Strange Sam's Selection
I wasn't sure where to put this item, but I had to share it with this group. Given the connotation, as you will see, it only seemed logical to put it in sexuality.
My daughter who works at Sam's Club told me that the funniest customer purchase she's had so far was a guy that bought one of the life-size animatronic Santa Claus manniquins and a industrial sized package of K-Y jelly. You can draw your own conclusion as to what that says about this particular (or is that peculiar?) middle-aged male customer.
I'm going to guess that Santa wasn't very good to him when he was a kid.
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