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03-26-2012, 05:01 PM
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angry white woman
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just popped a coupla xanax...
.. so I am feeling pretty good. Can I be friends with you guys til it wears off?
I have an anxiety disorder. Not that I owe you people an explanation.
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03-26-2012, 05:54 PM
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I'm Deplorable.
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Re: just popped a coupla xanax...
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Originally Posted by Miss Shelby
.. so I am feeling pretty good. Can I be friends with you guys til it wears off?
I have an anxiety disorder. Not that I owe you people an explanation.
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Sure, just don't get too comfortable with it.
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03-26-2012, 05:58 PM
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Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short
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Re: just popped a coupla xanax...
I was going to ask to be your friend anyway, but mostly because I read that as you pooped Xanax.
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03-26-2012, 05:59 PM
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I'm Deplorable.
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Re: just popped a coupla xanax...
Miss Shelby
bigots have feelings, too. Gender: Female
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Why would that upset him? He'd be with all his friends.
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03-26-2012, 06:00 PM
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Admin of THIEVES and SLUGABEDS
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Re: just popped a coupla xanax...
Careful, Shelby. lisarea is just sidling up to you so she can sell your poop to kids after school.
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03-26-2012, 06:01 PM
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an angry unicorn or a non-murdering leprechaun
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Re: just popped a coupla xanax...
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Originally Posted by lisarea
I was going to ask to be your friend anyway, but mostly because I read that as you pooped Xanax.
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OMG I totally read it that way too!
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03-26-2012, 06:08 PM
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Re: just popped a coupla xanax...
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Originally Posted by livius drusus
Careful, Shelby. lisarea is just sidling up to you so she can sell your poop to kids after school.
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You are making some cruel and uncharitable assumptions about my motivations, mr. drusus.
I was just thinking I could start charging more is all.
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03-26-2012, 06:10 PM
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angry white woman
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Re: just popped a coupla xanax...
you guys are the best. and I'm not just saying that because of the effects of the drugs....
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03-26-2012, 06:46 PM
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angry white woman
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Re: just popped a coupla xanax...
lisarea, if you try to peddle my poop to the elementary children, stay out of my neighborhood. Not that I am concerned about the young 'uns, it's just that it's a drug free zone and the fines and jail time are double if you get busted. We leave that business to the ice cream man, who sells pirated videos out of his van along with dope. He looks like he's out on a work release program from prison.
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03-26-2012, 07:01 PM
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Re: just popped a coupla xanax...
When my son was little, we lived in Denver, where ice cream trucks had been prohibited for a very long time. Before the ban was lifted, we had Mexican ice cream bicycles (that ice cream is SO MUCH better).
After the ban, we had the jankiest ever ice cream truck that played two songs: That one Playmate song, which I didn't even know there was a benign original version of because I'd only heard the one where the playmate is lured out to be murdered and grotesquely dismembered; and the theme song from The Godfather.
Ice cream trucks, man.
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03-26-2012, 07:04 PM
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Just keep m'nose clean, egg, chips & beans, I'm always full of steam
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Re: just popped a coupla xanax...
Holy shit. Now I have to start a lobbying effort to ban all ice cream trucks in my county that don't play the Godfather theme.
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03-26-2012, 07:39 PM
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I'm Deplorable.
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Re: just popped a coupla xanax...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss Shelby
.. so I am feeling pretty good. Can I be friends with you guys til it wears off?
I have an anxiety disorder. Not that I owe you people an explanation.
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Shouldn't this have been on the 'Comfort Food' thread?
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03-28-2012, 07:00 AM
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you're next
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Re: just popped a coupla xanax...
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Originally Posted by lisarea
When my son was little, we lived in Denver, where ice cream trucks had been prohibited for a very long time.
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because of Ghost Dog?
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04-15-2012, 10:40 AM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: just popped a coupla xanax...
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Originally Posted by Sock Puppet
Holy shit. Now I have to start a lobbying effort to ban all ice cream trucks in my county that don't play the Godfather theme.
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You mean there are ice cream trucks that don't play The Entertainer?
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