The Department of Positive Out of Body Possibilities - Page 3

Leesifer · #51 06-23-2009, 08:41 PM

Actually, it really didn't need that at all.

Sock Puppet · #52 06-23-2009, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Leesifer

Damn! There's a lack of communication going on all over this thread.

Help us, Tim.

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I believe, if someone can't communicate, the very least he can do is to shut up.

~ Tom Lehrer

Tim Brewer · #53 06-23-2009, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by livius drusus

I know you enough to know you're totally claiming never to vote in polls just to deflect attention from your opprobrious yes vote.

opprobrious

You sure did get me on that word.

You could probably do it with a lot of different words, but that is only a waste of time.

We are all dying, if we want to believe it or not, if you want to measure it toward our culture, but that is not the case with me.

If you enjoy communicating now, then you will have this option as well, with my option.

The Internet, will be the Hub for the next experience!

People like Pay Pal will be a big part of that, once we decide as a society, that this is the best way to go.

Allowing everybody the chance to communicate from every conceivable opportunity known to man.

I did not stutter, can you hear me now?

At that time, you might even know some more fancy words, that I do not know.

I do know this though. Every second my option is not tried now, will be harder on you later!

That is the pain, and pleasure of my option.

Blunt talk!

Text talk!

I might never know what each, and every one of you are into, but this option of mine, is what I am into!

Free!

Safe!

No obligation!

All I ask, is your word of mouth!

Please feel free to inform anybody you like!

I am free!

I am safe!

I am your next free afterlife communication planner idol!

I can not sing at this time, but I sure can imagine a follow through option that can bring eternal afterlife communication options, to each, and every one of you, regardless how many comma's I am into, at any given time, of these seconds, as they count away.

Just a thought, because I get so bored, how about you?

Sometimes I get impatient, because I excepted in my thoughts, that I average about 40,000 thoughts a day.

I just hate to waste them, how about you?

Is it possible, that I just made your day today?

I love you man!

Dingfod · #54 06-23-2009, 08:53 PM

As many of you know, I don't personally subscribe to the wisdom in Mark Twain's saying that goes something like "It is far better to stay silent and have people think you a fool than to open your mouth and prove it.", but there is merit in those words.

Doctor X · #55 06-23-2009, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Leesifer

Actually, it really didn't need that at all.

Bet you're gay!

--J. "Can't I Face Some of the Peril?" D.

livius drusus · #56 06-23-2009, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Tim Brewer

Sometimes I get impatient, because I excepted in my thoughts, that I average about 40,000 thoughts a day.

I just hate to waste them, how about you?

Oh me too.

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Is it possible, that I just made your day today?

You most definitely made my day.

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I love you man!

No u!

Sock Puppet · #57 06-23-2009, 08:57 PM

So if I still know my nutbagese, it sounds like you're offering a means to communicate after we're dead. Have I got that right? People won't leave me alone now, and you want me to keep hearing them jawing at me after I'm dead? Not only is that not appealing, I'm also now considering putting "GTFO" on my tombstone.

Leesifer · #58 06-23-2009, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Sock Puppet

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Originally Posted by Leesifer

Damn! There's a lack of communication going on all over this thread.

Help us, Tim.

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I believe, if someone can't communicate, the very least he can do is to shut up.

~ Tom Lehrer

HARRASSMENT ITT.

Leesifer · #59 06-23-2009, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Doctor X

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Originally Posted by Leesifer

Actually, it really didn't need that at all.

Bet you're gay!

--J. "Can't I Face Some of the Peril?" D.

Not that there's anything wrong with that eh?

Watser? · #60 06-23-2009, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Leesifer

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Originally Posted by Sock Puppet

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Originally Posted by Leesifer

Damn! There's a lack of communication going on all over this thread.

Help us, Tim.

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I believe, if someone can't communicate, the very least he can do is to shut up.

~ Tom Lehrer

HARRASSMENT ITT.

OMG, I'm telling mick!

Tim Brewer · #61 06-23-2009, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Dingfod

As many of you know, I don't personally subscribe to the wisdom in Mark Twain's saying that goes something like "It is far better to stay silent and have people think you a fool than to open your mouth and prove it.", but there is merit in those words.

Take your best shot at me all you like,

but you will lose in the big picture of eternal life!

LadyShea · #62 06-23-2009, 09:15 PM

So, Tim, what if there is no afterlife?

Dingfod · #63 06-23-2009, 09:16 PM

godfry n. glad · #64 06-23-2009, 10:19 PM

After the paradigm shift, do you have a paraquatas?

Tim Brewer · #65 06-23-2009, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by LadyShea

So, Tim, what if there is no afterlife?

Good question LadyShea,

What if there was no Tim Brewer from Dayton, Ohio, home of afterlife Orb communication?

Doctor X · #66 06-23-2009, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Leesifer

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Originally Posted by Doctor X

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Originally Posted by Leesifer

Actually, it really didn't need that at all.

Bet you're gay!

--J. "Can't I Face Some of the Peril?" D.

Not that there's anything wrong with that eh?

Of course not!

YouTube - The League of Gentlemen - Legz Akimbo...

--J. "Only it's NOT Another Man!" D.

Tim Brewer · #67 06-23-2009, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by godfry n. glad

After the paradigm shift, do you have a paraquatas?

Regardless what you are into.

You have a machine called BrainGate, that has the ability to communicate with your thoughts.

We will follow through their open ended option, with my free idea option.

Today, we are learning how to Orb a foundation, for the future!

Doctor X · #68 06-23-2009, 10:38 PM

"You did a lot of acid in the sixties."

--J. "Intense" D.

Dingfod · #69 06-23-2009, 10:42 PM

Holey moley, I didn't get halfway down this page at JREF before I knew where Tim is coming from. Fucking genius is selling himself short posting at :ff:

He should be an institution or in one.

lisarea · #70 06-23-2009, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by LadyShea

Oh my gawd, where is lisapea? Our BFF contract clearly stipulates she is to handle these types of situations for me.

I would, but I just don't know how. I got nothing.

Wonderbread Leotard · #71 06-23-2009, 10:44 PM

I'm out of body right now and typing on my Blackberry Astral. Hard to type on this thing tho. You'll have to ask me again when I'm back in body and can type on a non-astral computer.

godfry n. glad · #72 06-23-2009, 10:56 PM

woo-woo

Watser? · #73 06-23-2009, 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Tim Brewer

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Originally Posted by LadyShea

So, Tim, what if there is no afterlife?

Good question LadyShea,

What if there was no Tim Brewer from Dayton, Ohio, home of afterlife Orb communication?

Is there?

Naru · #74 06-23-2009, 11:35 PM

Dear Tim,

Your posts certainly make for an interesting read. However, I'm not really clear on what you're offering or how I would take you up on your offer. Could you elucidate, please?

chunksmediocrites · #75 06-23-2009, 11:42 PM

Afterlife, Orb, communication, it, is, the, silliest, thing I've, heard of, so I'm sure, it will catch on, like, hotcakes-

I will gladly purchase, your free afterlife, communication Orb, today, for a Paypal payment after my, death.

Please, you have to stop, using commas, you have surpassed, your, quota of commas, and from now, on, must type, sentences, that do, not, require commas. It may, come as a, shock that, most sentences, really require almost none, nutbag.