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Old 07-21-2010, 03:06 AM
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I have this really cool thing in a bag that I'm trying to deliver to a lady. I knock loudly on her bedroom door and when it opens, she acts like she's trying to speak but no words come out, then she screams something I can't make out and disappears.

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Old 07-21-2010, 03:19 AM
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Well, that's a great dream for you isn't it? I imagine that would be my reaction if some unnameable horror knocks on my door.
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Old 07-21-2010, 03:27 AM
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Unnameable? See if I ever darken YOUR doorstep! :hmph:
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Old 07-21-2010, 07:24 AM
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Chinese take-out?
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Old 07-21-2010, 12:29 PM
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I dunno, but that's pretty cool.
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Old 07-21-2010, 04:59 PM
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Chinese take-out?
Checkered babby.
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Old 07-21-2010, 05:41 PM
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I have this really cool thing in a bag that I'm trying to deliver to a lady.
Step one: Cut a hole in a bag.

ETA lol hidden comment in Y'sB's post.
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Old 07-21-2010, 05:56 PM
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The weirdness continued last night. I've been sick, so I'm going to blame it on that.

I'm at some kind of wedding reception or similar event being held in some sort of strange public space. Like, the closest I can describe it is a hotel bar that is also inside an airport but also somehow outside. It's one of those weird dream gatherings where people who would never be together in real life are together: family, friends, etc. A friend of mine is being an asshole to his girlfriend, another friend of mine. She leaves in anger, and my roommate and I go with her.

She lives in an expensive apartment in a high rise building downtown in what is Indianapolis but not. Her apartment is full of junk, like she is on Hoarders or something. She is holding a babby. We are getting ready to go to bed. I hold the babby while they change. I am exhausted, but awkward about who is sleeping where, as she and I were an item at one time. She offers me a number of blankets, all of which are blankets that were in may parents' house when I was a child. Some of them she cautions me not to use, because people have been having sex on them.

The two girls sleep in the bed in the babby's room and I sleep on a tatami mat in the living room. For some reason, though, it is my job to get up when the babby cries. Although he is a small babby, not yet sleeping through the night, he can talk. He explains to me how the building's security system uses advanced biometrics in the door handles to detect when an illegal immigrant uses a door, and automatically pages the police. Together (now he is a toddler, and can stand up on his own), we disassemble the security device in the apartment to see how it works. I feel guilty that I am keeping the babby up when he should be sleeping, but his mother wakes up and tells me it is all right, that she is glad I am teaching him things.

I leave the building and come back. It is a different day. I get the impression that I live here now. The bathrooms, for whatever reason, are not in the apartments themselves, but off of a public hallway. Each one has two fancy modern jacuzzi tubs with expensive multifunction shower heads. I shower. I wake up.
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Old 07-22-2010, 04:17 PM
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Three nights in a row. Which one of you bullies is slipping me the hallucinogens before bedtime?

My neighborhood, but slightly off. Brightly sunlit, to the point where everything is sort of washed out. The sky is huge. Palm trees. I'm pretty sure my neighborhood is in California for some reason. I'm on foot, avoiding some kind of gang or something. I'm on the phone to my SO. She guides me to a house that is at the spot in my neighborhood that corresponds to the spot in a neighborhood I lived in as a child where a friend of mine lived. She owns the house there. I look out her front window at a strange tree across the street. It is not a pineapple tree, but it is bearing pineapples.

Later, the two of us drive up to where my house should be, but it's actually a different house. It belongs to her. A friend of mine lives next door. He is sitting in his driveway on a folding chair. Somehow, the two houses she owns in this neighborhood are a long drive apart.

Later, I am driving my brother to college, somewhere on the east coast. Somehow I'm also driving him home from college. He is telling me the entire story of his time at school. He was forced to drop out before his senior year. He is unhappy. We stop at some sort of hardware or garden supply store that looks to be right out of 1980 or so. I am looking for a specific shovel or rake or something, but I cannot find the one I need. My brother vanishes. I am on the phone, trying to get ahold of him. I pick him up again out in the farmland somewhere, near a grain silo. There are other people there, but I do not know them.

Later, my father and I pull away from my house. I am driving him somewhere important top him. He gets a phone call that we have to go back, because my mother needs us to stand up for her. She is being baptized as a Charismatic (IRL she's a Catholic) and wants us to participate in the ceremony. We arrive back at my house that has become yet another different house, although I own it again. As the preacher reads each part of the ceremony, I see his words in my head as though they were a forum post. Lisarea and Maturin respond to each sentence, demonstrating how wrong and hateful it is. I want to voice what they say to my mother, but I also do not want to take away something that she wants to believe.
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Old 07-22-2010, 04:37 PM
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Sorry, Ymir's Blood. You shouldn't try to deliver packages at 4:47 in the morning.
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Old 07-24-2010, 09:32 AM
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Adamus Prime thinks pineapples grow on trees. hee-hee
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Old 07-24-2010, 09:39 AM
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I know who you're referring to, but not enough to get the joke. :puzzled:
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Old 07-24-2010, 08:50 PM
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Since I was a child I've had this dream that I drowned in a neighbor's pool after my cousin, thinking he was cool and funny, pushed me in.

I remember looking up at the shimmering surface of the water and hearing an adult telling me that I chose to be here and that all time is lagniappe. It was silent and peaceful.

Someone then pulled me from the water and I was wrapped in a towel. I am walking barefoot and wet on the hot asphalt back toward Uncle's house listening to my cousin telling me to not tell anyone about what happened.

There was a cigarette butt next to a rusty bottle cap in the gutter.

When I wake up.

It happened, I'm sure of it, at some point in my life.

I often wonder whose pool that was, if I really died that day and if I am now just a ghost who is delusional.
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Old 07-25-2010, 07:23 AM
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I know who you're referring to, but not enough to get the joke. :puzzled:
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Bamping to tell everyone about a p good dream I had this morning.

So I am on the reality show Pit Boss for some reason--that reason probably being that I watched that show last night. The show is about a combination little people talent agency slash pit bull rescue; and on this particular episode, they're doing some sort of crossover with one or more of those Real Housewives shows.

During one segment, there are a couple of little people, including one main character from the show and one one-time character, and they have a pit bull they are checking for fleas or something. Just then, some faceless Real Housewife comes in with her dog, and her dog goes after the pit bull, and they start fighting. So both little people intervene, trying to pull the dogs apart, but in the process, both little people are knocked down some stairs into the basement!

I am avoiding the cameras and standing back with the cameras where there is also a full production area, so I watch a fully edited and narrated version of the events as they're happening. They show the main character get up and dust himself off and the narrator says that he's fine. Then, they show the minor character lying at the bottom of the stairs on a concrete floor, then his head swells up really big and his eyes roll back in his head and the narrator says that he survived but suffered permanent brain damage.

AND THEN, everything gets all frantic because it's time to go dress shopping! And I'm going in trying to tell someone about what happens to the guy at the bottom of the stairs, but it's like they forgot all about that because it's shopping time.

So then, it's a few hours later and they're back, and I realize that nobody ever called an ambulance or anything, so that guy is still lying there at the bottom of those stairs, so I call 911 from a phone that is very poorly designed, such that when you push a button on it, it slides away back into this like hole in the wall so I can't even secure the phone from the back, but I manage to apply JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF PRESSURE to push 911 without scooting the phone back out of reach, and I get them on and I'm really embarrassed because it's been HOURS since he fell, and if I'd called earlier, maybe he wouldn't have brain damage.

Then I go down to try to find the injured guy, and it's this huge labyrinthine basement, and I can't figure out where he is, but in the process of looking for him, I find all these other basements, including like one basement of a kitchen from Kitchen Nightmares, and then I woke up.

The moral of this dream is that all television reality shows share one big basement.
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Old 08-10-2010, 12:29 PM
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This morning I was dreaming I was smashing the alarm clock. I kept picking it up and throwing it to the floor annoyed and kind of awed that it would not stop ringing. Took a long time to figure it was the real one and I was actually awake.
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I dreamed that the dog took a dump in the bed, and then this morning she took a dump on the bedroom floor.

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I'm driving my Jeep around in some sort of outdoor park/plaza/zoo space and can't find my way out, so I have to keep making U turns and going different ways. I park in front of an old school wrought iron fence and meet a lioness walking around in the parking lot. Now I am riding the lioness, but I still don't know which way to go. We ride too close to the enclosure where the rest of her pride is, and she becomes agitated and starts trying to crane her head around and bite at me, like my cat does to indicate that she will be sitting in my lap sans petting at this time. I steer her away form that part of the environment and keep looking for a way out. We ride into an old museumy house full of an odd mixture of antiques and thing from maybe the 1980's or so. My cats are in the house. They want to play with the lioness, but I am terrified she will hurt them, so I keep desperately trying to steer her away from them and telling at them to go hide. I can't find a way out of the house. At one point she has one of them entirely inside her mouth. It turns out that she is playing, but I am still terrified and panicking. I find a back door and rider out into a large yard, with slender trees and people moving around. Even though it is summer in the front of the house, it is autumn back here and someone is burning leaves. There is something sinister about the yard, sort of Halloweeny maybe. I steer her back inside and continue to just make laps around this strange house, looking for the front door, until I wake.
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Adam, dude. These dreams of yours seem extremely symbolic of something. I have no idea what they're symbolic of, but just in case you're popping a Viagra right before going to bed -- stop.
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But you doctors are always saying we should drink eight glasses of Viagra a day!
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i had a dream the other night where i was looking in the mirror (that's always dreamy :eyes:) and the pupils in my eyes turned from black into mirrors and it totally freaked me out. just tiny little mirrors in the middle of my eyes. it was so lucid and real feeling that it woke me up. i tried to get right back to sleep to dream it some more, but had no such luck.

very weird and very freaky. freaky enough that i dug this thread up to tell you about it.

maybe it was the internet in my eyes? :chin:
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Last night I had a nightmare, woke up completely freaked out and spent some time worrying about all the implications until I finally realized it had been a dream. Then I tossed and turned for probably at least half an hour before falling back asleep.

The subject of the nightmare?

I had forgotten to watch Mad Men because I was caught up in the Hammer Dracula marathon on TCM.

I can't believe it freaked me out so much, but I was seriously upset until I finally realized it was Friday night, not Sunday night.
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Last night the dreams involved vicious brown bears and a Yeti-like creature that demonstrated how to calm a vicious brown bear that is in the act of biting your head off. You just pat it on the neck.
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