Up yer kilt, bad boy! (contains adult material ;) ) - Page 3

But · #51 08-04-2005, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by livius drusus

Do any of them involve cheetos?

Julian can send you a picture of his cheeto.

:wink:

Ymir's blood · #52 08-04-2005, 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by lunachick

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Originally Posted by Ymir's blood

* Ymir's blood is Scottish along the patriarchal ...

Hey, babe. Wanna hog ma nay? :wink:

No, I'll share it with you.

Legs · #53 09-23-2005, 05:22 AM

cappuccino · #54 09-23-2005, 06:01 PM

Whew...I should be doing work but I'm too busy gawking at those kilt pictures especially the fellow with the beer can dick. :blush:

The only reason I appreciate my Scottish heritage(about a quarter to half Scottish here) is because of my kilt toting ancestors

I wonder how I'd look in a kilt, probably not that great since I'm slender. I'd prefer that other guys wear them for my own entertainment.

Leesifer · #55 09-29-2005, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Legs

Definitely deservered a reply "with quote". Mmmmm. Veerryyy nice!

Petra · #56 10-16-2005, 08:18 AM

How did I miss this last picture?! Too much delicious!

That guy has an ass that makes me wanna bite into it. I....um...I...I think I need to go have some, ahh, quiet time for wee while. I...ahhh.... :vapours:

Oh, sweet dreams, sweet dreams... :fantasy:

godfry n. glad · #57 10-16-2005, 08:41 AM

I've got my kilt. The real thing. Made in New Zealand. Since I have an exceedingly English family name, it's rather obvious I have no immediate familial connection to the Scots traditions. I am about a quarter Scots, from both sides. Lowland Scots. So, the kilt I chose was the one I thought amusing: Clergy. I got my Roman collar "Friar Tuck" shirt, gray tweed jacket and Balmoral. Snap on my "ULC Clergy" tag, and I'm rarin' to go. This Halloween, I'm adding the horns. Hmmm...maybe I should try to find an old copy of the Vulgate.

Petra · #58 10-16-2005, 09:10 AM

Woah, made in NZ? Cool, godfrey! Must be from Dunedin, eh?

And..ahh...don't forget to post pictures! :wink:

Veritas · #59 10-16-2005, 11:48 AM

I shall leave you all to your fantasies, because trust me, Scottish men in general are lardy, overweight, beer-bellied, misogynistic, beer-swilling, deep-fried-mars-bar-eating, lazy, workshy, stomach-churning heart-attacks waiting to happen.

And those are their good points.

So if you'll excuse me, I shall stay with my fantasies of Aussie men, and just to make it clear, I prefer the Ian Thorpe type to the beer-swilling sheepshaggers, ok? :love:

Dingfod · #60 10-16-2005, 12:03 PM

Fantasies is right according to an article from The Sunday Telegraph last year:

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Aussies are fatter than Americans
By Sharri Markson
November 21, 2004

THE average Australian woman is a size 16 and weighs 8kg heavier than her American counterpart, according to authoritive new international research.

Australian men are also 3kg heavier than American males, the joint study by the University of Adelaide and US researchers shows.

Veritas · #61 10-16-2005, 12:49 PM

That extra 3kg is penis weight, though, I reckon. :love:

Dingfod · #62 10-16-2005, 12:58 PM

A 3kg penis would be something to behold.

Miisa · #63 10-16-2005, 01:46 PM

Well, the third guy from the OP isn't that far off, I'd say.

Good lord, how come I only discovered this thread now, despite my obsession with kilt-wearing hunks? If course the accent does at least for me, as well. :love:

Veritas · #64 10-16-2005, 03:47 PM

Funny how what you're used to isn't a turn-on...the Scottish accent (which actually covers many many regional variations) doesn't do much for me at all...That said, I much prefer East coast to West coast. The nasal Glaswegian twang gets right on my tits.

Legs · #65 10-16-2005, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by scarletpeaches

So if you'll excuse me, I shall stay with my fantasies of Aussie men, and just to make it clear, I prefer the Ian Thorpe type to the beer-swilling sheepshaggers, ok? :love:

Have you met Justaroo?

Veritas · #66 10-16-2005, 03:54 PM

Would that be a good thing or a bad thing, Legs?

Legs · #67 10-16-2005, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by scarletpeaches

Would that be a good thing or a bad thing, Legs?

The jury is still out on that.

Veritas · #68 10-16-2005, 04:07 PM

In which case, I shall reserve my womanly throbbings for Ian Thorpe.

Legs · #69 10-16-2005, 04:13 PM

I have never heard of him.. what does he do?

Veritas · #70 10-16-2005, 04:15 PM

You've never heard of Ian Thorpe! Thorpey! Thorpedo?

He's a multi-Gold Olympic Medal winning swimmer! AND HE WILL BE MINE!

Legs · #71 10-16-2005, 04:20 PM

How do you look in a speedo?

Veritas · #72 10-16-2005, 04:21 PM

How do I look? Or Ian Thorpe? He wears a bodysuit now, no speedos (but when he did... DAMN)! You can tell his religion. Excuse me, I feel all...strange...must go do something...privately...'scuse me...

Miisa · #73 10-16-2005, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by scarletpeaches

Funny how what you're used to isn't a turn-on...the Scottish accent (which actually covers many many regional variations) doesn't do much for me at all...

I must admit my infatuation with it may have a fair bit to do with romantic period fiction...Hunky highlanders and hmpfing in the heather...

Legs · #74 10-16-2005, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by scarletpeaches

How do I look?

You, yes you ~ he is going to want you to go to the pool with him

Veritas · #75 10-16-2005, 08:37 PM

In my dreams, Legs, but thanks for the fantasy-fodder...

I can't swim. I'll use that as a "Save me! Save me!" chat-up line. Maybe he could teach me a few things, including how to swim.