An Open Letter To......

[freemonkey]

I think these are kind of fun. Be sure to read the one to Ann Coulter

[Blake]

That one was good! A lot of them are. Some of them are disturbingly real.

[Lauri D]

Hehe! Man, some of those are hilarious. I loved the one "...to Yuppie Mummies (Yummies)".

[Dingfod]

I loved this one:

A N O P E N L E T T E R T O
T H E C U R R E N T B O Y F R I E N D
O F T H E G I R L I ' M
I N L O V E W I T H .

July 15, 2004

Dear Matthew,

I hate you, go to hell.

Sincerely,

Patrick

Also the letter to Sgt. Smith was great, closing with complement on his blue eyes.


Warren

[BigBlue2]

Originally Posted by freemonkey

I think these are kind of fun. Be sure to read the one to Ann Coulter

The one to Ann Coulter was short, sharp and to the point. I liked it a lot.

[Roland98]

"An open letter to umlaut:"

Dear Umlaut,

You think you're so damn cool, huh? Just hanging out, chillin', above all those vowels. You're all, "Ooh, look at me, I'm a chic umlaut. I make girls' names look modish, like Zoë and Chloë, and I rock with strung out '80s metal bands!"

Well, guess what? You're only an umlaut if you're modifying the pronunciation of a singular vowel, like in "Führer" or "über." If you're stressing the second of two consecutive vowels or one that would usually be silent according to common English usage, you're just a plain old boring dieresis. How 'bout that, you naïve jackass? God, you're such a poseur, umlaut. You're nothing but two measly dots. You're a Eurotrash colon lying down. Nobody thinks you're cool.

Sincerely,
Josh Abraham
Kew Gardens, NY

Uncreative people like me wonder how the hell people come up with this stuff. Genius.

[viscousmemories]

Originally Posted by Roland98

"An open letter to umlaut:"Uncreative people like me wonder how the hell people come up with this stuff. Genius.

Creative, funny, and educational. The word 'dieresis' was not previously in my vocabulary.

[Ronin]

Originally Posted by viscousmemories

Creative, funny, and educational. The word 'dieresis' was not previously in my vocabulary.

I thought it was in mine.

Apparently it isn't about peeing all over yourself afterall.

Damn...live and learn.

[viscousmemories]

* viscousmemories snickers.

[pescifish]

Originally Posted by Ronin

Apparently it isn't about peeing all over yourself afterall.

I think it should be.

[pzmyers]

Originally Posted by Ronin

I thought it was in mine.

Apparently it isn't about peeing all over yourself afterall.

Damn...live and learn.

Never fear. You've still got a word that fills that void in your vocabulary: Diuresis.

[livius drusus]

I always said you were a font of knowledge, pz.