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Old 02-06-2018, 01:07 PM
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You delicate ladies are finally going to get some Doritos you can eat in public:
Doritos to make ‘lady-friendly’ chips that don’t crunch for women | New York Post

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“It’s not a male and female as much as ‘are there snacks for women that can be designed and packaged differently?’ And yes, we are looking at it, and we’re getting ready to launch a bunch of them soon.”
Pretty sure the second part of that contradicts the first part.

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Great! Now ladies can pay the same price and get 23% fewer chips! (stolened from somewhere)
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Old 02-08-2018, 10:24 PM
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Old 02-09-2018, 06:19 PM
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You're just a girl, you're not allowed to say no.
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Old 02-09-2018, 09:28 PM
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But are they required to dance a certainway?
This is called the kicking windmill...
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Old 02-09-2018, 10:17 PM
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I think this is a stupid grade-school re-interpretation of ballroom etiquette. Clearly, you can't bother to find any other way to encourage 6th graders to be more open to others, so you must force girls to dance with any boy who asks.

(I wonder if a boy must dance with anyone who asks, as well.)
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Old 02-17-2018, 01:06 AM
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Not a great scent. :bleh:
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Old 02-18-2018, 09:08 AM
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Old 03-12-2018, 09:14 AM
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Thing on experiences of a game dev in a quality workplace.

Unrolled thread from @Delafina777
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Old 03-19-2018, 06:53 AM
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The Nancy Pelosi Problem - The Atlantic

(i.e. she's less popular than Schumer and the Democratic Party, whereas Paul Ryan is similarly unpopular as the GOP, for some mysterious reason. There's just something she lacks...)
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Old 03-23-2018, 09:20 PM
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Things that make you go :chin:

This friend was a strong Bernie supporter who hate hate hated Hillary during the primaries, although he conceded it was necessary to vote for her after she wrapped up the nomination.



He claimed he hated her because she wasn't progressive enough. But it's hard not to draw conclusions from the difference in the way he treats Biden, given that Biden does not have a more progressive Senate record and on two of the most common criticisms of her, her ties to Wall Street and vote for the Iraq AUMF, Biden has nothing to recommend him. He didn't use to be called the "Senator from MBNA*" for nothing.

Even more :chin: is the nature of the criticism he's defending Biden from, and how he pivots to Democrats being too "MOTHER"-y. I'm sure that's just a coincidence too.

This guy ain't the only one I've seen this sort of thing from...

*that's a credit card company that no longer exists as it was bought by Bank of America
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I was inspired to go look for an old Onion classic. It's not really important why, but here it is:



It turns out The Onion was really, really correct about at least two of these, which just makes it funnier.
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If that's from more than a few years ago, Jared needs to move up a few spots.
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I was inspired to go look for an old Onion classic. It's not really important why, but here it is:



It turns out The Onion was really, really correct about at least two of these, which just makes it funnier.
Extremely correct:
Jared from Subway
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Chris Matthews

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Maybe?
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Old 04-08-2018, 01:39 AM
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welp 60 something manbaby

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Molly Ringwald Revisits “The Breakfast Club”¯ in the Age of #MeToo | The New Yorker
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Report: New Hampshire youth baseball coaches planned to ‘bean’ league’s lone girl to intimidate her into leaving | USA TODAY High School Sports

11 years old.
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And the field is actually called Demerit Park? (± a spelling error or two)
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The Onion nails it:

Bill Cosby Feeling Disoriented After Jury Slips Conviction Into His Verdict

The real news is that Cosby has been convicted on all charges is his current trial.
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I don't know what to say about this thrad. It's amazing.




I'm not entirely convinced this isn't a satire account.
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I think this is a stupid grade-school re-interpretation of ballroom etiquette. Clearly, you can't bother to find any other way to encourage 6th graders to be more open to others, so you must force girls to dance with any boy who asks.

(I wonder if a boy must dance with anyone who asks, as well.)
In the school I went to, yes.
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