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Old 03-11-2013, 04:32 PM
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On the March 2nd edition of NPR's Wait Wait, the first story in the Bluff the Listener game was about Luxembourg. It was not flattering.

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Old 03-22-2013, 01:45 AM
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We've traced the boars. THEY'RE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE.

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Newark Police chased and captured a stray pig Saturday morning in the 100 block of Lovett Avenue.

Officers responded to a report of a pig on the loose shortly after 10 a.m. Saturday.

The pig is described as black, about 20 pounds, with an injury to its “right rear hock,” according to Cpl. James Spadola.

The porcine perp was put into the back seat of a Newark Police cruiser and taken to the Kent County Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals.
:freakout: HALP HALP STROMLIGHT! WHAT DO I DO! HOW DO I PORTECT MYSELF FROM THIS MENACE! :freakout:
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Old 03-25-2013, 12:34 PM
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Oh now you come and want my help, don't you? After years of mockery and abuse! NOW YOU WANT MY HELP!

Too late, Boarderman, TOO LATE!
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Old 03-25-2013, 04:47 PM
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Old 04-18-2013, 09:11 AM
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As of January 1st there are 537,039 people living in Luxembourg. 44.5% of those are dirty, job-stealing foreigners. Why in the name of fuck has nobody stolen my idiotic job yet? :shakework:
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Old 04-18-2013, 04:07 PM
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As of January 1st there are 865,953 people living in Luxembourg.
:fixed: You guys would never keep the count right if it wasn't for me... :rolls:


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Old 04-19-2013, 10:20 AM
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That's bullshit, I've been to Luxembourg and there were only 8 people there

Granted that's still more than Canada and Wyoming combined but still, quit exaggerating
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Old 04-19-2013, 11:16 AM
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That's what you get when you come in July! :glare:
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Old 04-19-2013, 11:32 AM
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That's what you get when you come in July! :glare:
What, there's 9 the rest of the year? or only 7?
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Old 04-19-2013, 11:33 AM
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Definitely more than 9!
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Old 04-19-2013, 11:53 AM
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10?

:capitalistpig: :misspiggy: :piglet: :boar: :luxembourger: :piggy: :pigfly: :glarepatch: :piglet2: :lolhog:
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Old 04-19-2013, 12:00 PM
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Y'all got a couple that moves back to Lux for winters or something? They must be masochists.
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Old 04-19-2013, 12:01 PM
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LEAVE ME ALONE! I DON'T HAVE TIME TO COUNT NOW! IT'S MORE THAN 10! :unglare:
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Old 04-19-2013, 01:39 PM
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You would have to take your shoes off to count higher, which I understand is a practice reserved for certain national holidays only.
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Old 04-19-2013, 01:46 PM
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That's quite true, young Dingfod. Also, this works much better with our shoes on: :asskick:
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Old 04-19-2013, 01:55 PM
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When Luxembourg takes a census, they start in various tourist resorts around the continent and only hit the Duchy itself to catch the stragglers.
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Old 04-19-2013, 01:57 PM
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Old 04-19-2013, 01:58 PM
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I'm sure glad I'm from a large country and state that nobody makes fun of.
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Do you know where your boar is? :boar:?

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Old 07-17-2013, 03:26 PM
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Do people listen to me when I warn them? Nope.
And so it begins ...
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Old 07-17-2013, 03:31 PM
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:cheer: RUN, BOARIS, RUN! :cheer:
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Old 07-17-2013, 03:37 PM
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It's the Running of the Boar! :boar:

That will bring in the tourists!
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The poor thing must have been terrified. :(
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Yeah, I was. :(
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