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I want some Marks&Spencer's underwear, but their web store doesn't deliver outside the UK.
There is some kind of subtle message here if only I could decode it.

She's going to need an (even) bigger underwear drawer.
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I want some Marks&Spencer's underwear, but their web store doesn't deliver outside the UK.
There is some kind of subtle message here if only I could decode it.

She's going to need an (even) bigger underwear drawer.
The subtle message between the lines is that hardly any of my old ones fit as my backside just keeps getting larger.
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I didn't get my daily morning briefing email from the New York Times. :sadcheer:
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Old 09-02-2019, 11:09 PM
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I want some Marks&Spencer's underwear, but their web store doesn't deliver outside the UK.
There is some kind of subtle message here if only I could decode it.

She's going to need an (even) bigger underwear drawer.
The subtle message between the lines is that hardly any of my old ones fit as my backside just keeps getting larger.
So, a drawer for even bigger underwear. That's totally what I meant. Yes.
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Old 09-03-2019, 05:07 AM
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So, a drawer for even bigger underwear. That's totally what I meant. Yes.
Have you not been warned about becoming a mule for the international knickers cartels?
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Old 09-03-2019, 09:22 AM
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No ...
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Old 09-03-2019, 06:24 PM
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There's a meme for that.

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Old 09-03-2019, 06:57 PM
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Where there's a smilie for the purpose, we don't need no new-fangled memes.
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Old 09-03-2019, 07:05 PM
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Where's that admin control panel ...
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Old 09-03-2019, 11:27 PM
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Old 09-10-2019, 07:00 PM
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I need to stop pressing the Brew button when there's no mud in sight.
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Old 09-13-2019, 11:16 AM
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They stopped making my favourite energy drink, Battery No Calorie Lime.

I am distraught. Also, it was a big seller in the pop-up store I have at work.

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Old 09-14-2019, 07:43 PM
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Mug.


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Old 09-14-2019, 10:50 PM
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I just assumed 'mud' was what you Canadians called coffee grounds.

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I thought she'd lost her mind.
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I accidentally bought gouda instead of port salut. :melo:
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The Mor-man and I are cat sitting for a friend and staying at her condo.

There is only one mirror - an small oval wall hung one, above the bathroom sink (a la The Ring) and it basically shows you from the neck up.

I didn't think I was a vain person - and maybe I'm not - but I need a fucking longer mirror to make sure I look okay when I go out. :brooding:
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I accidentally bought gouda instead of port salut. :melo:
I was led to understand I was responsible for finishing the port salut that I put in your fridge. Now I hear you are buying it for yourself?

I mean, trying to buy it. If I only I'd been there to help you pick the right cheese.
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I accidentally bought gouda instead of port salut. :melo:


I was led to understand I was responsible for finishing the port salut that I put in your fridge. Now I hear you are buying it for yourself?



I mean, trying to buy it. If I only I'd been there to help you pick the right cheese.
Well, I have always liked port salut, but living alone, I often don't finish it before it goes off. I did now finish the one we bought, and endeavoured to get another, despite the risks. Gouda at even greater risk, I must say. Please arrive here forthwith to dispose of it.
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I accidentally bought gouda instead of port salut. :melo:
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I mean, trying to buy it. If I only I'd been there to help you pick the right cheese.
Well, I have always liked port salut, but living alone, I often don't finish it before it goes off. I did now finish the one we bought, and endeavoured to get another, despite the risks. Gouda at even greater risk, I must say. Please arrive here forthwith to dispose of it.
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Is there something wrong with gouda?
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