07-02-2017, 01:53 AM
Hound
Join Date: Feb 2016
Location: The Dog House
Gender: Male
Things I Learned Long Ago
1: If you wanna shoop, you gotta shuggety.
2: Good girls like sex just as much as bad girls do. Good girls just don't want to be talked about.
3: Never trust anybody who says "I know what I said, but." or "That was then, this is now."
4: When money is involved, GET IT IN WRITING.
07-02-2017, 07:17 PM
I'm Deplorable.
Re: Things I Learned Long Ago
Never trust anyone who says "Trust me, would I lie?" they probably are lying.
Teachers don't always know what they are talking about, and sometimes what they teach is completely wrong.
If you give someone some money and never see them again, think of it as a good investment.
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The highest form of ignorance is when you reject something you don’t know anything about. Wayne Dyer
07-02-2017, 07:42 PM
Shitpost Sommelier
Re: Things I Learned Long Ago
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Peering from the top of Mount Stupid
07-02-2017, 07:59 PM
rude, crude, lewd, and unsophisticated
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Puddle City, Cascadia
Gender: Male
Re: Things I Learned Long Ago
The big smile...the one that looks like it would hurt if held too long? I don't trust that.
In love lost, there are lots of pretty lies.
07-02-2017, 09:04 PM
Forum Killer
Re: Things I Learned Long Ago
The person who likes everyone, doesn't like everyone.
07-03-2017, 01:49 AM
Dr. Jerome Corsi-Soetoro, Ph.D., Esq.
Join Date: May 2009
Location: The Land of Pleasant Living
Re: Things I Learned Long Ago
This new tax is for the children.
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What a man believes upon grossly insufficient evidence is an index into his desires -- desires of which he himself is often unconscious. ... The origin of myths is explained in this way.
07-03-2017, 12:39 PM
Forum Killer
Re: Things I Learned Long Ago
Fuck off Jerome, adults are talking.
07-03-2017, 02:23 PM
I'm Deplorable.
Re: Things I Learned Long Ago
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Corona688
The person who likes everyone, doesn't like everyone.
A person who likes everyone, doesn't like anyone.
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The highest form of ignorance is when you reject something you don’t know anything about. Wayne Dyer
07-03-2017, 02:24 PM
I'm Deplorable.
Re: Things I Learned Long Ago
I don't like morning people.
Actually I don't like mornings, or people.
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The highest form of ignorance is when you reject something you don’t know anything about. Wayne Dyer
07-04-2017, 12:43 AM
Dr. Jerome Corsi-Soetoro, Ph.D., Esq.
Join Date: May 2009
Location: The Land of Pleasant Living
Re: Things I Learned Long Ago
I am here from the government to help.
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What a man believes upon grossly insufficient evidence is an index into his desires -- desires of which he himself is often unconscious. ... The origin of myths is explained in this way.
07-11-2017, 06:50 PM
happy now, Mussolini?
Join Date: May 2006
Location: location, location
Re: Things I Learned Long Ago
"Jerome." What a dreadfully tinny sort of word, like "Newspaper" or "Litterbin."
Certainly not a word that fills one with confidence, like "Gone" or "Sausage."
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Or "Ocelot."
"Wasp."
And "Yowling."
07-12-2017, 05:43 AM
you're next
Join Date: Jul 2007
Gender: Bender
Re: Things I Learned Long Ago
one day you will sit on the toilet with the seat up and then...then you will know.
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paranoid fringe dweller
07-13-2017, 07:48 PM
Forum Killer
Re: Things I Learned Long Ago
Never trust a homeowner who "knows where the wire is" with a shovel.
07-13-2017, 08:12 PM
rude, crude, lewd, and unsophisticated
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Puddle City, Cascadia
Gender: Male
Re: Things I Learned Long Ago
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Kyuss Apollo
"Jerome." What a dreadfully tinny sort of word, like "Newspaper" or "Litterbin."
Certainly not a word that fills one with confidence, like "Gone" or "Sausage."
show spoiler
Or "Ocelot."
"Wasp."
And "Yowling."
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"Suppository" is the only thing that fills Jerome.
07-14-2017, 04:27 AM
I'm Deplorable.
Re: Things I Learned Long Ago
Quote:
Originally Posted by
godfry n. glad
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"Suppository" is the only thing that fills Jerome.
I wish I could un-see that.
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The highest form of ignorance is when you reject something you don’t know anything about. Wayne Dyer
07-28-2017, 02:55 AM
Servant of the Dark Lord
Join Date: Jan 2005
Gender: Bender
Re: Things I Learned Long Ago
One thing I learned long ago. Video games are fun in moderation. Anyone who tells you video games are just for kids should be tied up, have a sock shoved in their mouth and be forced to watch a golf game.
07-28-2017, 04:48 PM
Forum Killer
Re: Things I Learned Long Ago
Don't give rent money to an alcoholic, give it to their landlord.
07-28-2017, 04:50 PM
Forum Killer
Re: Things I Learned Long Ago
Don't trust friendship alone to hold together a business.
07-28-2017, 08:26 PM
I'm Deplorable.
Re: Things I Learned Long Ago
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Corona688
Don't trust friendship alone to hold together a business.
Many years ago I owned a business, and the primary question from the suppliers was is it a partnership or a sole proprietorship. The suppliers were very relieves when I said that I owned it myself, apparently they had some bad experiences with partnerships.
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The highest form of ignorance is when you reject something you don’t know anything about. Wayne Dyer
07-28-2017, 11:44 PM
Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short
Re: Things I Learned Long Ago
Ooh! I have one: When someone tells you they're deplorable, believe them.
07-29-2017, 12:44 AM
Dissonance is its own reward
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: World's End, NY
Gender: Bender
Re: Things I Learned Long Ago
Never believe the word "always"
It just means "until something better comes along"
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Father Helel, save us from the dark.
07-29-2017, 06:38 AM
you're next
Join Date: Jul 2007
Gender: Bender
Re: Things I Learned Long Ago
i learned that if you cup your hand slightly when going in for a handshake it prevents assholes from attempting to crush your hand in an attempt to dominate you.
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paranoid fringe dweller
07-29-2017, 11:01 AM
Dissonance is its own reward
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: World's End, NY
Gender: Bender
Re: Things I Learned Long Ago
I learned that plastic surgery enhanced breasts feel different from natural ones but I also learned that I really don't give a shit when I'm touching them.
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Father Helel, save us from the dark.
07-29-2017, 11:07 AM
Dissonance is its own reward
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: World's End, NY
Gender: Bender
Re: Things I Learned Long Ago
I also learned that getting thrown out of a car into a tree hard enough might cause permanent brain damage, and it's sometimes amazing to me that I can learn anything anymore.
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Father Helel, save us from the dark.
07-29-2017, 12:08 PM
Servant of the Dark Lord
Join Date: Jan 2005
Gender: Bender
Re: Things I Learned Long Ago
Ouch. I am sorry you had to go through.
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