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Is it the sprinkles on toast or their ruthless colonization of Indonesia that gave them away?

If it's the whole lack of umbrella thing, you see that here too. No one carries umbrellas.
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Well, their evil ways are over now. :phew:
The days of candied anise seed on toast are a thing of the past!
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Not until you pry them from our cold dead hands!
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Old 08-30-2008, 12:26 PM
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(Btw, we have male and femal versions on them because the traditional food you get when you are visiting who has a newborn baby is candied anise seed on round toasted bread (beschuit met muisjes) and the colour will be dependent on the baby's sex.)
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eh... :eww:

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They also love frikandel (all the scary remnant parts of animals they can’t sell elsewhere, pressed into a vaguely hotdog shape, and then deep-fried until dark brown; yes, it looks like a piece of shit), kroketten (deep-fried lumps of dough wrapped around meat, that look like dried-up old turds)
Watser? & Pan Narrans :rarrow: :eatshit:

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You are just jealous of our awesome sand-pounding machines :ptht:
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There’s my list. Let me add something that I found in a tourist brochure given out at the Schiphol (SKHIP-hull, not Shiffol!) airport, which I think totally captures the Dutch attitude (I’m paraphrasing because I don’t have it here):

* Please keep in mind that not all of the women you see in the windows in the Red Light District are really women.
* If something bad happens to you, please find a policeman/policewoman and explain the situation to us. Please do not be embarrassed - we have really seen it all before. You couldn’t possibly shock us.
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You are just jealous of our awesome sand-pounding machines :ptht:
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Now I think I know where our saying, "Go pound sand" comes from. :lol:

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#11 The Dutch can't tolerate bragging.

(or so I've been told and have learned first hand from a certain :surrendermonkey:)


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#11 The Dutch can't tolerate bragging.

(or so I've been told and have learned first hand from a certain :surrendermonkey:)


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Yeah...He sure brags about that a lot.
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:touche: . . . . . :sniggle:
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If it's the whole lack of umbrella thing, you see that here too. No one carries umbrellas.
Yep. If you see someone with an umbrella 'round here, chances are they are a tourist or its their first year here.

Except for the food, being Dutch seems very nice
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There are two things I can't stand in this world. People who are insensitive ot other people and their culture. And the Dutch.
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If it's the whole lack of umbrella thing, you see that here too. No one carries umbrellas.
Yep. If you see someone with an umbrella 'round here, chances are they are a tourist or its their first year here.

Except for the food, being Dutch seems very nice
Why thank you :unbow:

And you will be pleased to hear there are lots of foreign food restaurants and shops.
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Does this mean that they are all cats? Or that all cats are Dutch?

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Well, their evil ways are over now. :phew:
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"Weird" is not "evil."

Only the Belgians are evil.

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The Belgians are indeed a weird lot. :nutty: I know, I married into a family of weird Belgians. :belgian:
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I've been in Holland several times. I have to say I enjoyed the experience.
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I've been to the Nether regions. I've heard Flem spoken and seen Walloonies wander the streets. Bruxelles is a very different city from Amsterdam; it seems staid, mature, and formal. Amsterdam seems clean but informal and casual. It's rather like Bruxelles appeals to the travelling businessman, while Amsterdam is the city of college drop-outs.

They are all fixated upon their nether regions.
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