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02-16-2012, 12:58 AM
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Dark Lord, on the Dark Throne
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Take THAT, smarty pants Maturin!
Some lawyer YOU are!
Bet you never thought of this!
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A so-called sovereign citizen in Washington [state], recently sentenced to three years for threatening to “arrest” a local mayor, is now suing federal prosecutors for conspiring against him using poor grammar, or as he calls it, “backwards-correct-syntaxing-modification fraud.”
David Russell Myrland filed a (virtually incomprehensible) lawsuit in federal court in Washington in late January, accusing federal prosecutors and Department of Homeland Security officials of violating his civil rights through “babbling-collusion-threats” and “grammar-second-grade-writing-level-fraud.”
From the filing:
For this federal-judge: David-Wynn: Miller’s-correction of the vassalees-fiction-syntax-grammar-pleadings is with the correction-participation-claim of this babble-indictment-evidence and: bad-probation-syntax=grammar-evidence. (Why did the vassalees do this case with a void-communications?) For the void-drogue-law, void-oath of an office, void-judge’s-oath, void-docking-court-house-vessel in the Washington-state-dry-dock and: void-original-lodial-land-title.
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The original filing here, for lulz.
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Last edited by Sauron; 02-16-2012 at 01:11 AM.
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02-16-2012, 01:13 PM
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Flyover Hillbilly
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Juggalonia
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Re: Take THAT, smarty pants Maturin!
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Originally Posted by Sauron
Bet you never thought of this!
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:jellis:
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Originally Posted by Sauron
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A so-called sovereign citizen in Washington [state], recently sentenced to three years for threatening to “arrest” a local mayor, is now suing federal prosecutors for conspiring against him using poor grammar, or as he calls it, “backwards-correct-syntaxing-modification fraud.”
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The sovereign citizen movement is truly magical. Its power to unite disparate elements of batshit crazy is rivaled only by the modern Republican Party.
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Originally Posted by Sauron
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Step aside, Orly.
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02-16-2012, 01:27 PM
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the internet says I'm right
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Join Date: Sep 2008
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Re: Take THAT, smarty pants Maturin!
From the second link:
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The process sovereigns have devised to split the straw man from the flesh-and-blood man is called "redemption," and its purpose is two-fold. Once separated from the corporate shell, the newly freed man is now outside of the jurisdiction of all admiralty laws. More importantly, by filing a series of complex, legal-sounding documents, the sovereign can tap into that secret Treasury account for his own purposes.
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'Cause, obvs, you are entitled to money that the government put into a fake account when you were a baby, and from which you have now ostensibly severed all ties... Government is bad, but they should pay you anyway.
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02-16-2012, 01:30 PM
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Projecting my phallogos with long, hard diction
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This sounds like that shit the Arizona shooter was going on about...
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02-16-2012, 01:43 PM
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Flyover Hillbilly
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Juggalonia
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Re: Take THAT, smarty pants Maturin!
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"We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both." ~ Louis D. Brandeis
"Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are." ~ S. Gecko
"What the fuck is a German muffin?" ~ R. Swanson
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02-16-2012, 04:31 PM
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Dogehlaugher -Scrutari
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Re: Take THAT, smarty pants Maturin!
I enjoy legal filings that remind me of the block printed manifestos of yore.
I used to find the unpunctuated, not spaced things glued to bus stops here.
I'm glad they found a home.
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02-16-2012, 04:47 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: Take THAT, smarty pants Maturin!
I think the complainant committed heinous hyphenation hyperextension.
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02-16-2012, 05:07 PM
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select custom_user_title from user_info where username='Goliath';
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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Re: Take THAT, smarty pants Maturin!
Four-corner courtroom rotation is not compatible with a round gavel. Any judge who tells you otherwise is educated stupid!
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02-16-2012, 06:43 PM
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Coffin Creep
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: The nightmare realm
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Re: Take THAT, smarty pants Maturin!
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Originally Posted by Qingdai
I enjoy legal filings that remind me of the block printed manifestos of yore.
I used to find the unpunctuated, not spaced things glued to bus stops here.
I'm glad they found a home.
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Their descendents have also proliferated online.
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02-16-2012, 08:36 PM
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Stoic Derelict... The cup is empty
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Re: Take THAT, smarty pants Maturin!
The mental surveillance manifesto...
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02-16-2012, 08:44 PM
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God Made Me A Skeptic
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Minnesota
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Re: Take THAT, smarty pants Maturin!
Wow.
I have seen word salad before, but that's amazing.
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