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10-15-2009, 01:56 PM
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7 Tips from Cosmo that will put you in the Hospital
"Make two fists around my shaft and twist them in opposite directions as fast as you can."--Jamie, 30
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For those of you who never had older brothers, this technique, when applied to the forearm, is called an Indian Rugburn. We're not sure if the politically correct version would be an Indigenous American Rugburn or a Southeast Asian Rugburn, but that's irrelevant because when done to your manhood it would need a new term completely. Something like, "A crime a million times worse than genocide."
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10-15-2009, 02:05 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: & Tips from Cosmo that will put you in the Holpital
What is a "Holpital", a holistic medicine clinic?
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10-15-2009, 02:07 PM
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Re: & Tips from Cosmo that will put you in the Holpital
rofl, also & = 7
I haven't have my coffee yet
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10-15-2009, 02:10 PM
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Re: & Tips from Cosmo that will put you in the Holpital
Lolpital!
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10-15-2009, 04:17 PM
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Re: 7 Tips from Cosmo that will put you in the Hospital
Ah yes, gently bite the scrotum. A for-sure winning move.
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10-15-2009, 04:48 PM
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Fishy mokey
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Re: 7 Tips from Cosmo that will put you in the Hospital
I think this is some kind of Obama socialist scheme to decrease the population
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10-15-2009, 05:00 PM
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silky...
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Re: 7 Tips from Cosmo that will put you in the Hospital
Too late Watser?, I saw Abama
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10-15-2009, 05:03 PM
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Re: 7 Tips from Cosmo that will put you in the Hospital
I thought Abama was on purpose. You should have just rolled with it Watser?. You know, like how a guy loves to have his balls handled as if they were dice.
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10-15-2009, 05:03 PM
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Re: 7 Tips from Cosmo that will put you in the Hospital
liv, should 'hands' not be 'handled'?
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10-15-2009, 05:04 PM
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Re: 7 Tips from Cosmo that will put you in the Hospital
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10-15-2009, 05:08 PM
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Re: 7 Tips from Cosmo that will put you in the Hospital
This thread has more typos than pubic hair pullings.
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10-15-2009, 05:09 PM
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Re: 7 Tips from Cosmo that will put you in the Hospital
I should have quoted you, no one will believe me now
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10-15-2009, 05:11 PM
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Re: 7 Tips from Cosmo that will put you in the Hospital
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10-15-2009, 07:19 PM
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Re: 7 Tips from Cosmo that will put you in the Hospital
Those tips aren't necessarily all that bad. The last one changes from horrifying to intriguing if you assume that they're using a fair amount of lube, for example.
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10-16-2009, 04:30 AM
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Re: 7 Tips from Cosmo that will put you in the Hospital
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10-16-2009, 07:16 AM
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Re: 7 Tips from Cosmo that will put you in the Hospital
Uhhh...sneezegasm and jiggling balls like dice. I might have to whip those puppies out for the comedic value alone.
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10-16-2009, 07:40 AM
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Re: 7 Tips from Cosmo that will put you in the Hospital
* JoeP tries to imagine bcg whipping out her puppies
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10-16-2009, 10:53 AM
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Re: 7 Tips from Cosmo that will put you in the Hospital
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No, this is one of those occasions when an editor needs to think, "Sure, no other guy has said this yet, so it's unique and would therefore be interesting to our readers. But on the other hand, no other guy has said this, so maybe the guy who wrote this is totally fucking insane, or possibly a jilted woman looking to get back at the opposite sex."
For instance, we don't think a men's magazine would print a letter from a "woman" saying, "You know what really turns us ladies on? When you jab us in the ribs with a sharp stick." The editor would immediately guess that behind the letter was a balding man in his basement, with a wall covered in photos of his mother with WHORE scrawled over them in blood.
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10-16-2009, 11:01 AM
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Re: 7 Tips from Cosmo that will put you in the Hospital
On Using His Penis Like a Joystick:
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After she's attempted to bite your nutsack, yanked out your pubic hairs and rattled your balls like she's working a craps table, it'll be sweet relief to have the woman merely grab your boner and steer it around while making "BEEP BOOP" video game noises with her mouth.
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10-16-2009, 05:30 PM
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Re: 7 Tips from Cosmo that will put you in the Hospital
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Originally Posted by JoeP
* JoeP tries to imagine bcg whipping out her puppies
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TRIES to imagine?
Did this actually take much effort for you, cause after reading her post I had absolutely no trouble envisioning this at all.
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10-16-2009, 05:49 PM
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Re: 7 Tips from Cosmo that will put you in the Hospital
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10-16-2009, 08:57 PM
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Projecting my phallogos with long, hard diction
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Re: 7 Tips from Cosmo that will put you in the Hospital
I hope that's not a tattoo...
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10-16-2009, 11:33 PM
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Re: 7 Tips from Cosmo that will put you in the Hospital
Legs wins the Internet.
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