Venture Brothers

[BrotherMan]

No, you're supposed to come in earlier.

[Doctor X]

Damn! So close!

Anyways, it seems the "guys" have a very interesting story for this season and--probably--the next.

The thing I could not catch was whether or not the OSI decides to terminate Brock because of Dr. Venture's pursuit of "the Truth"--orb--or because Brock spoke the wrong response on the automatic OSI voice-mail. I think the latter, though you would expect Brock could rescind his own termination.

Damn government beauro . . .burea . . . buero . . . paperwork!

--J.D.

P.S. I must admit I do not like Sgt. Hatred. Prefer the Baron.

P.P.S. Silence!

[Ensign Steve]

Originally Posted by Doctor X

The thing I could not catch was whether or not the OSI decides to terminate Brock because of Dr. Venture's pursuit of "the Truth"--orb--or because Brock spoke the wrong response on the automatic OSI voice-mail. I think the latter, though you would expect Brock could rescind his own termination.

Either way it was funnier than shit when he asked, "Did you just fire me or kill me?"

[beyelzu]

awesome, intro wasn't as funneh as last week but loved the massive battle.


Hells yeah.

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is the world ready for like nondisposable hank and dean? or will venture like actually invent something like accelerated growth cloning

[Ensign Steve]

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24! NOOOOOOO!

[BrotherMan]

That was great. Really awesomely great. Grotesque, hilarious, macabre and goddamned funny.

[Doctor X]

Fucking awesome.

--J. "Tell Us! Or . . . We'll . . . Knock Your Head Off Intentionally!" D.

[Ensign Steve]

From here: The Venture Bros. - The Amazing Shirt of the Week Club - This Week's Shirt!

[Ensign Steve]

Adult Swim Video

Season 4 Trailer.

[BrotherMan]

Looks crazy and super!

[BrotherMan]

[Ensign Steve]

[Doctor X]

Boom! Yummy!

--J.D.

[BrotherMan]

2011 IS THE YEAR OF GENITAL FORMAL WEAR!

[Ensign Steve]

It was on last night. Was it on last night? I missed it. I hope the DVR caught it. Anyone see it?

[BrotherMan]

OH GOD I THOUGHT IT WAS NEXT WEEK.

Hey. My DVR should have caught it - BUT IT DIDN'T.

My life is ruined!

[Ensign Steve]

[Artemis Entreri]

oh so you missed the part where Molitov Cocktease shows up pregnant with Brock's child?

[Ensign Steve]

[Doctor X]

So that is what happened to number seven.

--J.D.

[Ensign Steve]

Yay! I saw it!

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I thought it was too over the top with all the awesome gadgetry and superheroness of everybody, especially White and Billy. I was waiting for a wink and nod about that, but it never came. On the one hand, every bit of it was fist-pumpingly awesome, and on the other I was like, "come on." I thought it would turn out to be a dream or a simulation, but whateves.

[Ensign Steve]

Don't forget! Put a fresh tape in the VCR and plug in that remote control.

[Doctor X]

"Uh . . . Man Servant? What happened to us?"

--J.D.

[Doctor X]

This one had perhaps the best dialogue in all of Venturedom--lovingly transcribed by The Mantis Eye Experiment site:

Col. Hunter Gathers: Good lord, son, there should be a mandatory retirement age for strippers.

Brock Sampson: Oh, did you see I got cornered by Robin last night? I almost had to chew off my own arm to get away.

Hunter: Oh! That poor woman has the saddest tits. Damned depressing.

Brock: Right? Yeah. They're like, The Notebook sad.

Hunter: Tits are like "coming home from school and finding out your old man ran over your cat" sad.

Brock: Mournful! She has mournful tits. They're like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra.

Hunter: Those things are like a little kid with Progeria cracking all his ribs trying to catch a Nerf ball. Just sad, damn it she has gloomy tits.

Brock: It's like she put a dollars worth of change in some old socks and then taped them to her chest.

Hunter: I want to build two little caskets and give her tits a tasteful dignified funeral.

--J.D.

[Ensign Steve]

Thank you. I didn't hear half of them when I watched because I was laughing so much.