|
|
06-15-2014, 09:50 PM
|
|
Safety glasses off, motherfuckers
|
|
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Sarasota, FL
Gender: Bender
|
|
Re: What the fuck, Florida?
__________________
Cēterum cēnseō factiōnem Rēpūblicānam dēlendam esse īgnī ferrōque.
|
06-20-2014, 09:48 PM
|
|
Flyover Hillbilly
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Juggalonia
|
|
Re: What the fuck, Florida?
Oops! Wrong thrad.
inb4
__________________
"We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both." ~ Louis D. Brandeis
"Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are." ~ S. Gecko
"What the fuck is a German muffin?" ~ R. Swanson
|
07-14-2014, 08:11 PM
|
|
Flyover Hillbilly
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Juggalonia
|
|
Re: What the fuck, Florida?
Who would have predicted that two Fruitland Park, FL police officers -- including the deputy chief -- would be forced to resign in view of revelations that they're Klansmen?
I mean, it's not like another member of the same small police department resigned after being outed as a KKKer in 2009 or anything.
Oh wait ... it IS like that. Never mind.
Still, as the Chief Deputy Florida State Attorney reminds us, being a KKK member is not a crime. It "may" be despicable, but it's not a crime. So yeah, there's that.
__________________
"We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both." ~ Louis D. Brandeis
"Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are." ~ S. Gecko
"What the fuck is a German muffin?" ~ R. Swanson
|
07-14-2014, 09:44 PM
|
|
Solipsist
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Kolmannessa kerroksessa
Gender: Male
|
|
Re: What the fuck, Florida?
"Fruitland"? Is there something else they're hiding?
|
07-14-2014, 09:52 PM
|
|
rude, crude, lewd, and unsophisticated
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Puddle City, Cascadia
Gender: Male
|
|
Re: What the fuck, Florida?
Quote:
Originally Posted by JoeP
"Fruitland"? Is there something else they're hiding?
|
What? Like, vegetables? Or, meat?
|
07-15-2014, 10:02 AM
|
|
Not drowning. Waving.
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Ignore list
Gender: Male
|
|
Re: What the fuck, Florida?
Weird state. Something in the water? Yes, obviously. It's floridated.
|
07-15-2014, 06:51 PM
|
|
NeoTillichian Hierophant & Partisan Hack
|
|
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Iowa
Gender: Male
|
|
Re: What the fuck, Florida?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hermit
Weird state. Something in the water? Yes, obviously. It's Floridated.
|
__________________
Old Pain In The Ass says: I am on a mission from God to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable; to bring faith to the doubtful and doubt to the faithful.
|
07-19-2014, 01:49 AM
|
|
A fellow sophisticate
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Cowtown, Kansas
Gender: Male
|
|
Re: What the fuck, Florida?
How old?
__________________
Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.--W.C. Fields
|
07-19-2014, 06:09 AM
|
|
NeoTillichian Hierophant & Partisan Hack
|
|
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Iowa
Gender: Male
|
|
Re: What the fuck, Florida?
If you are asking how old the "Old Pain In Ass" is, he is 60. If that is not what you were asking, then nevermind.
__________________
Old Pain In The Ass says: I am on a mission from God to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable; to bring faith to the doubtful and doubt to the faithful.
|
07-19-2014, 12:30 PM
|
|
A fellow sophisticate
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Cowtown, Kansas
Gender: Male
|
|
Re: What the fuck, Florida?
FloriDATED.
__________________
Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.--W.C. Fields
|
07-20-2014, 05:12 AM
|
|
NeoTillichian Hierophant & Partisan Hack
|
|
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Iowa
Gender: Male
|
|
Re: What the fuck, Florida?
I never dated Flori. Where did you hear that?
__________________
Old Pain In The Ass says: I am on a mission from God to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable; to bring faith to the doubtful and doubt to the faithful.
|
08-15-2014, 05:39 PM
|
|
Phallic Philanthropist
|
|
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Mobile
Gender: Male
|
|
Re: What the fuck, Florida?
There isn't a WTF Mississippi so I'll just toss this one in here.
The crime would be right at home in Florida but only in Mississippi could you get this quote.
“A home invasion and rape of an elderly woman in Waynesboro, a gentleman entered the house through a window from the front, the front street, and raped an elderly woman,” said Clemons.
MBI investigating Wayne County cold cases - WDAM - TV 7 - News, Weather and Sports
__________________
Why am I naked and sticky?... Did I miss something fun?
|
08-16-2014, 07:44 PM
|
|
NeoTillichian Hierophant & Partisan Hack
|
|
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Iowa
Gender: Male
|
|
Re: What the fuck, Florida?
Perhaps he tipped his hat before he raped her.
__________________
Old Pain In The Ass says: I am on a mission from God to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable; to bring faith to the doubtful and doubt to the faithful.
|
08-18-2014, 01:08 PM
|
|
Phallic Philanthropist
|
|
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Mobile
Gender: Male
|
|
Re: What the fuck, Florida?
If they catch him, they'll never get a confession... a gentleman never tells.
__________________
Why am I naked and sticky?... Did I miss something fun?
|
09-02-2014, 02:40 PM
|
|
Flyover Hillbilly
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Juggalonia
|
|
Re: What the fuck, Florida?
__________________
"We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both." ~ Louis D. Brandeis
"Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are." ~ S. Gecko
"What the fuck is a German muffin?" ~ R. Swanson
|
11-01-2014, 06:11 PM
|
|
here to bore you with pictures
|
|
|
|
Re: What the fuck, Florida?
Drunk Florida Man Tries to Use Taco as ID After His Car Catches Fire at Taco Bell | Miami New Times
Quote:
Tacos are not recognized as legal forms of identification in the state of Florida [insert bad joke about immigration laws here]. Matthew Falkner found out the hard way after he passed out drunk in the drive-thru of a Jensen Beach Taco Bell and his car caught fire [insert bad joke about Taco Bell's fire sauce or volcano taco here].
|
__________________
ta-
DAVE!!!
|
11-05-2014, 04:34 AM
|
|
Mr. Condescending Dick Nose
|
|
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Augsburg
Gender: Male
|
|
Re: What the fuck, Florida?
__________________
... it's just an idea
|
11-05-2014, 04:47 AM
|
|
I read some of your foolish scree, then just skimmed the rest.
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Bay Area
Gender: Male
|
|
Re: What the fuck, Florida?
Yup.
Keep it classy Florida.
|
11-30-2014, 11:30 PM
|
|
Safety glasses off, motherfuckers
|
|
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Sarasota, FL
Gender: Bender
|
|
Re: What the fuck, Florida?
__________________
Cēterum cēnseō factiōnem Rēpūblicānam dēlendam esse īgnī ferrōque.
|
12-01-2014, 01:03 AM
|
|
simple country microbiologist hyperchicken
|
|
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: georgia
|
|
Re: What the fuck, Florida?
I was talking to some redditor a about this on r/nfl.
One of the cooler points complete with scans of the checks was that he paid a member of the ministry 80k for work where the guy provided 80k in handwritten charges for a grant to build a shelter, allegedly he chooses to donate 80k back to the ministry.
He evidently claimed at first that he overcharged land refunded but then changed his story.
|
02-27-2015, 03:55 AM
|
|
Safety glasses off, motherfuckers
|
|
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Sarasota, FL
Gender: Bender
|
|
Re: What the fuck, Florida?
__________________
Cēterum cēnseō factiōnem Rēpūblicānam dēlendam esse īgnī ferrōque.
Last edited by The Man; 02-27-2015 at 04:12 AM.
|
02-27-2015, 04:15 AM
|
|
A Very Gentle Bort
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Bortlandia
Gender: Male
|
|
Re: What the fuck, Florida?
Quote:
Nearly 700 people were charged with misdemeanors between 2006 and 2011, according to WCTV.
|
__________________
\V/_ I COVLD TEACh YOV BVT I MVST LEVY A FEE
|
02-27-2015, 12:18 PM
|
|
Solipsist
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Kolmannessa kerroksessa
Gender: Male
|
|
Re: What the fuck, Florida?
|
03-01-2015, 12:19 AM
|
|
I read some of your foolish scree, then just skimmed the rest.
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Bay Area
Gender: Male
|
|
Re: What the fuck, Florida?
I have a theory that somewhere in the backroom of a smokey gentlemans club a $1 wager was made between two multi billionaires about who could make a crazier state, and Florida was chosen by one of them.
|
03-09-2015, 08:30 PM
|
|
Safety glasses off, motherfuckers
|
|
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Sarasota, FL
Gender: Bender
|
|
Re: What the fuck, Florida?
Florida Sees, Hears, And Speaks No Climate Change. Also: Sinks Into The Sea | Wonkette
tl;dr: Florida government employees are no longer allowed to use the terms "climate change", "global warming", or "sustainability", thanks to our governor Rick Scott. I still can't believe voters in this state were fucking dumb enough to re-elect this jackass.
__________________
Cēterum cēnseō factiōnem Rēpūblicānam dēlendam esse īgnī ferrōque.
|
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
|
|
Thread Tools |
|
Display Modes |
Linear Mode
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
All times are GMT +1. The time now is 07:31 AM.
|
|
|
|