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Old 09-22-2006, 04:27 PM
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Oklahoma State quarter dollar coin design choices are down to five now. I don't know why they didn't pick my design. Mine featured an old trailerhouse with a bent television aerial and abandoned TransCamaro in the weed-filled side yard, and a tornado approaching in the background. Dam commie pinko bastages.
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Old 09-22-2006, 04:29 PM
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Bartlesville knows where to find sympathy: in the dictionary, between shit and a syphillus epidemic.
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Old 09-22-2006, 04:33 PM
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I missed some great fun last weekend in Chouteau, Oklahoma. It was Black Buggy Day. September 16th is set aside to commemorate all the Mennonite and Amish people that live in the area. Good thing they put something about it on the internets tubes. All those fine folks have their wood-fired and handcranked computers connected to the tubes, you know.
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Old 09-24-2006, 03:32 AM
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Woohoo! Mr. Drunken Antisemite, Mel Gibson, is coming to Oklahoma to show his new movie Apocalypto to an Native American Indian audience.
KOTV NewsThe star is former Ada area resident Rudy Youngblood who is a Comanche-Cree-Yaqui Indian.

Oklahoma City publicist Jhane Myers says the screenings will be by invitation only.

The movie is scheduled to open in December. Like his other recent movie, Jesus Chainsaw Massacre, all spoken parts are in some dead or near-dead language from another era, hopefully with subtitles.
Mel Gibson did not make a personal appearance at the movie screenings held at the Riverwind Casino in Goldsby, Oklahoma and at Cameron University in Lawton. He did, however, don a mask and wig when he visited Cameron University Thursday morning, according to Jhane Myers, an Oklahoma City publicist, who accompanied Gibson during the visit.
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Old 09-24-2006, 03:43 AM
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Oklahoma City divorce court judge, Special Judge Michael Chionopoulos doesn't need a penis pump or Viagra, not when he's got all those hot divorcees in court all the time, such as strippers involved in child custody disputes he ordered to visit him on a weekly basis, behind closed doors for several hours at a time, and all those attractive female attorneys and law students tempting him into calling them all hours of the night. Once this came to light, he resigned rather than pull a Judge Thompson and make the state remove him by force of law.
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What an unethical pig.
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Old 09-24-2006, 03:48 AM
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Down in Honobia, Oklahoma, they're capitalizing on the Bigfoot sightings by hosting the Second Annual Bigfoot Festival. Last year, more than 3500 people attended, drawn by the unique atmosphere a festival like this can bring. The mystery of how a creature like this has eluded capture and identification for centuries of human history has allure.
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Bigfoot... good grief. :rolls:
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Sheriff McMullin of Chickasha is refusing calls to resign after several sheriff's officers and Chickasha police officers were either present when the alcohol board officers raided the Chickasha Elks Club for illegal gambling, or they were seen gambling during the investigation. Confession: I won $40 from a nickel slot machine at the VFW in Woodward, Oklahoma, thoroughly pissing off the lady behind me that was waiting for that machine.
And now, people are trying to intimidate the grand jurors.
A state multi-county grand jury has issued a sealed five-count indictment in this case. Five just happens to be the number of officers involved, Sheriff McMullin, two sheriff's officers, and two Chickasha police officers, including Sgt. Helen McMullin, the Sheriff's wife.
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Bigfoot... good grief. :rolls:
Did you miss this thread on the Oklahoma Bigfoot sightings?
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Old 09-24-2006, 04:03 AM
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heh, yeah I had. People need something... anything... to pass the time sometimes, eh? :chuckle:
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Old 09-25-2006, 05:05 AM
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Oklahoma State quarter dollar coin design choices are down to five now. I don't know why they didn't pick my design. Mine featured an old trailerhouse with a bent television aerial and abandoned TransCamaro in the weed-filled side yard, and a tornado approaching in the background. Dam commie pinko bastages.
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Some real gems from Oklahoma's Favorite Nutjob, Senator James "How Did He Ever Get In Office" Inhofe, from a speech he gave at a Tulsa hotel:
He's at it again, spouting off about the global warming conspiracy...

...in Pryor, Oklahoma...

...and in Enid, Oklahoma.
The man just can't stop.

"It's God's will if there is warming, which there isn't." Okay, I paraphrased that out of context.

"They just don't care, they just want to scare you." Damn terrorists are everywhere.

"The more the eco-doomsayers' predictions fail, the more the eco-doomsayers predict." The more nutjobs spew bile, the more bile nutjobs spew.
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Old 09-27-2006, 12:12 AM
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Have you hugged your heat exchanger lately? Today was Heat Exchanger Appreciation Day in Tulsa.
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Old 09-27-2006, 12:14 AM
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It's bad enough that Okies vote, but now some want to let them buy liquor on election day. Oh, great, drunk Okies voting. Oh, the huge inanity!
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Old 09-27-2006, 12:18 AM
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Sheriff McMullin of Chickasha is refusing calls to resign after several sheriff's officers and Chickasha police officers were either present when the alcohol board officers raided the Chickasha Elks Club for illegal gambling, or they were seen gambling during the investigation. Confession: I won $40 from a nickel slot machine at the VFW in Woodward, Oklahoma, thoroughly pissing off the lady behind me that was waiting for that machine.
And now, people are trying to intimidate the grand jurors.
A state multi-county grand jury has issued a sealed five-count indictment in this case. Five just happens to be the number of officers involved, Sheriff McMullin, two sheriff's officers, and two Chickasha police officers, including Sgt. Helen McMullin, the Sheriff's wife.
Imagine that, the indictments were unsealed today. The spouses McMullin and two other police officers were charged with Peace Officers Engaging in Illegal Gambling, Conducting Illegal Gambling, Conspiracy to Commit Crimes and Bad Acts, Permitting Gambling on Premises, and Willful Neglect of Duty.

I hope they enjoy state PMITA prison. Everyone knows how much they like police officers in prison.
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Old 09-30-2006, 09:09 PM
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Almost everything is deep-fried at the Tulsa State Fair: turkey legs, cheese on a stick, garlic mashed potatoes on a stick, cauliflower, macaroni and cheese, broccoli and cheese, ham and cheese, S'mores, and brownies, not to mention Twinkies, Oreos, Bananas, Snickers and other candy bars as well as all the usual deep fried corn dogs, fried potatoes, and probably a greasy load of other stuff I can't think of at this time.

I can't think of a better reason to go to the fair.
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Do they take requests? I'm thinking James Inhofe, J.C. Watts, and Steve Largent.
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An invitation to GOP party faithful to pay $1000 get their picture taken with White House advisor Karl Rove, in Oklahoma to raise funds for Ernest Istook's gubernatorial campaign, compares Rove to former chess champion Bobby Fischer. At least that's what is assumed, even though they spelled his name Fisher instead of Fischer, and... that this particular Fischer is most recently known as a fugitive from U.S. justice and outspoken anti-U.S. and anti-semitic views. Maybe that's what they meant.
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Do they take requests? I'm thinking James Inhofe, J.C. Watts, and Steve Largent.
Largent and Watts are already fried (out of office, term limited). I think Inhofe was dropped headfirst into a turkey frier as a baby. You can tell by his near-constant red face.
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Largent and Watts gave up politics? Still, no reason not to deep fry 'em, ex post Bisto.
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Why did the man get robbed outside the casino? Because that's where the money is.
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Largent and Watts gave up politics? Still, no reason not to deep fry 'em, ex post Bisto.
They probably ought to be fried. After a failed attempt at the governorship, Largent is now CEO of a cellular phone industry lobby group. J.C. Watts now has his own "consulting company", a euphemism for lobby group, and still makes appearances on television political programs.
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Hungry Colorado man charged with not paying his restaurant bill for the fourth time, just hours after pleading guilty to the same charge. He has also been accused of stiffing the motel where he has been staying. I guess he mistook the Applebee's restaurant for a soup kitchen.
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Bungled bungee breaks, bumping and bruising bold brave bumpkin.

One of the bundles of bungee cords broke on the bungee jump ride at the Tulsa State Fair, leaving Steve Stone of Porter, Oklahoma dangling 25 feet up in the air, bruised and banged up. Fire and rescue crews brought in a bucket truck to rescue the man from the ride some 25 minutes later.

Captain Obvious O'Really at the Oklahoma State Department of Labor shut down the ride for the remainder of the fair.
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