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The material just writes itself!
I think that was kinda the plan when someone came up with these things.
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Sure, we will move this out of sight. :rolls: The censorship is coming from inside your head! :ohno:
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Cultsmasher is once again gone.













You are welcome.
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Show us on the doll where the manwomen put his girl penis
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Show us on the doll where the manwomen put his girl penis

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Have you ever considered trying to tell jokes for a living, FX? I'd like to see that. I might even pay to see that.

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I've been making money off my comedy for many years

That is not a joke

This is a joke --> This woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral. She tells the director, who is a blond woman, that she wants her husband to be buried in a light blue pinstripe suit.


She asks, "Wouldn't it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he's wearing?"


The widow insists that it must be a light blue pinstripe suit and gives her a blank check to buy one.


When she comes back for the funeral, she sees her husband in the coffin and he is wearing a beautiful light blue blue pinstripe suit. She tells the funeral director how much she loves the suit and asks how much it cost.


The blond says, "Oh nothing."

The widow says, "What?".

The blond says, "As soon as you left, another corpse was brought in, this one wearing a light blue pinstripe suit.

So... I just switched the heads"
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I'll be here all week. Remember to tip your bartender and waitresses
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... But now, the people that are "fighting for rights and freedom" are like jackbooted Commies marching down Main Street with a gun to your head. They really really get mad about words, which makes sense, since that is the arena they fight in.

Actual bad shit in the real world doesn't bother them much. Even killing babies is OK with them, but goddamn they turn into a fucking angry mob if you point out they are an idiot.

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I would think this is all an internet pheonom, because idiots have always blustered and threatened online, even before the www

But the videos of actual real people burning down cities, assaulting people, killing people, and lighting the forest of Canada on fire, that's real world shit right there
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I've been making money off my comedy for many years

That is not a joke

This is a joke --> This woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral. She tells the director, who is a blond woman, that she wants her husband to be buried in a light blue pinstripe suit.


She asks, "Wouldn't it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he's wearing?"


The widow insists that it must be a light blue pinstripe suit and gives her a blank check to buy one.


When she comes back for the funeral, she sees her husband in the coffin and he is wearing a beautiful light blue blue pinstripe suit. She tells the funeral director how much she loves the suit and asks how much it cost.


The blond says, "Oh nothing."

The widow says, "What?".

The blond says, "As soon as you left, another corpse was brought in, this one wearing a light blue pinstripe suit.

So... I just switched the heads"
I think it was '55 or '56 when I first heard that one. I thought it was funny, then.
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I think it was '55 or '56 when I first heard that one. I thought it was funny, then.
Young folk don't know most of the classic old jokes. I have to update some of them, but they are definitely novel to the younger crowds.
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I swear by God if you morons don't stop responding to that idiot, I will skull fuck every last one of you.
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You know how much effort it took to get rid of him the last time?


Jesus fuck, what is wrong with you?
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Wait, I forgot who I was talking to. Nevermind.

I will handle this myself. As usual.
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You know how much effort it took to get rid of him the last time?


Jesus fuck, what is wrong with you?
It seems that you're the one that woke the Troll.
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Vaccine Guy's posts make a lot more sense when you realize that a substantial portion of them are responses to the voices in his head.
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You know how much effort it took to get rid of him the last time?


Jesus fuck, what is wrong with you?
It seems that you're the one that woke the Troll.
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Perhaps you should try discussing cooking or jokes, or hang out with the game nerds in the Colosseum. You know, somehow indicate that you're interested in something besides a particular pet topic?
Good advice. Sound advice. Helpful, friendly, welcoming.

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Helpful hint: This will make your trolling on said pet topic all the more entertaining because other members, now lulled into a sense that there is a more or less well-rounded individual behind the screen name, will think you actually believe whatever ridiculous claptrap you cart out.
It's ironic, because your post, in the "welcome noobs" forum, is a form of trolling.

Not that you, or any of the regulars can realize it.
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The reason I talk about Cultsmasher/disobey in this topic, is quite simple. He won't read it. His narcissism and hubris prevent him from even seeing it.

If it's not helping him reach is grandiose goal (which we have no idea about of course), he won't do it. He won't read it, and he won't think about it.
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Because I see smasher dude as a true believer, he literrally is just like most of the other people who post here. All the fucking time.

Except the smasher has zero sense of humor.
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Because I see smasher dude as a true believer, he literrally is just like most of the other people who post here. All the fucking time.

Except the smasher has zero sense of humor.
We are not laughing with you, we are laughing at you.
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Hi everybody!




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You wish we cared that much.
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Hahaha


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The real problem with being a sardonic SOB online, is when you post something, the audience (or victims) are always on the alert, suspicious, suspecting there is a joke coming, or it's sarcastic, or something.

Of course the other end of the spectrum is Cultsmasher, who always is serious, but nobody takes him seriously.
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