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Old 08-21-2017, 07:02 PM
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Plumber was working in the bathroom the other day and now I can't find where I put my toothbrush for safekeeping.
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"the other day"?

How often do you brush your teeth?

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Old 08-21-2017, 11:09 PM
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Old 08-24-2017, 08:39 PM
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The other day I couldn't decide between riding my bike or sitting on the couch with a drink and watching television.

I like riding my bike. I get exercise and feel better during and after.

I like sitting on the couch with a drink and watching television. I get no exercise and feel better during and after.

Given the amount of mental energy and time I expended debating between them, I must like debating between them as much.

I was overloaded with choices for things I enjoy.

In the end, I compromised and did both. Riding first. Because history has taught me that if I sit on the couch with a drink and watch television, it's over. Nothing else gets done.
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Old 08-30-2017, 08:59 PM
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I'm sorta feeling guilty for complaining about my hour flight delay out of Houston International airport a couple weeks ago. I think the gas station by the airport where I filled up the rental car is completely submerged now.
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Gasoline jumped up 30 cents a gallon because of the hurricane that hit Houston, roughly the same price it was two years ago.
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I ran out of peanuts so I had to give my cashews to the chipmunks.
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I ran out of peanuts so I had to give my cashews to the chipmunks.
And they were probably thinking "These aren't cheeseballs, Dave".

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