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Old 02-16-2012, 12:58 AM
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Bet you never thought of this!

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A so-called sovereign citizen in Washington [state], recently sentenced to three years for threatening to “arrest” a local mayor, is now suing federal prosecutors for conspiring against him using poor grammar, or as he calls it, “backwards-correct-syntaxing-modification fraud.”

David Russell Myrland filed a (virtually incomprehensible) lawsuit in federal court in Washington in late January, accusing federal prosecutors and Department of Homeland Security officials of violating his civil rights through “babbling-collusion-threats” and “grammar-second-grade-writing-level-fraud.”

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For this federal-judge: David-Wynn: Miller’s-correction of the vassalees-fiction-syntax-grammar-pleadings is with the correction-participation-claim of this babble-indictment-evidence and: bad-probation-syntax=grammar-evidence. (Why did the vassalees do this case with a void-communications?) For the void-drogue-law, void-oath of an office, void-judge’s-oath, void-docking-court-house-vessel in the Washington-state-dry-dock and: void-original-lodial-land-title.
The original filing here, for lulz.
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Old 02-16-2012, 01:13 PM
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Bet you never thought of this!
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A so-called sovereign citizen in Washington [state], recently sentenced to three years for threatening to “arrest” a local mayor, is now suing federal prosecutors for conspiring against him using poor grammar, or as he calls it, “backwards-correct-syntaxing-modification fraud.”
The sovereign citizen movement is truly magical. Its power to unite disparate elements of batshit crazy is rivaled only by the modern Republican Party.

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Old 02-16-2012, 01:27 PM
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From the second link:
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The process sovereigns have devised to split the straw man from the flesh-and-blood man is called "redemption," and its purpose is two-fold. Once separated from the corporate shell, the newly freed man is now outside of the jurisdiction of all admiralty laws. More importantly, by filing a series of complex, legal-sounding documents, the sovereign can tap into that secret Treasury account for his own purposes.
'Cause, obvs, you are entitled to money that the government put into a fake account when you were a baby, and from which you have now ostensibly severed all ties... Government is bad, but they should pay you anyway.
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Old 02-16-2012, 01:30 PM
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This sounds like that shit the Arizona shooter was going on about...
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Old 02-16-2012, 01:43 PM
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You are correct, sir.
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I enjoy legal filings that remind me of the block printed manifestos of yore.
I used to find the unpunctuated, not spaced things glued to bus stops here.
I'm glad they found a home.
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I think the complainant committed heinous hyphenation hyperextension.
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Four-corner courtroom rotation is not compatible with a round gavel. Any judge who tells you otherwise is educated stupid!
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I enjoy legal filings that remind me of the block printed manifestos of yore.
I used to find the unpunctuated, not spaced things glued to bus stops here.
I'm glad they found a home.
Their descendents have also proliferated online.
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The mental surveillance manifesto...
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Wow.

I have seen word salad before, but that's amazing.
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