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Old 08-30-2006, 09:17 PM
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I busted a mosquito biting me on the eyebrow, and the whole area swelled up like a golf ball.
You must be allergic or something, because that's fucked up right there.
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Old 08-31-2006, 03:20 AM
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Either that or you should put down the hammer before busting mosquitoes on your eyebrow.

*edit* BTW, I was wondering...where do you look in your profile to see what number member you are?

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Old 08-31-2006, 05:22 AM
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You are 1110, qb. Just click your profile and look at the number in the URL: userid=####.
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Old 08-31-2006, 09:15 PM
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Gollblangit! I saw women gathering in groups and burning their bras. Don't be telling me it never happened. Fucking Internet. :glare:
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Women here are burning their bras? Mind if I have them instead? :D
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Old 08-31-2006, 09:44 PM
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Trouble getting those man-boobs supported, Smilin?
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Old 08-31-2006, 11:17 PM
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I have this huge bruise on my leg. It's all blackish purple, about 1" x 4". I kind of remember saying the fuck word really loud yesterday, so I guess it was about that, but now I don't remember what it was. It looks like someone hit me really hard with one of those little souvenir baseball bats or something.

You'd think I'd remember something like that, but I don't. It's like I'm just drunk all the time or something, except I'm not.
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Old 08-31-2006, 11:28 PM
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It's like I'm just drunk all the time or something, except I'm not.
Are you certain? I'm sure I remember you saying you were going to become a high functioning alcoholic.

Of course, I may have been drunk myself when I heard that.
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Old 08-31-2006, 11:38 PM
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I have this huge bruise on my leg. It's all blackish purple, about 1" x 4". I kind of remember saying the fuck word really loud yesterday, so I guess it was about that, but now I don't remember what it was.
Uttering obscenities causes physical damage? I'd heard of adding insult to injury but the reverse is just odd. :chin:
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Old 08-31-2006, 11:51 PM
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It's like I'm just drunk all the time or something, except I'm not.
Are you certain? I'm sure I remember you saying you were going to become a high functioning alcoholic.
Yeah, but I haven't been functioning very highly, so I don't think I did that yet.

I figure if I were one of them high-functioning alcoholics, I would have probably been able to do some karate or whatever against whatever happened to my leg.
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Old 09-01-2006, 12:21 AM
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I have this huge bruise on my leg. It's all blackish purple, about 1" x 4". I kind of remember saying the fuck word really loud yesterday, so I guess it was about that, but now I don't remember what it was. It looks like someone hit me really hard with one of those little souvenir baseball bats or something.

You'd think I'd remember something like that, but I don't. It's like I'm just drunk all the time or something, except I'm not.
Hmmm, I get that

Only I get them in centimeters, it's rather odd.
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Old 09-02-2006, 05:30 PM
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My computer was so grindingly slow earlier that I had to reboot. I need more memory, and I need a new computer to put it in.
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Old 09-02-2006, 05:34 PM
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Joe said grind.
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Old 09-02-2006, 06:10 PM
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Damn right I did. :glare:
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Old 09-02-2006, 06:35 PM
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Does that mean the blazing speed of our new server is lost to you? :(
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Old 09-02-2006, 07:46 PM
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For a brief moment - the twinkling of eye - I can sense its fleetness, out of the corner of my eye. But before I really be certain of it, the vast pallid sluggishness of my computer drowns it in a fetor of doom.
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Old 09-02-2006, 09:42 PM
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How the fuck did I LOSE a six-battery Maglite?
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Old 09-02-2006, 09:47 PM
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Maybe it's in the sex toy drawer?
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Old 09-03-2006, 12:48 AM
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Maturin made any mysterious trips to the emergency room lately?
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Old 09-03-2006, 12:52 AM
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I am disgusted with myself that I didn't even see that coming.

What is WRONG with me?
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Old 09-03-2006, 12:55 AM
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It's not you, lisarea, it's everybody else.
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Old 09-03-2006, 12:56 AM
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Ehm...you lost it?
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Old 09-03-2006, 09:20 AM
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I am disgusted with myself that I didn't even see that coming.
Of course you couldn't, without that maglite it's dark.
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How the fuck did I LOSE a six-battery Maglite?
I can beat that. I lost a fish tank air pump thing in 1991, and only found it today.
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Old 09-03-2006, 01:11 PM
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It's not you, lisarea, it's everybody else.
We not all :) *positive-beneficial*. :)
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