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07-10-2015, 12:49 AM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: Only in Oklahoma...
Nothing says Tulsa, Oklahoma like a father-son broken beer bottle fight. Both were cut numerous times, one serious enough to require going to the hospital. Neither of them are willing to press charges.
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07-30-2015, 04:07 AM
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Projecting my phallogos with long, hard diction
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Re: Only in Oklahoma...
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07-30-2015, 04:13 AM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: Only in Oklahoma...
Trailer trash Governor.
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09-23-2015, 02:21 AM
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lagomorph lover
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Re: Only in Oklahoma...
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09-23-2015, 03:17 AM
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NeoTillichian Hierophant & Partisan Hack
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Re: Only in Oklahoma...
The teacher is obviously the beneficiary of a good classical education and knows her latin.
My father was forced to repeat a grade because he couldn't write with his right hand. He did learn and for the rest of his life he wrote right-handed and did everything else left-handed.
Why are lefties called southpaws? Obviously it is because people from the south are evil and stupid, just like people who are left-handed.
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09-23-2015, 06:44 AM
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A Very Gentle Bort
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Re: Only in Oklahoma...
I really want to believe that it's a terrible misunderstanding. The teacher was just sharing the origins and medieval "understanding" of left-handedness and wasn't really for reals in the year of our Lord 2015 seriously saying that a child was evil simply because he was left handed. Unless of course the child really is evil and happened to be left handed then all bets are off.
But then in the year of our Lord 2015 there is a lot weirder shit happening in America so I shouldn't be surprised.
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10-30-2015, 12:31 AM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Location: Cowtown, Kansas
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Re: Only in Oklahoma...
Oklahoma news today: - The Oklahoma State Bureau of Investigation identified the body of 18 year old Carley Massey, who was shot and killed by a hitchhiker near Canton Wednesday. The suspect is still at large, was already wanted for a violent attack in another part of the state.
- Four arrested for three armed robberies Wednesday.
- Man, distraught after a fight with his girlfriend, was killed while crossing a busy East Tulsa street when he was struck by a car early this morning.
- Tulsa man shot in the leg after being followed home by a man he argued with at a Walmart.
- Tulsa man died after being shot while standing in his yard Thursday afternoon.
- Dump truck driver dies after raised dump bed strikes electric power line in Turley.
- In unrelated news, a trailerhouse burned down in Turley, doing tens of dollars in damages.
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10-31-2015, 05:38 AM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Cowtown, Kansas
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Re: Only in Oklahoma...
77 year old Tulsa physician, who was fined $105,000 in June as part of a settlement for Medicare fraud, jumped to his death from his 20th floor apartment today.
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10-31-2015, 03:20 PM
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Bizarre unknowable space alien
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Flint, MI
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Re: Only in Oklahoma...
Someone I know posted that in the context of holistic providers dying in numbers. I didn't read the article. The last time I clicked on one of her links it was about chem trails, so I swore never again.
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11-19-2015, 09:47 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: Only in Oklahoma...
ENID, OK - Police say 28 year old Enid man went on a drive-by shooting spree at 42 different locations, shooting windows out of vehicles, and shooting at least one dog. He has been arrested on multiple charges.
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11-24-2015, 01:15 AM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: Only in Oklahoma...
COPAN, OKLAHOMA - Moron arrested after sending an email via City of Bartlesville webpage threatening a mass shooting Tuesday morning at Copan schools. He said he was lonely and would kill himself after shooting as many people as he could. Trouble is, Copan schools are out all week for holiday break.
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12-01-2015, 11:01 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Location: Cowtown, Kansas
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Re: Only in Oklahoma...
Norman police officer hauling ass.
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12-03-2015, 05:56 AM
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NeoTillichian Hierophant & Partisan Hack
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Re: Only in Oklahoma...
When I lived in Arizona I had a couple of donkeys (a jenny and her foal) and contemplated raising donkeys. I thought I might construct an underground stable and when someone came to purchase a donkey from me I could take them out and show them my ass hole.
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Thanks, from:
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Dingfod (12-03-2015), Janet (12-03-2015), JoeP (12-03-2015), Pan Narrans (12-03-2015), S.Vashti (12-11-2015), slimshady2357 (12-03-2015), Sock Puppet (12-03-2015), SR71 (12-03-2015), The Man (12-03-2015), Vivisectus (12-03-2015), Ymir's blood (12-05-2015), Zehava (12-04-2015)
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01-11-2016, 12:32 AM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Cowtown, Kansas
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Re: Only in Oklahoma...
Remember Sweet Brown and "Nobody got time for that."?
We've got a new celebrity in Oklahoma now. She will no doubt go viral.
http://www.facebook.com/CharlieHanne...35316736504685
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03-03-2016, 01:33 AM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Location: Cowtown, Kansas
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Re: Only in Oklahoma...
Former Chesapeake Energy Corporation CEO Aubrey McClendon was indicted on charges of conspiring to set bid prices on oil and gas leases in NW Oklahoma just yesterday. Today, he likely committed suicide by ramming his Chevy Tahoe into a bridge abutment.
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03-21-2016, 10:04 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Location: Cowtown, Kansas
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Re: Only in Oklahoma...
Religious guy sued the state over a license plate depicting an Apache warrior shooting an arrow into the sky, was told to get lost once, twice, and now the third time by the Supreme Court. GTFO was the legal term, I believe.
Stick it, religious ugly dude.
What a waste of time and money. Sheesh.
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04-27-2016, 02:24 AM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: Only in Oklahoma...
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06-04-2016, 02:55 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Location: Cowtown, Kansas
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Re: Only in Oklahoma...
Perennial mayoral candidate and local eccentric, Attorney Paul Tay, the guy wearing a cowboy hat, crashed a Republican mayoral debate between Mayor Dewey Bartlett and Councilman G.T. Bynum to which he wasn't invited. The Mayor, who recently cut 15 dispatcher positions at the city's emergency response call center, called 911 only to be put on hold. The dispatcher feigned ignorance of who the hell was calling, transferred him to a police sergeant. "Paul Tay is interrupting our debate.... waaaaah." Tay, with some protest, left the building escorted by a Matt Damon look-alike, Lars Lindtner, a recent Rogers State University graduate and studio camera operator, "C'mon, Matt Damon, get me out of here!"
A few years ago, Paul Tay made headlines by riding his bicycle down the freeway with a giant inflatable penis in tow.
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06-04-2016, 09:05 PM
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NeoTillichian Hierophant & Partisan Hack
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Re: Only in Oklahoma...
Inappropriate use of 911. 911 should only be used in truly emergency situations. Like when the counter person at McDonalds gives you the wrong sandwich.
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06-27-2016, 02:25 AM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: Only in Oklahoma...
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07-07-2016, 12:36 AM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: Only in Oklahoma...
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07-09-2016, 10:42 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: Only in Oklahoma...
Pictured is a house for sale in Tulsa right now, for $439,900. Architect Blaine Imel, trained under famed architect Bruce Goff, who himself was trained by Frank Lloyd Wright, designed this house built in 1962. This is the first time it's been up for sale in 43 years. I went out and bought lottery tickets as soon as I saw it.
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07-09-2016, 11:12 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: Only in Oklahoma...
Another student of Bruce Goff, Frank Davies, designed the house my sister lives in.
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07-10-2016, 11:27 AM
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forever in search of dill pickle doritos
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Re: Only in Oklahoma...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dingfod
Pictured is a house for sale in Tulsa right now, for $439,900. Architect Blaine Imel, trained under famed architect Bruce Goff, who himself was trained by Frank Lloyd Wright, designed this house built in 1962. This is the first time it's been up for sale in 43 years. I went out and bought lottery tickets as soon as I saw it.
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I love it
But would it be a crime if I pealed off all the stones and blue glass from the walls?
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07-10-2016, 01:40 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: Only in Oklahoma...
Quote:
Originally Posted by slimshady2357
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dingfod
Pictured is a house for sale in Tulsa right now, for $439,900. Architect Blaine Imel, trained under famed architect Bruce Goff, who himself was trained by Frank Lloyd Wright, designed this house built in 1962. This is the first time it's been up for sale in 43 years. I went out and bought lottery tickets as soon as I saw it.
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I love it
But would it be a crime if I pealed off all the stones and blue glass from the walls?
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That's the part I like best.
Edited: Good luck with the peeling. Those stones are embedded in the concrete walls. The big translucent blue ones are probably slag glass. There are rock shops outside Hot Springs, Arkansas that sell that stuff by the pound.
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