Have you ever bought any kind of soap or gallon of anything on Amazon before? The smrt ads on there pull the most obscure tie-ins...I am constantly WTFing.
Have you ever bought any kind of soap or gallon of anything on Amazon before? The smrt ads on there pull the most obscure tie-ins...I am constantly WTFing.
Oh, yeah, I know why it's happening. I don't really buy stuff on Amazon, but I use it for price and product comparisons. So I was looking at soap there a while back for some reason I forget.
It's just kind of crude how their recommendation engine pulls out competely unrelated shit like that. You'd think they'd at least avoid recommending personal care items.
Now I have to go price out Bill O'Reilly books and enemas.
Remember that web site that was getting people to send in drawings of sheep? What was that all about? I totally forget.
Anyway, I just sent a giraffe to this guy. He's pretty dogmatic about the NO COMPUTOR! but whatever. My medium was pink gel pen on post-it. There are much better ones on the site. I didn't peek first because I wanted to do it totally from memory.
Last night on the TV, probably on some Lorder or something, there was this guy said, "Part of my charm," except I misheard it at first and thought he said, "Pardon my charm."
And I think that would be the most awesomely slick thing to say if you were suave and had the right kind of eyebrows. So in case anyone here is like that, you're allowed to use this line that I subconsciously invented!
If you get laid from it or anything, you should probably send me a nice Thank You card.
Last night on the TV, probably on some Lorder or something, there was this guy said, "Part of my charm," except I misheard it at first and thought he said, "Pardon my charm."
And I think that would be the most awesomely slick thing to say if you were suave and had the right kind of eyebrows. So in case anyone here is like that, you're allowed to use this line that I subconsciously invented!
If you get laid from it or anything, you should probably send me a nice Thank You card.
As a Patron of the Arts, I wanted you to be the first to hear our exciting news - we have a new name! Effective immediately, the Performing Arts Center is now Texas Performing Arts at The University of Texas at Austin. We have chosen the name Texas Performing Arts because it's a better reflection of the work that we do as a university-based arts presenter.