A 38 year old woman came home, greeted her mother, went into another room and was not seen again. The family thinking she had been kidnapped, spent more than a week looking for her. That is, until someone spotted a foot sticking out above a six foot bookcase in her bedroom 11 days later. She was stuck behind the bookcase upside, most likely while trying to adjust the television plug, apparently died because she was unable to breath in that position.
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A Seikh software engineer was turned away from a popular brewpub in the Richmond, Virginia area because he was wearing his traditional turban. The owner said they have a standard policy of excluding anyone wearing headgear of any kind because as everyone knows, those that wear headgear of any kind are all terrorists.
What about hairpieces or wigs?
Note: Why does he have to wear the turban if his Seikh brothers don't?
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Off-duty cop walking home from work at 3:40 AM was accosted by four men who jumped out of an alley, intent on robbing him. Not detered by the one that held a knife at his throat, the cop got free, pulled his sidearm and shot the knife-wielder in the chest, then shot another attacker who tried to run over him with a van. The other two escaped. Dirty Harry has been put on administrative leave pending investigation.
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Homeowners Association President threatens to fine homeowner $25 a day if they don't remove the peace sign Xmas wreath from their house, saying that other homeowners have complained that it is anti-Iraq War or a symbol of Satan. [Who could've made her put up that sign? Could it be... Could it be... SATAN!]
The Homeowners Association President in question, Bob Kearns, fired the four member architectural committee because they earlier ruled the wreath to be a seasonal decoration. Talk about your petty dictators.
For now, homeowner Lisa Jensen is not taking it down.
The Church Lady too busy doing the Superior Dance to respond.
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Golden Beach, Florida town manager dug her hole deeper, trying to to explain calling her assistant, who happens to be a black woman, "Mammy", saying she's always loved Aunt Jemima. So do I, Ma'am, so do I.
Al Jolsen and Scarlett O'Hara not available for comment.
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Homeowners Association President threatens to fine homeowner $25 a day if they don't remove the peace sign Xmas wreath from their house, saying that other homeowners have complained that it is anti-Iraq War or a symbol of Satan. [Who could've made her put up that sign? Could it be... Could it be... SATAN!]
The Homeowners Association President in question, Bob Kearns, fired the four member architectural committee because they earlier ruled the wreath to be a seasonal decoration. Talk about your petty dictators.
For now, homeowner Lisa Jensen is not taking it down.
Prince Harry has a Spiderman duvet cover and pillow on his bed in the military barracks. It was part of an ongoing joke among his chums at Combermere Barracks, to see who had the worst bedclothes. Others have Barbie, My Little Pony, and Bob the Builder.
Lord Louis Mountbatten unavailable for comment.
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You can order a trace amount (it doesn't take much, it's 100 billion times more toxic than cyanide) of the radioactive isotope Polonium 210, the same substance that killed former KGB agent Alexander Litvinenko last week, from an internet site and have it delivered by U.S. Postal Service or UPS.
Space alien friends of Bob Lazar mysteriously unavailable for comment.
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Food safety inspectors in NYC have found exotic fare such as "12 beefy armadillos" advertised in a Queens meat market window, 15 pounds of iguana meat found in another, and 200 pounds of cow lungs for sale in yet another. A West African store in Manhattan was selling smoked rodent meat from a refrigerated display case. All of these were slated to be sold to consumers, all were illegal.
Inspectors with a duty to protect consumers from possible contaminated food have "seen it all" when it comes to exotic meats. They will take corrective action where necessary, including closing a business down if necessary.
Know Nothing, Bill the Butcher not available for comment.
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