I'm an arrogant bitch...

[Ronin]

Originally Posted by Roland98

Sex. But if you'd really rather have me change it to arcade games, I suppose I can try...

Allow me to suggest you begin with a slow, foamy game of Soap Bubble for the lady.

And for the gentleman...perhaps initiate an intense working of Snake.

Then...join together and top off your night of fun and romance with a mutual handling of Space Invaders, Defend Your Castle and Flash Poker which, depending upon personal diligence and stamina, should lead directly to an urgent and post-climactic round of Slack Man.

Always remember, we'll be watching.



Pssst...and after that, catalyst, if she wants to "talk"...move quickly to Breakout or Burger Time. It's your only hope, man!