Fatal Consequences of Excessive Masturbation - Page 2

Shelli · #26 01-06-2007, 12:17 AM

Who's "suggesting"? :girltong:

Veritas · #27 01-06-2007, 12:18 AM

Shelli · #28 01-06-2007, 12:25 AM

Veritas · #29 01-06-2007, 12:28 AM

I'm beginning to think you enjoy baiting me, Shelli. :sniff:

I said baiting, not masturbating. :glare:

Shelli · #30 01-06-2007, 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Veritas

I'm beginning to think you enjoy baiting me, Shelli. :sniff:

I said baiting, not masturbating. :glare:

Geez, what a dirty mind you have. You thought of that, not I. :snooty:

quiet bear · #31 01-06-2007, 01:39 AM

It's freaking me out that Kermit the Frog is talking about erections.

Shelli · #32 01-06-2007, 01:44 AM

Even worse.. that's Robin! :scared:

JoeP · #33 01-06-2007, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Veritas

I'm beginning to think you enjoy baiting me, Shelli. :sniff:

So who's the master baiter now?

Shelli · #34 01-06-2007, 11:06 AM

Dingfod · #35 01-06-2007, 03:07 PM

A former boss once told me, "There are two kinds of men, those who masturbate and those who lie about it."

MonCapitan2002 · #36 01-06-2007, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by JackDog

That website is hilarious! Check out this testimonial:

Quote:

I began to take LoveLonger III. The first sign of my recovery is my finger, toe, penis tip became quite warm. Nightly emissions began to go away. My sex drive began to come back. I have practiced the Anal Breathing Technique to inhibit the sexual drive to avoid the fatal mistake of excessive masturbation.

That makes no fucking sense. They should at least hire shills who can post comments that make sense.

Shelli · #37 01-06-2007, 03:55 PM

but... but... none of it makes sense. :stwitch:

Dingfod · #38 01-06-2007, 04:02 PM

That's the point.

Shelli · #39 01-06-2007, 04:18 PM

That's what I meant. :wink:

Dingfod · #40 01-06-2007, 04:49 PM

You made the point.

Shelli · #41 01-06-2007, 08:38 PM

Oh.

(ya know, sometimes I get the impression that you just like messin' with me. :hmph:

)

Dingfod · #42 01-06-2007, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Shelli

ya know, sometimes I get the impression that you just like messin' with me.

What would give you that idea? :rolleyes:

Shelli · #43 01-06-2007, 09:58 PM

quiet bear · #44 01-06-2007, 10:01 PM

How much masturbation would be considered 'excessive'?

I mean, to me, 'excessive' would be to continue once you've accomplished what you set out to do.

Shelli · #45 01-06-2007, 10:05 PM

Veritas · #46 01-06-2007, 10:05 PM

That's a very good point, QB.

I did the quiz, and it says 3 times a week is excessive. I mean-! :shock:

Dingfod · #47 01-06-2007, 10:05 PM

When you get so raw you risk infection, that's excessive.

bobeh · #48 01-07-2007, 03:32 AM

When you get tennis elbow from the repetitive hand motions, that's excessive.

roastelk · #49 01-07-2007, 06:10 AM

no, when the caluses on your knob match the ones on your favoured hand, thats when you know your going a bit to far.

and god forbid you use a dremel rotary tool to remoove thoes caluses..... http://www.freethought-forum.com/for...ad.php?t=10536

biochemgirl · #50 01-07-2007, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by quiet bear

How much masturbation would be considered 'excessive'?

I mean, to me, 'excessive' would be to continue once you've accomplished what you set out to do.

What if you change your mind about when it's accomplished?

Especially if you're a multi-orgasmic woman, doesn't that make orgasms like potato chips? Bet you can't have just one!