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08-13-2018, 08:29 AM
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Solipsist
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Kolmannessa kerroksessa
Gender: Male
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Re: Team FF, UNITE!
I'm in [/hacker voice]
Is there anywhere on the 'moderate users' page that lists the number in the queue? We gotta gamify this.
I propose a SECRET FORUMS thread where we mock the spammy usernames and email addresses discuss seriously this important job.
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08-13-2018, 08:44 AM
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Solipsist
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Kolmannessa kerroksessa
Gender: Male
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Re: Team FF, UNITE!
Quote:
Originally Posted by JoeP
I propose a SECRET FORUMS thread where we mock the spammy usernames and email addresses discuss seriously this important job.
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For example, Extreme Moderation.
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08-13-2018, 10:15 AM
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Shitpost Sommelier
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Re: Team FF, UNITE!
Making Light: Time Notices Comments
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Here’s what moderators need to know:
a) Sure, there’s freedom of speech. Anyone who wants it can go start their own blog. On Yog’s board, Yog’s whim is law.
b) Yog is an ancient ghod of chaos and evil. And he doesn’t like people very much.
c) Moderation is a subjective art, and the moderator is always right.
d) The moderator may have minions. They need to have a private area where they keep the buckets of Thorazine and the cold-frosty bottles of cow snot.
e) The minions speak with the voice of Yog. Yog backs his minions up.
f) There is always someone awake, and in charge, when Yog isn’t around in person. The minions know who the Duty Yog is.
g) If someone starts off as a spammer, troll, or flamer, he is a spammer, troll, or flamer forever and is liable to instant deletion/banning with no recourse and no appeal.
h) If the moderator ever needs inspiration, he can re-read Jonathan Edwards’ Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God and recall that the posters are sinners and he is Ghod.
i) Rules? In a knife fight? Yog and his minions have standards, but they don’t need to tell the posters, lest some of them attempt to game the system. Attempting to game the system is, all on its own, a deletable offense.
j) ALL CAPS posts are deleted on sight, unread. Mostly ALL CAPS POSTS are ALL CAPS.
k) Anyone who doesn’t space after punctuation marks is insane, and can be deleted/banned on sight.
l) Personal attacks against Yog and his minions are ignored. Personal attacks against anyone else are deletable on sight.
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While amusing, this approach might fly in the face of the stated mission of (At least how I understand it.)
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08-13-2018, 10:48 AM
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Solipsist
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Kolmannessa kerroksessa
Gender: Male
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Re: Team FF, UNITE!
I think there might be a slight difference of attitude ... at least we'll pretend not to follow most of those rules.
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08-13-2018, 03:35 PM
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simple country microbiologist hyperchicken
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: georgia
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Re: Team FF, UNITE!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ari
So you are telling me that a blood sample is not a requirement to join as I had been led to believe?
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Yeah, I’m starting to feel bad for sending in that stool sample in a flaming bag.
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08-13-2018, 03:51 PM
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simple country microbiologist hyperchicken
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: georgia
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Re: Team FF, UNITE!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ari
So you are telling me that a blood sample is not a requirement to join as I had been led to believe?
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Yeah, I’m starting to feel bad for sending in that stool sample in a flaming bag.
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08-13-2018, 05:31 PM
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simple country microbiologist hyperchicken
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: georgia
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Re: Team FF, UNITE!
Quote:
Originally Posted by lisarea
I am in favor of this, and I will break the news to Matlock that he is not going to a new home anytime soon.
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I’m glad you didn’t ship him off right before we visit.
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08-13-2018, 07:22 PM
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Solipsist
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Kolmannessa kerroksessa
Gender: Male
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Re: Team FF, UNITE!
I'm going to tell Leesifer about these developments ...
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08-14-2018, 01:59 PM
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Admin
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Ypsilanti, Mi
Gender: Male
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Re: Team FF, UNITE!
Quote:
Originally Posted by viscousmemories
Yeah I really need to fix that one of these days. Maybe today?
ETA: yeesh, in five days it will have been exactly one year since that cert expired.
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I've agreed to pay the extortionary rate dictated by the hosting provider for a renewed SSL certificate, despite the fact that a completely free option exists (but isn't supported by our host).
...and because the extortion is only ~ $3.75/mnth
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08-14-2018, 03:31 PM
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Astroid the Foine Loine between a Poirate and a Farrrmer
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Join Date: Feb 2011
Gender: Male
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Re: Team FF, UNITE!
right - let the reign of terror commence! All hail the wielders of the mighty banhammer!
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08-14-2018, 04:22 PM
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California Sober
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Silicon Valley
Gender: Bender
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Re: Team FF, UNITE!
:sleepybear:
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08-14-2018, 04:37 PM
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Solipsist
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Kolmannessa kerroksessa
Gender: Male
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Re: Team FF, UNITE!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vivisectus
right - let the reign of terror commence! All hail the wielders of the mighty banhammer!
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:itchytriggerfinger:
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08-20-2018, 08:51 AM
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Projecting my phallogos with long, hard diction
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dee Cee
Gender: Male
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Re: Team FF, UNITE!
Your first opportunity to exercise the !
Quote:
Originally Posted by cawsgx
spam
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Last edited by lisarea; 08-20-2018 at 03:17 PM.
Reason: erimir was trying to sell you guys viagra, and I am a buzzkill
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08-20-2018, 08:55 AM
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I read some of your foolish scree, then just skimmed the rest.
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Bay Area
Gender: Male
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Re: Team FF, UNITE!
*looks at profile*
Lol! "Occupation: Russia"
Our forum may indeed be entering the age of needing viagra, of the contact options both AIM and Yahoo messenger are defunct. Surprisingly ICQ is still around.
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08-20-2018, 08:57 AM
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Shitpost Sommelier
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Re: Team FF, UNITE!
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Peering from the top of Mount Stupid
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08-20-2018, 03:16 PM
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Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short
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Re: Team FF, UNITE!
Quote:
Originally Posted by erimir
Your first opportunity to exercise the !
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We've been doing a pretty good job if you think that's the first one. It is, however, going to be the first time I try to edit one of you guyses' posts.
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08-20-2018, 06:23 PM
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liar in wolf's clothing
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Frequently about
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Re: Team FF, UNITE!
gj and all but my pills are still going to be delivered, right?
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08-20-2018, 06:36 PM
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Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short
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Re: Team FF, UNITE!
Yeah, all you guys got pretty aroused by those viagras, and your regular shipment should arrive on schedule, but you are still required to purchase all of your boner pills directly from rather than third party spammers.
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08-21-2018, 03:36 PM
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Coffin Creep
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: The nightmare realm
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Re: Team FF, UNITE!
Yes hello?
Is it possible to exchange my Broken Motor Parts (1) for the Live Bobcat or has this offer expires?
Thank you and please do send any more Nigerian Ministers, we are full.
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08-21-2018, 05:14 PM
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Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short
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Re: Team FF, UNITE!
Attention Beneficiary,
Records show that you are among one of the individuals and organizations who are yet to receive their Live Bobcats. Through our Fraud Monitory Unit we have noticed that you have been transacting with some impostors and fraudsters who have been impersonating the likes of Prof. Soludo /Mr. Lamido Sanusi of the Central Bank Of Nigeria, Mr. Patrick Aziza, Bode Williams, Frank, Anderson, none officials of Oceanic Bank, Zenith Banks, Kelvin Young of HSBC, Ben of FedEx, Ibrahim Sule, Dr. Usman Shamsuddeen and some impostors claiming to be The Federal Bureau of Investigation.
The Cyber Crime Division of the FBI gathered information from the Internet Fraud Complaint Center (IFCC) on how some people have lost outrageous sums of money to these impostors. As a result of this, we hereby advise you to stop communication with any one not referred to you by us. We have negotiated with the Federal Ministry of Finance that your payment totaling 5,900,000.00(Five Million Nine Hundred Thousand) Bobcats. will be released to you via a custom pin based ATM card with a maximum withdrawal limit of one bobcats a day which is powered by Visa Card and can be used anywhere in the world where you see a Visa Card Logo on the Automatic Teller Machine (ATM)
We guarantee receipt of your payment. This is as a result of the mandate from US Government to make sure all debts owned to citizens of American and also Asia and Europe which includes Inheritance, Contract, Gambling/Lottery etc are been cleared.
To redeem your funds, you are hereby advised to contact the ATM Card Center via email for their requirement to proceed and procure your Approval of Payment Warrant and Endorsement of your ATM Release Order on your behalf which will cost you 345 broken motor parts only and nothing more as everything else has been taken care of by the Federal Government including taxes, custom paper and clearance duty so all you will ever need to pay is 345 broken motor parts only.
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Ari (08-21-2018), BrotherMan (08-22-2018), ChuckF (09-01-2018), Ensign Steve (08-21-2018), JoeP (08-21-2018), Kyuss Apollo (08-22-2018), Pyrrho (09-10-2018), Qingdai (08-22-2018), SR71 (08-22-2018), Stephen Maturin (09-15-2018), Stormlight (02-11-2019), The Man (08-21-2018), Ymir's blood (08-21-2018)
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09-10-2018, 02:30 AM
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Man in Black
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Over here.
Gender: Male
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Re: Team FF, UNITE!
I got an old Roomba here with no charger will that do.
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10-01-2018, 09:17 PM
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liar in wolf's clothing
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Frequently about
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Re: Team FF, UNITE!
Yes hello please to report that erimir has broken the SCOTAL Itch thrad.
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10-01-2018, 09:32 PM
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Solipsist
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Kolmannessa kerroksessa
Gender: Male
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Re: Team FF, UNITE!
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10-01-2018, 09:47 PM
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Projecting my phallogos with long, hard diction
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dee Cee
Gender: Male
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Re: Team FF, UNITE!
You fuck up a thread for FIVE MINUTES and then EVERYBODY has to talk about it!
WELL, LAUGH IT UP, ASSHOLES! YOU'LL REAP THE WHIRLWIND! WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND! :angrypotato:
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10-01-2018, 10:56 PM
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Just keep m'nose clean, egg, chips & beans, I'm always full of steam
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: so far out, I'm too far in
Gender: Bender
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Re: Team FF, UNITE!
Oh, hey erimir, did you ever fix that thread I was reading earlier?
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