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10-27-2017, 03:52 PM
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Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short
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Re: First World Problems
Nooooooooooo!
Christmas stuff is just the worst. 99% of it is just so ugly and chintzy and jangly it gives me twitches, and fuckheads want to spread it out so it's Christmas season 25% of the time.
I am truly--and I mean truly truly--sorry for your lots.
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10-27-2017, 04:01 PM
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Coffee, tea, anti-Nazi
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Atlanta, GA
Gender: Female
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Re: First World Problems
That's the only reason I fucking hate Christmas. It's pretty and festive and all BUT IT DOESN'T START IN OCTOBER.
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10-27-2017, 05:59 PM
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Coffee, tea, anti-Nazi
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Atlanta, GA
Gender: Female
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Re: First World Problems
OMG you guys, WHY CAN NO COFFEE SHOP REMEMBER TO PUT VANILLA IN MY LONDON FOG!
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10-30-2017, 11:15 AM
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Quality Contributor
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Luxembourg
Gender: Male
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Re: First World Problems
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10-30-2017, 06:13 PM
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ChuckF's sock
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Join Date: Dec 2016
Gender: Female
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Re: First World Problems
A cold tootsie-roll nearly pulled the filling right out of my tooth.
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10-30-2017, 06:16 PM
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Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short
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Re: First World Problems
A friend of ours just lost a bridge to one of those gummy peach slices.
Be careful out there, people!
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10-30-2017, 11:21 PM
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Coffee, tea, anti-Nazi
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Atlanta, GA
Gender: Female
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Re: First World Problems
Another day, another coffee shop that forgot my vanilla.
Also Tootsie Rolls are good at helping me find the cavities in my teeth by removing parts of them. I had one take off half a wisdom tooth one time. Didn't hurt but eeek.
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11-01-2017, 08:19 AM
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NPC
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Hellmouth
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Re: First World Problems
Sites that send you an email telling you that you have unsubscribed from their emails.
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11-02-2017, 08:45 AM
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Shitpost Sommelier
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Re: First World Problems
I was once attacked by a mousse.
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11-10-2017, 06:07 PM
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Coffee, tea, anti-Nazi
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Atlanta, GA
Gender: Female
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Re: First World Problems
They're closing my favorite local coffee shop-THE ONLY ONE THAT PUTS VANILLA IN MY LONDON FOG-so they can build a "boutique hotel". WTF is a boutique hotel, and why is my small suburban city suddenly considering itself a vacation destination?
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11-10-2017, 06:27 PM
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Solipsist
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Kolmannessa kerroksessa
Gender: Male
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Re: First World Problems
A boutique hotel ought to be the kind of hotel that has a coffee shop on-site, open to non-residents, that can put vanilla in whatever abomination this "London fog" is.
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11-11-2017, 02:43 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Cowtown, Kansas
Gender: Male
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Re: First World Problems
London Fog is coffee, apparently supposed to have vanilla in it, wrapped in a raincoat.
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11-11-2017, 02:50 PM
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Coffee, tea, anti-Nazi
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Atlanta, GA
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Re: First World Problems
Quote:
Originally Posted by JoeP
A boutique hotel ought to be the kind of hotel that has a coffee shop on-site, open to non-residents, that can put vanilla in whatever abomination this "London fog" is.
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London Fog is Earl Grey tea with vanilla and steamed milk.
It is delicious, coffee makes my stomach very unhappy at the moment.
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11-11-2017, 03:01 PM
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Solipsist
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Kolmannessa kerroksessa
Gender: Male
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Re: First World Problems
But Ding confirmed it's coffee. I'm going to have ask the two of you to fight it out.
Anyway, I maintain that a boutique hotel should have a boutique food and drink place that would serve this vanilla grey tea to non-residents.
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11-11-2017, 03:06 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Cowtown, Kansas
Gender: Male
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Re: First World Problems
My answer was in no way based on actual facts. I'm like the Fox News of
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11-11-2017, 03:30 PM
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Solipsist
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Kolmannessa kerroksessa
Gender: Male
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Re: First World Problems
Even more reason for the two of you to fight it out!
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11-11-2017, 03:43 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Cowtown, Kansas
Gender: Male
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Re: First World Problems
It's hard to argue when someone agrees with you.
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11-11-2017, 04:24 PM
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Solipsist
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Kolmannessa kerroksessa
Gender: Male
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Re: First World Problems
first world problem
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12-12-2017, 06:15 PM
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ChuckF's sock
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Join Date: Dec 2016
Gender: Female
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Re: First World Problems
I grabbed the wrong bottle from my fridge and ended up pouring soya sauce on my beautiful rack of lamb, instead of mint sauce
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12-12-2017, 07:28 PM
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Solipsist
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Kolmannessa kerroksessa
Gender: Male
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Re: First World Problems
Soy sauce on lamb isn't so bad. Could have been chocolate milk.
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12-12-2017, 08:24 PM
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Fishy mokey
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Furrin parts
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Re: First World Problems
Mint sauce?
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12-28-2017, 11:25 AM
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Quality Contributor
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Luxembourg
Gender: Male
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Re: First World Problems
Quote:
Originally Posted by JoeP
Soy sauce on lamb isn't so bad.
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You are literally worse than Hitler!
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01-09-2018, 07:29 PM
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ChuckF's sock
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Join Date: Dec 2016
Gender: Female
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Re: First World Problems
Lost my birth certificate.. ugh, which I need to get a marriage license and a new passport. Now I'm rushing around trying to sort it out so I can get married and have a fabulous honeymoon.
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01-09-2018, 08:23 PM
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Solipsist
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Kolmannessa kerroksessa
Gender: Male
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Re: First World Problems
Have you tried obsessively [thanks]ing the registry office?
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01-12-2018, 04:25 PM
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ChuckF's sock
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Join Date: Dec 2016
Gender: Female
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Re: First World Problems
We got these new cheap paper cups at the coffee station, and my lower lip 'stuck' to the paper and ripped off a layer of skin.
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