Daily Dingfoddities

[JoeP]

You have Crumb on ignore!

[Dingfod]

I have everyone on Ignore.

[JoeP]

* JoeP ignores above poster

[Dingfod]

I still see your posts, I'm not entirely ignoring you, just ignoring criticism.

[JoeP]

Ah, manual ignore.

[Angakuk]

That is so "old school".

[Dingfod]

human race ended in Rochester, New Hampshire. The human formerly named David Montenegro legally changed his name to human (first letter not capitalized). human ran for office, but was defeated by his Democratic opponent in this week's Primary Election 140-30. A couple years ago human became known when the state supreme court ruled he could keep his COPSLIE personalized license tag.

[Dingfod]

This is how I feel when I make a post that nobody replies to.

[JoeP]

Imagine how the post* feels.

* The one the pictured car drove into.

[Dingfod]

In defense of 17 year old confessed rapist of a 69 year old jogger, a relative said, "He ain't no pedophile."


From the available evidence, no he's not.

[Ensign Steve]

I just got around to reading that human/COPSLIE post and I enjoyed it very much.

SORRY I WASN'T FASTER W/ THE !

[Dingfod]

Good idea:

[Dingfod]

Wasting Time on the Internet will be an actual class at the University of Pennsylvania next semester, a creative writing class where you spend 3 hours per week wasting time on the internet.

...students will explore what, exactly, wasting time even means. Is it a waste of time to tap out some forum posts or internet comments? Is it a waste of time to gchat with your friends? Is it a waste of time to click through YouTube videos? Can we consciously or even unconsciously channel the things we do on the internet to make a work of art or the next great American novel or an autobiography?

My kind of class.

[BrotherMan]

Three hours per week? What is this, amateur hour?

[Dingfod]

I'm sure you could do some extra credit homework.

[Dingfod]

Kohler's new Purefresh toilet seat takes care of the unpleasant odors that so often accompany toilet use, replacing them with "a light, clean scent," the company says.

And all you have to do is sit down and Pfffft, clean-smelling air.

[JoeP]

Prank version also available.

[Dingfod]

The Polaris Sportsman ATV has TerrainArmor™ airless tires as an option, the honeycomb structure providing the flex like that of an air-filled tire, but with far less weight and no worries about flat tires. Such tires have been proposed for automobiles for several years now, even for bicycles.






The patent for these was filed in 1935, granted in 1941, but never mass manufactured:

[Dingfod]

If only there was some way to know what this car looks like from another angle without having to look at the whole car...

[Dingfod]

A ships shipping ship shipping a ship shipping barge shipping ships and a ship shipping barge shipping a barge shipping ships.

[JoeP]

It's shipception!

[JoeP]

Also, obligatory "Yo dawg ..."

[Angakuk]

That is one huge pile of ship.

[Dingfod]

Is my ship showing?

[BrotherMan]

That picture made me ship my pants!