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If it's the video I'm thinking of (which it appears to be from the frame YouTube is showing) then it actually is a very well made video.
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Old 10-13-2011, 02:57 AM
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Sure there is! It hardly takes any room to start a thread.
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Old 10-13-2011, 03:06 AM
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Did you check out the gerrymandering video, it is well done. :yup:
It was, and he has a number of other humorously informative videos (I lol'd at the Continents one). Thanks for the link.
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If we have room for peace girl, we have room for this. Go for it. :D
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Please, thedoc, be a spokesperson for your ideas, because I bet you would be really awesome at it.
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You said liberals lie and say stupid shit...is that the whole of what you have to say about it?

We want many examples. It can't go in this thread, it needs its own. I started one for you to fill.

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What's the capacity of this new thread? I know space is at a premium around here, and I wouldn't want liv and vm to have to deal with a visit from the Internet Fire Marshal.
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Please, thedoc, be a spokesperson for your ideas, because I bet you would be really awesome at it.
I did state my idea, I thought it was simple enough for everyone to understand?
It certainly fit the title of this thread.
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Firing squads, what a softie.

Acid baths are obviously the way to go.
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Old 10-13-2011, 07:07 PM
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George Carlin is almost always relevant:


I have a strong feeling he's being sarcastic throughout most of this routine though :cookiemonster:
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I don't have any real problem with firing squad proposal. I just hope they don't plan on offering the traditional last cigarette. You know, cancer.

As for George Carlin's suggestions, I have just one small quibble. In his boiling oil scenario he recommends lowering the miscreant in head first. Too fast, what a waste. Feet first would definitely provide more entertainment.
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Too fast, what a waste. Feet first would definitely provide more entertainment.
You are sounding like a conservative, a liberal would insist on a quick painless death as the 'Humane' thing to do, I would think the conservative would be more willing to let them suffer a little, but I don't believe entertainment is the right word. But I may be wrong? Along those lines how about hanging by the feet? How long would it take for someone to die hanging upside down? If nothing else 'gangrene' would set into the feet and that would kill them.

Oh, one more point, when lowering into the boiling oil, would the rope be around the neck? But very carefully tied so as not to hurt them.
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I am thinking that the rope would be tied around the wrists behind the back. More pain, less risk of premature expiration. I am also thinking that the rope could be partially retracted at random intervals. You know, for a sort of bobbing motion. Anything to make the show last a little longer.
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John McCain says regulations kill "billions and billions of jobs". Which is quite shocking considering there are only three hundred million people in this country. You can also insert your own Carl Sagan joke here. I'm sure the man is spinning in his grave.

Labor Department data, on the other hand, say that only 0.2% of layoffs have been due to regulations, making both the Republicans and the President wrong.
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Sorry guys, this thread is just a waste, none of these are true conservatives.

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John McCain says regulations kill "billions and billions of jobs". Which is quite shocking considering there are only three hundred million people in this country. You can also insert your own Carl Sagan joke here. I'm sure the man is spinning in his grave.

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I am not that retarded, I'll leave that to the liberals. :giggle:
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