No one loves a hobo and I need some love!
Lord I am always on and I never get enough.
No one wants a hobo hanging around their doors.
It's my last wardrive my friends. Ain't gonna hobo no mo'.
Guess what?
THE INTERNET TECH COMES ON SATURDAY AND WE WILL ONCE MORE HAVE INTERWEBS IN THE HOUSE OF DEMIPPOSTO!!!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
In four days time, I will have net access whenever I want! I will be able to post in my pj's! I will be able to chat in the middle of the night in my underwear even! I will not have to go to the pub to do my homework unless I want to! Thus, less drunk writing and better grades! I will be able to watch my ponies in the comfy confines of my own living room on Sunday mornings without people staring at me! Not to mention PRON!
It was a long three years of barren internet-less wasteland, but I am fast approaching the Big Web Candy Mountain!
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"Her eyes in certain light were violet, and all her teeth were even. That's a rare, fair feature: even teeth. She smiled to excess, but she chewed with real distinction." - Eleanor of Aquitaine
This has been way longer in coming than any of us ever expected. It's been so long I can barely remember the days when Demi was the effortless post slut who first endeared herself to the mob.
I am not making any such assumption. I am sandbagging my desktop.
__________________ Old Pain In The Ass says: I am on a mission from God to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable; to bring faith to the doubtful and doubt to the faithful.
You never know. The pent up energy of two years might just lead to epic slut poasting flood frenzy. You better stock up on water and batteries just to be sure.
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Originally Posted by LadyShea
Thank god! Just yesterday I was telling livius what goddamned refugees you two were
I am touched at y'all's concern!
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Originally Posted by livius drusus
This has been way longer in coming than any of us ever expected. It's been so long I can barely remember the days when Demi was the effortless post slut who first endeared herself to the mob.
Ainorite? I have serious catching up to do. I will have to channel the spirit of Demi's past and rekindle the slut in slut poasting. I am grateful for your patience during this most trying of times.
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Originally Posted by BrotherMan
And to think we were even polite enough not to at her in her spotty absences like we really should have.
I'm all for more PRON posting. Big hairy masculine PRON!
In the Big Web Candy Mountains,
There's PRON that's full of bears, And youtube clips of burly men
Dance in their underwear.
There's goatse that is lulzy
And hentai that is strange.
And Rule 34,
Don't open that door,
But NSFW
Is no longer a jerk,
In the Big Web Candy Mountains.
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Originally Posted by Ensign Steve
Oh, thank god! I read the thread title and thought maybe you got a job at a bank or some shit.
That is terrifying!
No, I am still gainfully unemployed and a full time lazy student. The economic change that made this possible is a new provider in our area with whom we do not have, let us say, a commercial history with.
(The old company charged us out the wazoo for equipment we returned and charged a bunch of penalties on our account to boot. Clearing up that account would have cost over $300 in wasted money we didn't have anyway.)
I will be able to chat in the middle of the night in my underwear even!
Anticipating pics.
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What a man believes upon grossly insufficient evidence is an index into his desires -- desires of which he himself is often unconscious. ... The origin of myths is explained in this way.
I'm all for more PRON posting. Big hairy masculine PRON!
In the Big Web Candy Mountains,
There's PRON that's full of bears, And youtube clips of burly men
Dance in their underwear.
There's goatse that is lulzy
And hentai that is strange.
And Rule 34,
Don't open that door,
But NSFW
Is no longer a jerk,
In the Big Web Candy Mountains.
I'm all for more PRON posting. Big hairy masculine PRON!
In the Big Web Candy Mountains,
There's PRON that's full of bears, And youtube clips of burly men
Dance in their underwear.
There's goatse that is lulzy
And hentai that is strange.
And Rule 34,
Don't open that door,
But NSFW
Is no longer a jerk,
In the Big Web Candy Mountains.