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Old 04-12-2012, 05:19 PM
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Old 04-12-2012, 06:30 PM
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Old 04-12-2012, 07:28 PM
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:unnope:

Edited to remove the misleading "audience" reference.
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:giggle: Before that I was hoping it was Carrie.
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I sort of want to shoehorn The Communist Manifesto into that, but I'm not totally sure it works.

Um, The Communist Manifesto?
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:nope:

I totally thought this one would be easy.

Try an alternate:

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Old 04-12-2012, 08:20 PM
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Old 04-12-2012, 08:21 PM
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Old 04-12-2012, 09:37 PM
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Sorry for the delay, guys. Tacomergency.

Some utopia!
Recursive calamities!
It was all foretold.
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Old 04-12-2012, 10:45 PM
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Job - A Comedy of Justice?
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Old 04-12-2012, 11:11 PM
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NOAP.

I will poast a new haiku on the same thing later if nobody's getting it. It might be too abstract.
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Old 04-12-2012, 11:27 PM
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Old 04-12-2012, 11:52 PM
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NEOP.

A good day began,
The outside world brought ruin.
A century, gone.

ETA: I put a fancy wordplay clue in this one, and it's about the same thing as the previous haiku.

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One Hundred Years of Solitude?
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Old 04-13-2012, 02:15 AM
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Yes! Your turn, ip. :medal:
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Old 04-13-2012, 03:18 AM
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to fly is to die
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paradox revealed
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Old 04-13-2012, 03:21 AM
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Catch 22?
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Old 04-13-2012, 03:24 AM
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Totally got to be cheating. :sadyup:
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No cheating. I just know my baby.
This one is a gimmie. Whoever happens to check in first will get it.

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Old 04-13-2012, 04:03 AM
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Animal Farm

insider knowledge is cheating :P
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Animal Farm
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I had something totally different in mind however, after I answered correctly, Demi responded with "...yours will prolly be about Brothers Karamozov or something!"
So I had to say "you don't even know what you are talking about" and did a last minute change-up (she knew what she was talking about, btw.)

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insider knowledge is cheating :P
That's not a haiku, Ymir.
Was Wall Street even a book? :P
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Dying in the admiral's arms
a spot of betrayal
Gunn, cheese and gold
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Dying in the admiral's arms
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