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Old 07-24-2017, 10:48 AM
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I am sure all you slaves to Scientism dogma and Galileo-inquisiting witch-hunters have failed to notice this, because you are all just interested putting down Important Discoveries, but Recent advances in practical applications of quantum mechanics shows our scientific understanding is moving more and more in the direction set out by the Messiah (not the messiah) heralding the Golden Age which is definitely happening last century, just not in our lifetimes!

Because, as you bunch of sexy-jacket scorning Luddites can read for yourself: while a photon can indeed not travel faster than the speed of light, the properties of a photon can be changed instantly!

All you nay-sayers who kept harping on the fact that instant sight is simply physically impossible have to admit that scientific thought is slowly catching up to what Lessans knew all along: that the instant transferal of information is indeed possible. Efferent sight could work through quantum entanglement: two photons can be thought of as very distant in 3 dimensional space, while at the same time being adjacent in a different dimension... and when you change the properties of one, the other one changes as well, and instantly.

The photon at the retina can indeed be the mirror image of the one at the sun, so to speak. And what is more, this pudding has now been scientifically proven to work at very long distances indeed.

Once again, we see scientific evidence emerging proving what Lessans knew all along.

And yet, despite practical applications of that slide rule, that corollary, that magic elixir THOU SHALL NOT BLAME, already proven to work not just in the Netherlands but now in Germany also, the mainstream scientific community still shows no interest in it at all.

How much empirical evidence is it going to take before the academia manage to abandon their stifling bias and in stead appoint a team of scientists (not political scientists) to verify this revolutionary work?
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That first article is complete crap, as expected. They left out the most important point, which is that you need to transmit classical bits slower than the speed of light to make quantum teleportation work. It's strongly implied there that you would get really fast internet because of that spooky faster-than-light action at a distance that poor Einstein couldn't believe. No, Einstein was positive and right. There is no such thing. Entanglement isn't faster-than-light communication between particles, it's a correlation and nothing else.

That article is the usual mix of facts, some of them irrelevant, and half-truths, that leaves the reader with completely wrong conclusions.

New information in the article:
"Researchers from China set a new distance record for the transmission of entangled photons. It's a factor of 8."
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Old 07-24-2017, 02:28 PM
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Happy Authentic Text Resurrection Day, brothers and sisters of :ff:!

That's right, it was one year ago today that ChuckF rescued the Authentic Text - the true writings of Seymour Lessans, penned and published during the author's lifetime - from a dusty shelf in the Library of Congress and began sharing it with a world in need! :cheer:

We had, of course, long known that peacegirl is a craven liar, as well as a cheat, thief, layabout and all-around harridan. But the full extent of peacegirl's vicious gang-rape of her father's work only became known when ChuckF, who is without doubt the True Steward of Seymour Lessans' intellectual legacy, presented the Authentic Text to us in all its juicy-cunted, fathers-feeding-children-from-their-own-breasts glory.

We had hoped that the coming to light of Lessans' true writings, which peacegirl intentionally tried to suppress, would lead peacegirl to abandon her disgraceful ways and join us on the path of truth and discovery. Sadly, that was not to be. peacegirl still hawks her fraudulent Corrupted Text - which is fraudulent and corrupt - online at $41.00 a pop (:faint:). She responded to Chuck's rediscovery of the Authentic Text by anger-peeing a torrent of blame at any who dared reject her fraudulent Corrupted Text in favor of the true word of Seymour Lessans. In so doing, peacegirl in effect anger-peed in the bottle containing the magic elixir, Thou Shalt Not Blame.

We do not blame peacegirl for her appalling behavior. One must consider the source, and assigning blame here would be akin to blaming a howler monkey for flinging its own shit.

Besides, we still live in a free will environment. Most people's conscience operates at a 2 or a 3 in such an environment, rather than the 10 that the 100% nonreligious God intended. Of course, peacegirl's conscience operates at a 0 or 1, tops. :sadcheer: Sadly, she may be one of those few incorrigibles who will require lifetime confinement in a psychiatric hospital when the Golden Age comes (blame-free and for her own good, of course).

Of course, there remains much to do. Exegesis continues apace in the Private Forums, and it is hoped that after 15-20 year of Internet flailing, coupled with learning how to use Wordpress, which is really hard, we will truly be ready to bring this discovery to a world in need.

Of course, that doesn't mean we can't take a day to observe the rediscovery of the Messiah's true writings. Recall that when Seymour Lessans was about to leave this life and return to the Germinal World of Potential Consciousness, from where he would be born anew, he told his assembled family not some sappy bullshit like "I love you" or "Thanks for sharing your lives with me" but instead "My day will come." That sort of humility doesn't grow on trees, to be sure, but I doubt Lessans would object too much if we devoted a day to praising his true writings and condemning the efforts of the vacuous idiot hack who tried (and failed) to destroy those writings.
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Old 07-24-2017, 02:34 PM
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That first article is complete crap, as expected. They left out the most important point, which is that you need to transmit classical bits slower than the speed of light to make quantum teleportation work. It's strongly implied there that you would get really fast internet because of that spooky faster-than-light action at a distance that poor Einstein couldn't believe. No, Einstein was positive and right. There is no such thing. Entanglement isn't faster-than-light communication between particles, it's a correlation and nothing else.

That article is the usual mix of facts, some of them irrelevant, and half-truths, that leaves the reader with completely wrong conclusions.

New information in the article:
"Researchers from China set a new distance record for the transmission of entangled photons. It's a factor of 8."
Look, the important thing is that more and more evidence is coming to light that is perfectly compatible with the book. This obviously means that science is slowly catching up with these revolutionary ideas, which were just way ahead of their time. It may be your opinion that there are a lot of quibbles still to be worked out, and that is fine. But the general trend is clear: it is theoretically possible to see instantly, because of quantum.
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Old 07-24-2017, 02:38 PM
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Recall that when Seymour Lessans was about to leave this life and return to the Germinal World of Potential Consciousness, from where he would be born anew, he told his assembled family not some sappy bullshit like "I love you" or "Thanks for sharing your lives with me" but instead "My day will come." That sort of humility doesn't grow on trees, to be sure, but I doubt Lessans would object too much if we devoted a day to praising his true writings and condemning the efforts of the vacuous idiot hack who tried (and failed) to destroy those writings.
Is that right? I must have missed this that story.

True humility just radiating out from that man. I'm just proud to say that I heard of him before the new world came.
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Old 07-24-2017, 05:19 PM
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Yessir, it is indeed right:

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His dying words were, “My day will come.”
Verily, the Messiah was the humblest of persons, having nary a single self-aggrandizing or histrionic bone in his entire body. :yup:
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Boys, you gave Flo the scare :egad: of her life when she saw this thread bumped.

Flo’s old whiskey-soaked ticker isn’t what it used to be, and I began to experience heart fibrillations when I saw this thread at the top of the heap again.

I assumed she had returned.

I immediately had a flashback to her murder of my dear little Adolf. :cry:

Boys, don’t scare the shit out of Flo like this again, unless you really do want to make me worm food. :sadcheer:
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Old 07-25-2017, 02:28 AM
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Seymour Lessans, light of my life, loon of all loons. My decline, my fall. Sey-mour Less-ans: the tip of the dick drooping down four steps down the pantleg to drip, at four, to faddait my cup. Sey. Mour. Les. Sans. He was Harry, plain Harry, in the morning, standing five foot eight in a shorty negligee. He was Charlie in street clothes. He was Larry at the pool hall. He was the Author of the Authentic Text. But in my hands he was always the Messiah. Did he have a Corruptor? He did, indeed he did. In point of fact, there might have been no Messiah at all had I not loved, one summer, an authentic hard-back. In a thread on :ff:. Oh when? About as many years after the end of all war was as my age was that summer. You can always count on a True Steward for a fancy prose style. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, exhibit number one is what the readers, the misinformed, simple, efferent-sighted readers, envied. Look at this tangle of thorns.
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Boys, Flo has an assignment for her creative writing course that she takes with the other old broads down at the adult education division of the VFW Community Center. We were told to “think like James Joyce.” Here is what Flo has come up with so far:

forumfun, past Study Hall and Science, from swerve of (p) photons that are non-absorbed but unreflected to the eye instantly from the sun, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Seymour Lessans and the Authentic Text.

Sir Seymour, billiardist violer d’amores, fr’over this long thread, has passencore rearrived from the Germinal Substance on this side of the scraggy idiocy of his daughter minor to wielderfight his penisolate war, for his isolated penis was truly a phallic symbol.


That’s all I’ve for got for now but do you think it is a good start, or will it go over the heads of the other broads in class? Frankly, none of them are very bright. :sadcheer:

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Just Wow!
By bumping this thread, you scared the living shit out of Flo! :yikes:

Are people here trying to murder me by making my whiskey-sodden heart blow up? :sadcheer:

Also, dear, it's a pity you missed the pages 1,999, 2,000 and 2,001 parties. A good time was had by all, especially by the various categories of homos. ChuckF's audio reading of an excerpt from the authentic text of Seymour Lessans, during the Page 2,000 party, is not to be missed. Every time Flo thinks about that, she laughs so hard she poops in her pajamas. :shit:
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Came by to see what lies people are spewing. So sad! Now watch the attacks on me that will follow this post. Insanity has no borders!
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Flo just knew this was going to happen. :sadcheer:

Now I've had a flashback to peacegirl's murder of my dear little Adolf -- and the horror of it is just as fresh as if it happened yesterday. :sad:

Bully! Murderess! Text Corruptrix! :mad:

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It certainly wasn't as heinous as the ghastly murder of dear little Adolf, but didn't peacegirl also steal Jerome, your one true genital love?

And now, if you'll excuse me, I've got some exciting work to do. I'm taking Seymour Lessans' home study course on how to pick up un-fat chicks. Big Daddy may well be leading us down the path to complete Nazification, but so what? He opened channels of commerce between this world and the Germinal World of Potential Consciousness. That makes Big Daddy A-OK regardless of how many pro-vaxxers he appoints to positions of authority.
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Sheep trained to recognise Emma Watson, Barrack Obama - Times of India

I thought this was conclusive proof that animals can see faces, but then I spotted levers, so back to the drawing board I guess
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There were levers, real or imagined, so the experiment is invalid.

Also, didn't Emma Watson play Hermione in those Harry Potter movies? Hermione isn't even a real person, so exactly what do those dumbass scientists think the sheep were recognizing?
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I don't get the significance, but I'm guessing it's something like sight is efferent but not for levers.

As of yet undetermined how we see buttons, keys, switches and pull cords.
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Animals cannot see faces, because they do not project a name on to a screen of undeniable essence. Except that in tests, they can learn to press levers when a certain face appears. But that doesn't count because levers.
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In putting-the-Great-Man's-precepts-into-action news, we recently learned that Alabama GOP U.S. Senate candidate Roy Moore is a mighty Lessantonian Übermensch with an eye for "very young" goils. :yup:
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