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Old 01-19-2012, 12:15 PM
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There's a joke about santorum and a sack there somewhere, but I'm too tired to make it. Someone help me out here.
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Old 01-19-2012, 01:27 PM
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When you fill your creamcup with santorum, you're bound to get some on your sack.
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Old 01-19-2012, 02:19 PM
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There's a joke about santorum and a sack there somewhere, but I'm too tired to make it.
'Cause it took so long to bake it
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Old 01-19-2012, 02:33 PM
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Santorum Park is melting in the dark,
All the frothy mixture flooowing doooown

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Old 01-19-2012, 03:02 PM
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Baskin Robbins should name a flavor after Santorum. Linguistically speaking, ice cream would be especially suited to such a move.

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Old 01-25-2012, 03:13 AM
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Equality ‘Doesn’t Come From Islam‘ But From ’God of Abraham, Isaac & Jacob’ Allah, says Santorum, the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.
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Old 01-25-2012, 03:22 AM
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I love the soundbite of Santorum criticizing Newt for doing a commercial with Nancy Pelosi while incredulously claiming that he has never even sat on a couch with anyone other than his wife. :lol:

That's some fucking commitment.
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Old 01-30-2012, 09:09 PM
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You might think that a frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the product of anal sex would be unable to support toart refoarm in a spectacularly hypocritical fashion. That'd be wrong.
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He's crazy, he's right, and he just wants to practice soft algebra!

New BLR video starring the frothy mixture of semen and feces that is sometimes the byproduct of shooting diarrhea over a distance of half a block.

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Old 02-08-2012, 12:17 PM
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Wins in Missouri, Colorado, Minnesota.

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Although Missouri's vote is non-binding and nobody else really campaigned there.
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Old 02-08-2012, 02:41 PM
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Santorum, the frothy mixture of semen and feces, somehow won the Republican caucuses here in MN.

I guess yesterday was Frothy Tuesday.
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Old 02-08-2012, 03:36 PM
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If Santorum is ultimately nominated, will the Democrats launch a smear campaign? :eek:
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Old 02-08-2012, 05:32 PM
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This GOP race is so entertaining!
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Old 02-08-2012, 08:14 PM
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I love the soundbite of Santorum criticizing Newt for doing a commercial with Nancy Pelosi while incredulously claiming that he has never even sat on a couch with anyone other than his wife. :lol:

That's some fucking commitment.
That's because buttsex is spread by sitting on a couch.

Wait - or was that Santorum, the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the product of anal sex, that is spread by sitting on couches?
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Old 02-11-2012, 01:08 AM
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Conservatives Unite Moneybomb

lol get it?

Conservatives
Unite
Moneybomb

And just in case ...
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Old 02-11-2012, 01:31 AM
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FWIW, even the people I know who hate Obama are just mystified by this guy.
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NOW TILL SATURDAY must be a sekrit code for something.
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In other news, Romney won the Maine caucuses! The momentum has shifted again! Run for your lives before it tips over on us all! :freakout:
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NOW TILL SATURDAY must be a sekrit code for something.
Once again, Al Gore's Internet rises to the occasion:

NOW TILL SATURDAY | ANALLY DOUR TWIST

Or whatever else this spits out:

http://wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram...DAY&t=1000&a=n
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A screen cap from the latest Santorum ad, courtesy of one of Andrew Sullivan's readers:

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[T]he Massachusetts Republican once strapped a dog to the roof of his vehicle ahead of a family road trip in 1983. According to a 2007 Boston Globe profile of the candidate, Romney’s oldest son, Tagg, yelled, “Gross!” as he noticed a brown liquid flowing down the back window from the Irish Setter Seamus.

“As the rest of the boys joined in the howls of disgust, Romney coolly pulled off the highway and into a service station,” the Globe noted. “There, he borrowed a hose, washed down Seamus and the car, then hopped back onto the highway. It was a tiny preview of a trait he would grow famous for in business: emotion-free crisis management.”
This story never ceases to astonish. This - THIS - is the amusing anecdote that "Mitt" "La Cucaracha" Romney himself shared for the purpose of showing what a wonderful, wacky family he has. What it actually shows is that Romney is a dog-torturing sociopath who has no business whatsoever walking the same streets with sane, decent human beings. Why is "Mitt" "La Cucaracha" Romney even free?

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Mitt Romney may not have told the whole truth about the scandalous tale of his Irish Setter, Seamus, being strapped to the roof of his car during a 12-hour family road trip to Canada. According to a trusted Politicker tipster, two of Mr. Romney’s sons had an off-record conversation with reporters where they revealed the dog ran away when they reached their destination on that infamous journey in 1983.

Mr. Romney’s wife, Ann, has previously said Seamus survived the trip and went on to live to a “ripe old age.” As of this writing, Mr. Romney’s campaign has not responded to multiple requests for comment on this story.
Did Mitt Romney's dog seek asylum in Canada?
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