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Old 11-13-2009, 07:56 PM
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Three homeless men in the Russian city of Perm killed a man, ate part of the body and sold other portions to be used as meat in a kebab stand, investigators said on Friday.
Cannibals kill Russian sell corpse to kebab vendor - World - Javno

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Old 11-13-2009, 08:03 PM
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Whadda way ta go. And to give him a proper burial, they'll either have to off all the people who ate parts of him, or bury their poo. :lol:
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Old 11-13-2009, 09:01 PM
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I love the juicy kebab sammich pic. :lol:
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Old 11-13-2009, 09:07 PM
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Anyway, given that these kebab vendors buy "meat" off the street from homeless guys, my guess is the Soylent Greenkebab was the cleanest shit on the menu.
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I'm never eating a kebab in Russia :shudder:
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I'm never eating a kebab in Russia :shudder:
You eat kebab anywhere?!?


(Actually, I do, as I live in a two-kebab-places-and-nothing-else town, but I half-expect it to be rat. Or cat. Human might be a bonus.)
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Old 11-14-2009, 12:39 AM
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Does Steven Sondheim know about this?
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"Look, tell you what, we'll eat her, if you feel a bit guilty about it after, we can dig a grave and you can throw up in it."
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Does Steven Sondheim know about this?
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