So they have a candy dish at work, and I pick out the Laffy Taffys (except the banana ones, because ew). I torment my child by texting her the worst of the jokes.
What kind of doctor can work in an auto body shop?
A dent-ist.
Why did the girl have a tiny wooden infant?
She wanted a whittle baby.
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