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Old 08-10-2016, 09:31 PM
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Old 08-10-2016, 09:46 PM
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(1) We have a thread for this: BREAKING: Sometimes Famous People Die - Freethought Forum
(2) Twitter said to me
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(3) Turns out they're only on sale in Ohio, in which case we have another thread for this: Only in Oklahoma...
(4) This: REVIEW: Limited Edition Swedish Fish Oreo Cookies – The Impulsive Buy: says
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this creme isn’t perfectly pillowy, soft, and squishy. It’s a little more sticky, chewy, and dare I say…slimy. It cracks and falls apart like a child’s Play-Doh diorama of the Berlin Wall, and each Oreo I opened contained a different Rorschach test image in its pasty folds. Below I see Donald Trump angrily looking out a castle window
(5) I've never had Swedish Fish.
(6) They should make a Surströmming Flavour Oreo.
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Old 08-10-2016, 10:07 PM
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While Swedish fish are indeed from Sweden and are available there, they are not a particularly prominent candy there. It's just one of the mix-and-match candies.

Nor do they say "Swedish" on them, because that would be silly.

Daim is the candy you notice as being especially popular (it is chocolate-covered butter almond toffee, similar to Heath bar or Skor).

I don't see how Swedish fish would combine well with cookies.
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Old 08-10-2016, 10:23 PM
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Someone at Oreo clearly took too much acid and wandered in to the mass-production plant.
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(5) I've never had Swedish Fish.
(6) They should make a Surströmming Flavour Oreo.
I have, however, had salmiakki, the Finnish salty licorice with ammonium chloride, so special* it inspired a web site called Salmiyuck!

In regular chewy licorice form, in hard candy form, and in vodka form.

But I haven't had these Oreo-knockoff salmiakki cookies:
Salmiyuck!: Black Domino Salmiakki-Chili Cookies

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At first, the taste was unbearable. And then it got worse.
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You can now go to Twitter to vote on the ramifications of the OP.

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I was looking at Oreo cookies in a WalMart store last April while I was in Phoenix. I counted 24 different varieties of Oreos. Back in the Dark Ages, when I was a child, there was only one kind of Oreo cookie. If you asked for an Oreo you knew exactly what you were going to get, unless some dick-head tried to pawn off some Hydrox cookies on you.
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What do you have against Hydrox cookies?

They are much better then the sugar flavored Crisco sandwiched between to bitter chocolate wafers that is an Oreo.
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Many people are saying Hydrox were first, launched in 1908. As this commercial from 1966 clearly proves.

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How to guess the outcome of an Oreo twist-off, according to aerospace engineers - Quartz
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FALSE. They predict only after twisting the first cookie in a box!
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