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Old 02-09-2018, 08:06 PM
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I had a really weird nightmare, so fantastically weird that I'm afraid I've already forgotten most of it, as usual.

I was in an apartment with Donald Trump and a woman, sitting at a table. There was some trivial dispute or something like that, so he had this other middle-aged woman who was working for him poison her coffee and she was dead on the spot. Now it was my job to get rid of the cup and spoon, which I did at a nearby grocery store, in a garbage can. I was trying to figure out how to stop these people, as this obviously was business as usual for them, and then I saw her following me. Now she was on to me and trying to kill me. I fought her several times as I tried to escape, but when I thought I had knocked her out, it started again. Every time she woke up again she made this deep groaning noise which served to get people around her under her mental control, which made it impossible to get bystanders to help me. Somehow during the struggle the top half of her head came off and I threw it on the motorway where it was run over by a truck. That still didn't work. Then I woke up.
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I awoke from a dream with the weirdest boner. In the dream, I was consulting a female friend who shall remain nameless about my wanting to create a sculpture of a vagina for a product I was considering developing. She asked whose vagina did I want to sculpt. Another female friend who shall also remain nameless appeared in the distance, waving. Yup. That one.
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Another dream during the night had two security guards called police on a man who was holding an empty plastic garbage can up over his head. "Shoot him," they said to the two police officers, who stood there, guns holstered. "Shoot him, he is threatening us." "We don't shoot people on private property who haven't violated any laws. If you tell him he is trespassing and he won't leave, we'll give him a ticket. If he tries anything like hitting us with that garbage can, then we'll shoot him. But, believe it or not, we don't shoot everyone we encounter." One security guard pulls out a taser. The cops shoot him.
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I had a bloody awful dream last night. It started with me driving down a dirt road, encountering my cousin Herb driving a John Deere Model 92 combine harvester. I hopped aboard. He said he was driving it to a neighboring farm to give as a peace offering to people they have had a land dispute with. We get to the turn of the road by the gate to their farm, Herb stops to disconnect his pickup truck from the tow bar on back, then drives up to the farmyard. There are a bunch of people gathered around a fire pit in the cedar tree lined yard of the old white farmhouse with peeling paint. The people around the firepit are passing around a bottle of whiskey. I join in.

Herb tells the couple who own the farm about the fully functional antique combine harvester. He then walks down the lane to retrieve his pickup truck. The couple follow him. I hear him shout in pain. I start after him, but am accosted by a large fellow in a tight white t-shirt, who said, "I'm giving you your Malloy Moment," as he starts pushing me. I said I didn't do anything to anyone, "Why are you doing this to me?" He punches me in the face, knocking me to the ground. Others gather around to kick me while I am down. I pass out.

I wake to see the people still gathered around the fire. I hear vehicles approaching. It is a gold Hummer H2 and a black Suburban or Tahoe. They stop in the farmyard. There is much yelling. Two people get out of the gold Hummer with assault rifles. They shoot the farm owner couple. The people around the fire run around, grabbing shotguns and rifles. There is a shootout with men that get out of the black SUV. It doesn't go well for the assault rifle people, they all get killed or wounded, placed back into their SUVs.

A backhoe gets fired up and digs a huge hole in the ground, then pushes the SUVs, now with their human cargo inside into the hole. Gasoline and diesel fuel are poured all over them, then lit on fire. I heard screams of the wounded, smelled bacon cooking. Daylight came and I want to go home. The people around the farm are all asleep. The smoking hulk of the SUVs are still in the uncovered hole. I cannot find my cellphone. I walk down the lane to where Cousin Herb's truck is. I see four fresh graves there and one empty one. For me, I guess. Herb's keys are in his truck. I drive off.
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Old 02-15-2018, 03:23 AM
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I just had a 1-2 hour lucid dreaming binge in the afternoon. I keep having them more often these days, which is awesome. There is almost complete lucidity and awareness of how close I am to waking up. I try to observe different aspects of the realism and there is the thing where everything I imagine happening to the scene happens, but with a possible delay of a second or two, as I gain control. Things just happen naturally in parallel. This time I watched a door and made random people walk in, waited until they said or did something, and then just made them turn around and walk out again. Then I let things catch fire by themselves and watched. Last time I stood in front of a mirror that showed no reflection of myself.
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