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Old 12-03-2011, 07:09 PM
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My theory is: masturbation is natural only for men(release sperm etc) while is not natural for women but cultural

Do you think Saudi Arabian women masturbate? Obviously not...I asked some of my female friends if they "do it"....the vast majority answered with "nooo" "obviously not "":eek: you pig" and I tend to believe them ...from my experience women think of masturbation as unnatural and disgusting and a complete waste of time, and don't understand why anybody does it and the few who admit that they "do it" well...are the sluttest of the group and suffer of some form of nymphosis because from a Darwinian POV there is not a single reason for female masturbation
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Old 12-03-2011, 07:24 PM
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Old 12-03-2011, 07:33 PM
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Could you please explain to the class in your own words how from a Darwinian POV there is a reason for male masturbation?
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Okay, who's going to take "Suffering of some kind of nymphosis" for their custom title?
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Oh OH! ME ME ME! :gimme:
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Old 12-03-2011, 09:13 PM
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Old 12-03-2011, 09:21 PM
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My theory is: masturbation is natural only for men(release sperm etc) while is not natural for women but cultural

Do you think Saudi Arabian women masturbate? Obviously not...I asked some of my female friends if they "do it"....the vast majority answered with "nooo" "obviously not "":eek: you pig" and I tend to believe them ...from my experience women think of masturbation as unnatural and disgusting and a complete waste of time, and don't understand why anybody does it and the few who admit that they "do it" well...are the sluttest of the group and suffer of some form of nymphosis because from a Darwinian POV there is not a single reason for female masturbation
Good Cancer to you, AML.

Why do you think that these women's reluctance to admit that they masturbate to you means that these women, much less most women, don't actually masturbate?

I can imagine that not many women would like to frankly discuss their masturbation habits with you.
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Old 12-03-2011, 09:34 PM
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Why do you think that these women's reluctance to admit that they masturbate to you means that these women, much less most women, don't actually masturbate?
I am now speaking for myself and all women everywhere and none of us would admit to masturbating to AynMisesLibertarian.
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Old 12-03-2011, 09:43 PM
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Old 12-03-2011, 10:20 PM
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I often ask my male friends about their masturbation habits, and they also give me strange looks.
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Old 12-03-2011, 10:21 PM
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Obviously, women do it to keep the vibrator industry buoyant. Think of all those manufacturers and retail outlets that exist to serve the fapping requirements of modern women.

Think carefully before you proselytise for the end of female masturbation! Do you want the economy to collapse entirely?
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Old 12-03-2011, 10:22 PM
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I often ask my female friends about their masturbation habits, and human resources gives me strange looks. . . .

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Old 12-03-2011, 10:33 PM
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Obviously, women do it to keep the vibrator industry buoyant. Think of all those manufacturers and retail outlets that exist to serve the fapping requirements of modern women.

Think carefully before you proselytise for the end of female masturbation! Do you want the economy to collapse entirely?
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I understand that English isn't your first language and all, but even you must know that "theory" isn't synonymous with or shorthand for "the dumbfuck musings of a lying hypocritical racist thief."

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Your stuffed animals aren't actual females, Cochise. That remains true even if you give them lady names and stick your weh-weh in them.
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Your stuffed animals aren't actual females, Cochise. That remains true even if you give them lady names and stick your weh-weh in them.
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Bruce Bagemihl:
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Autoeroticism also occurs widely among animals, both male and female.
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Autoeroticism in female mammals, as well as heterosexual and homosexual intercourse (especially in primates), often involves direct or indirect stimulation of the clitoris [...]. This organ is present in the females of all mammalian species and several other animal groups.
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Masturbation is common in the animal kingdom ... We have a Darwinist mentality that all animals only have sex to procreate. But there are plenty of animals who will masturbate when they have nothing better to do. Masturbation has been observed among primates, deer, killer whales and penguins, and we're talking about both males and females. They rub themselves against stones and roots. Orangutans are especially inventive. They make dildos of wood and bark.
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Dopo aver dominato completamente il soggetto dell'economia e della politica, ho girato il mio intelletto imponenti verso il tema della masturbazione femminile.
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Why do you think that these women's reluctance to admit that they masturbate to you means that these women, much less most women, don't actually masturbate?
I am now speaking for myself and all women everywhere and none of us would admit to masturbating to AynMisesLibertarian.
If you won't admit to masturbating to AynMisesLibertarian, what will you admit to masturbating to?

Curious in the Colonies wants to know.
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Your stuffed animals aren't actual females, Cochise. That remains true even if you give them lady names and stick your weh-weh in them.
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I'm confused, is this a terrible ploy to have women describe masturbating to him, or is it one for men to describe their masturbation?

At any rate, I vote Poland.
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Old 12-04-2011, 08:17 AM
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Oh Ayn is a guy? How the fuck would he know what women do? Has he ever met one?

Methinks his post gives the answer.

Does he also have issues with staplers and batteries?

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You remind me of a dude I used to know back in the days. He also had a theory - and I use the term in the loosest possible way - that jealousy in males is natural, but not in females, because, and I quote "In females, the hole gets bigger"

I am sure the two of you would have a lot in common!
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Old 12-05-2011, 01:18 PM
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Man, I remember that time me and AynMises were riding the local fare-free bus, kvetching about government programs while masturbating, and some ladies got all hysterical about it. I had to mansplain them that it's perfectly natural for men, and even though women never, ever need or want to do it, men totally do. That's just biology, ladies. Besides, they should feel complimented, as we didn't find them so repulsive as to impede our Libertarian-ranting-induced arousal.

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To be fair to AML, we don't have any smilies depicting female masturbation.

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