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09-21-2009, 06:15 PM
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lisarea Throw-Down Thread
Cyborgs are totally cooler than robots. Exhibit A: Steve Austin. Exhibit 2: Robocop.
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09-21-2009, 06:16 PM
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Re: lisarea Throw-Down Thread
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09-21-2009, 06:17 PM
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Re: lisarea Throw-Down Thread
Neither of those were labeled as exhibits, ergo CASE DISMISSED LIVIUS WINS.
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09-21-2009, 06:17 PM
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Re: lisarea Throw-Down Thread
Cyborgs rule
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09-21-2009, 06:19 PM
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Re: lisarea Throw-Down Thread
With all due respect your honor. Your mom.
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09-21-2009, 06:19 PM
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Re: lisarea Throw-Down Thread
You are hereby sentenced to two days probation and an eternity of D. Scarlatti as your lawyer.
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09-21-2009, 06:20 PM
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Re: lisarea Throw-Down Thread
Those are completely different categories of things.
It's like OK. Steve Austin is made out of hardware, and Robocop has both hardware and software. And your Steve Austin is the opposite of the real Steve Austin, because it's exactly the other way around.
If you understood technology, you would not have made such a stupid mistake. Software is for thinking about logical rules, and hardware is for punching. The regular Steve Austin would be punching things for no reason, see, whereas your made-up poor man's Steve Austin would think about punching a lot, but not be able to. Like there was a book about "I have no arms but I must punch you in the fucking nuts."
That's called animosity, when an animal is sad like that. We are ALL animals, except for robots.
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09-21-2009, 06:20 PM
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Re: lisarea Throw-Down Thread
Is there not room in that cold, twisted heart for both cyborgs and robots, liv?
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09-21-2009, 06:24 PM
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Re: lisarea Throw-Down Thread
Yeah, except the web is written in AOL, which is a programming language of SOFTWARE, so most of the information is geared toward that.
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09-21-2009, 06:24 PM
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09-21-2009, 06:29 PM
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Re: lisarea Throw-Down Thread
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Yeah, except the web is written in AOL, which is a programming language of SOFTWARE, so most of the information is geared toward that.
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Here we go again! Didn't you learn last time?
The web isn't written in AOL, it's written in Linux, and the information is geared towards that. Live chats and IMs and forums are written in AOL.
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09-21-2009, 06:31 PM
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Originally Posted by lisarea
Those are completely different categories of things.
It's like OK. Steve Austin is made out of hardware, and Robocop has both hardware and software. And your Steve Austin is the opposite of the real Steve Austin, because it's exactly the other way around.
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Steve Austin, astronauta, uomo vivo per miracolo. Signori, lo possiamo ricostruire. Abiamo adeguate conoscienze technologiche. Esiste attualmente la possibilita' di creare il primo uomo bionico.
Steve Austin sara' un essere nuovo, diverso dagl'altri. Piu' forte. Piu' veloce.
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If you understood technology, you would not have made such a stupid mistake. Software is for thinking about logical rules, and hardware is for punching. The regular Steve Austin would be punching things for no reason, see, whereas your made-up poor man's Steve Austin would think about punching a lot, but not be able to. Like there was a book about "I have no arms but I must punch you in the fucking nuts."
That's called animosity, when an animal is sad like that. We are ALL animals, except for robots.
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09-21-2009, 06:33 PM
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OK, but Linux is more like a robot. It doesn't have feelings. You can tell from how if you tell it a joke like this:
You're American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?
Then you're like, "UR A PEEIN'" and if it's like "This does not compute! This does not compute!" then you can see that it's Linux, AKA a sort of computer, or else it is French. Robot. Robot.
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09-21-2009, 06:38 PM
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Re: lisarea Throw-Down Thread
And where do you think those feelings come from? From chatterbots!
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09-21-2009, 06:45 PM
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It doesn't matter if you can win a dance off. That's for dumb robots. You have to win a rap battle.
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09-21-2009, 06:50 PM
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Hey, I'm real happy for you and Imma let you finish, but ChuckF had the best callout by livius thread of all time. OF ALL TIME.
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09-21-2009, 07:22 PM
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Re: lisarea Throw-Down Thread
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Pfff, I killed that motherfucker 24 years ago.
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Cyborgs are totally cooler than robots. Exhibit A: Steve Austin. Exhibit 2: Robocop.
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09-21-2009, 07:22 PM
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Hey, I'm real happy for you and Imma let you finish, but ChuckF had the best callout by livius thread of all time. OF ALL TIME. |
I know better than to challenge the pea to a slut-off.
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09-22-2009, 06:05 AM
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Re: lisarea Throw-Down Thread
Steve Austin is totally gay:
--J.D.
P.S. Not . . . that there is anything wrong with that. . . .
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09-22-2009, 06:07 PM
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Re: lisarea Throw-Down Thread
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OK, but Linux is more like a robot. It doesn't have feelings. You can tell from how if you tell it a joke like this:
You're American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?
Then you're like, "UR A PEEIN'" and if it's like "This does not compute! This does not compute!" then you can see that it's Linux, AKA a sort of computer, or else it is French. Robot. Robot.
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Whereas MS Windows is a joke, just not a very funny one.
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