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View Poll Results: Is morning sex an acceptable substitute for coffee?
No! Honey, wake up, the coffee maker is trying to have sex with me again, oh, that's you. 9 34.62%
Not really. Ok, that's over, let's begin our day with a nice cup of coffee. 4 15.38%
Sure, whatever. An orgasm is as good as a latte. 3 11.54%
Always! Morning sex is the best part of waking up! 10 38.46%
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Old 02-29-2012, 02:43 AM
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We basically wake up at 3:30am, do it. Take a nap until 8. Start the coffee-maker. Do it. Drink coffee. Do it again after the recharge...then either shower or go back to bed. I don't see why coffee and sex have to be mutually exclusive.
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Old 02-29-2012, 05:42 AM
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Default Re: Morning sex: is it an acceptable substitute for coffee?

That brings up an interesting article on sleep the BBC ran, apparently we should all be sleeping in two shifts with nookie in the middle. Damn early morning shifts!

BBC News - The myth of the eight-hour sleep
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Old 03-01-2012, 12:30 AM
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I read that article last week and shared it with my other. "See, babe, it's natural AND healthy!"
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Has it occurred to anyone that this might possibly not be an either/or issue? What, for example, is so difficult about indulging in lazy morning spoon sex followed by a mug of black espresso made from freshly ground 100% arabica beans?
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Has it occurred to anyone that this might possibly not be an either/or issue? What, for example, is so difficult about indulging in lazy morning spoon sex followed by a mug of black espresso made from freshly ground 100% arabica beans?
It occurred to the person who created the poll (read response option no. 2), and to a few other people who posted in this thread to that effect--nearly 2 years ago. Your attempt at thread necromancy scores poorly for both technical quality and style.*


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Oh hi, grumpy. :wave:

Thanks for your opinion. I'll file it in the appropriate receptacle.
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