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Old 08-27-2017, 10:40 AM
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Florida police fatally shoot woman threatening suicide | Fox News

Well then, the police really are there to help.
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Could also go in the morons with guns thread.
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Old 09-13-2017, 09:45 PM
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Utility pole strapped to roof of car. Nothing conspicuous here.

Hurricane Irma: Florida police arrest men stealing utility pole | Miami Herald
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Old 09-14-2017, 11:08 AM
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So what happened to the rednecks promising to shoot looters? The police had to deal with this one?

First cast out the utility pole out of thine own eye.
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Florida Man Googled 'How to Rob a Bank,' Then Robbed Bank: Deputies - NBC 6 South Florida
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Florida has a U.S. senator who once flew aboard the Space Shuttle. A congressional candidate from Miami can go one better: Bettina Rodriguez Aguilera says she’s been aboard a spaceship too. But this one was crewed by aliens. As in extraterrestrials.
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Man spanks Orlando police horse, gets saddled with charges,...

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I like that the slapper is named, the other officer is named, and the horse is named, but not "the mounted police officer".

I'm sure the writer could have really got the bit between their teeth and trotted out a few more horseshit puns.
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Built to Scale (Open Thread) – Balloon Juice

tl;dr: sexual misconduct seems to be particularly widespread amongst our illustrious state legislature. It's worth opening, though, (a) for the picture of our state legislature building, which falls both into "only in Florida" territory and into "this is so ironic it would strain credulity in a work of fiction" territory, and (b) for an amazing story about Maureen O'Hara.
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Florida mayor accused of using dead woman's handicap placard to park at City Hall - ABC News
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