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Old 07-13-2007, 10:11 PM
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We already have a thread devoted to goings-on in the Palfrey case, but let's not let ourselves get lulled into believing that the D.C. Madam is the only game in town.

Thanks to this jagoff, we now know that statements along the lines of "I'm a strong supporter of family values" translate to "Suck it, baby, suck it."

But hey, at least Rep. Almond did the Real American thing by demanding receipt of a free blowjob. This clown apparently offered to pay for the privilege of sucking someone else's crank.
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Old 07-13-2007, 10:15 PM
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Old 07-13-2007, 10:39 PM
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No, that Allen guy asked if the good officer would pay him $20, and then Allen would suck his cock.

Now, we know that this Allen guy can't possibly be that hard up for cash. So it must mean that he just likes feeling like a cheap dirty whore.
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Old 07-13-2007, 10:48 PM
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But ... he was already a member of the Florida legislature.
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Old 07-13-2007, 10:50 PM
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You are correct in both respects, erimir. Seems that Allen was also heavily involved in a legislative effort to "increas[e] penalties for public 'Lewdness and Indecent Exposure'", which suggests that he has some sort of punishment fetish as well. :D

eta: Also, hubba hubba.
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Old 07-13-2007, 10:52 PM
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See now, this is howcome people don't like the gays. Confusing pronouns.
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Old 07-13-2007, 11:38 PM
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Well, that's why we play the pronoun game.

It's much easier when to say that Rep Allen went into the bathroom where she offered to suck the officer's cock for $20. She did not offer him $20 to suck her cock. That would be silly.
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Old 07-14-2007, 02:38 AM
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But hey, at least Rep. Almond did the Real American thing by demanding receipt of a free blowjob. This clown apparently offered to pay for the privilege of sucking someone else's crank.
Republican Rep. Allen was also the Florida co-chair for Republican John McCain's Republican presidential campaign (link). I know McCain is lagging behind in fundraising, but this is ridiculous.
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Old 07-14-2007, 03:42 AM
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I know McCain is lagging behind in fundraising, but this is ridiculous.
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Old 07-14-2007, 10:49 AM
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I don't know why they always have quotes like this when a legislator is caught with his pants down. It always grosses me out further.

"I have to follow the legal process because I have been put into a legal process," he said, adding that in the past 24 hours he's become closer to his wife and teen-age daughter "than I ever thought possible."
(Bolding mine from the above linked article about Allen in Florida).:puke:
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Yeah, I confess I found it odd that the fact that he's willing to suck dick for 20 bucks increased his appeal to the women in his life.
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Old 07-14-2007, 01:24 PM
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Yeah, I confess I found it odd that the fact that he's willing to suck dick for 20 bucks increased his appeal to the women in his life.
It shows them he is willing to work for their well-being, 'cuz he used to do it for free?
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You know, I had never heard of the word "Schadenfreud" before the last big election, and now I feel like I run across it every other week.

And I tells ya, I likes it!

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Old 07-22-2007, 05:34 AM
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No, that Allen guy asked if the good officer would pay him $20, and then Allen would suck his cock.

Now, we know that this Allen guy can't possibly be that hard up for cash. So it must mean that he just likes feeling like a cheap dirty whore.
Try to make some modicum of sense, will you? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Allen engaged me in a conversation in which it was agreed that he would pay me $20 in order to perform a 'blow job' on me.
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Old 07-23-2007, 06:57 AM
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Oh ok.

That makes sense I suppose.

He's just a dirty cheap trick then.
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Old 07-25-2007, 03:51 PM
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Michigan Young Republican pleads guilty in sex case

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Flory gained some notoriety at age 18 when he gave a televised speech to the Republican National Convention in the Houston Astrodome in 1992. The Michigan Young Republicans' Web site once hailed him as "one of the rising stars of GOP politics in America" and declared that "Mike has earned a great name for himself."
I guess notoriety is automatically conferred once you're seen at the Republican National Convention.
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Old 08-03-2007, 07:17 PM
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Poor Bob Allen. He just didn't want to be a statistic!


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Old 08-03-2007, 09:31 PM
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More attempted bobo honkin', with a twist of golden showery transvestism:
The minister of a Baptist church ... was wearing a skirt when he was arrested last week after allegedly urinating in front of children at a car wash, police said.

Police also said [the minister] offered to perform oral sex on officers who were sent to the scene.
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That's not that far away. :shudder:
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Bloody hell! When these scandals started, I felt almost gleeful in my schadenfreude. Laughing at how men who think they are mighty and righteous are falling hard into sicko deviance and all that kind of thing. But now, I'm actually starting to feel sorry for them a little bit. I feel kinda sorry for them in regards to what's happening to them - not so much that they're being outed for the sleazebags that they are, but more for the fact that they have become such sicko sleazebags in the first place. How do they get like that? Where and when does this kind of weirdo perversion start, and how come they cannot control it within themselves? It's quite sad, really.
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Young Republican National Federation Chair accused of sexually assaulting sleeping man
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Taking Down Words, an Indiana blog, has been following this guy for some time. And guess what? Apparently this isn't the first time his mouth has ended up on someone's privates while they were asleep.
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eta: And this quote can't possibly be true. It's just too good:

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“I will essentially be the mouthpiece . . . for the tens of thousands of Young Republicans, 18 to 40, across the country,” said Murphy [upon being elected "head of the Young Republican National Federation."].
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