I crack myself up.

[Miss Shelby]

.. I know this board is hideous, I know it's an eyesore to behold. ( I have all that shit covered--avatars, signatures, paper doll characters---) and since I donated some cash-esh a while ago, I dont' see the ads either.

This forum is inundated with threads about the Pope. The media portrays him as too liberal, he is a wonderful man, he makes personal phone calls to people in trouble... all well and good, but a bit much after a while.

So, I could not help myself. I laughed even harder when the OP referred to me as classy.. I'm still laughing my ass off. Yea, I need a life.

The Pope Has a Cold - Christian Forums

[Dingfod]

You don't like the Pope?

[Miss Shelby]

I like the Pope. I think he's great. He is really leading by example which is what we need. However, I get sick of the bickering about how liberals are excited because he's gonna change age old dogma, and the conservs get all of the panties up their crack and say he's not. Argument after argument.

[Dingfod]

Conservative Catholics have something up their ass alright, a stick perhaps.

[Miss Shelby]

Well, they need to just shut up and stop revamping argument after argument. It should be enough for them to know what's true and what's not, they make themselves look like asses by blustering about it on line. I'm one of those conservative Catholics by the way, and there's no room up there for a stick, I assure you.

[Dingfod]

Uptight much?

[Watser?]

The Pope is by definition the most Catholic person in the Universe. So conservative Catholics better decide whether they want to be conservative or Catholic.

[erimir]

Originally Posted by Miss Shelby

I'm one of those conservative Catholics by the way, and there's no room up there for a stick, I assure you.

I guess it's too full of it, eh?

[godfry n. glad]

[godfry n. glad]

Originally Posted by erimir

I guess it's too full of it, eh?

Hunh....I'd have guessed that the aperture was too tight.

[erimir]

Can't it be both?

[JoeP]

Indeed it could ... one would think that the tightness of a sphincter would tend to prevent egress of matter as well as ingress of sticks.

[Miss Shelby]

Originally Posted by Watser?

The Pope is by definition the most Catholic person in the Universe. So conservative Catholics better decide whether they want to be conservative or Catholic.

LOL... Okay, wats.

[Watser?]

Personally I don't plan to be either.

[Miss Shelby]

Let me rephrase for you anal retentive types (pun), nothing goes in through my out door.

[Dingfod]

I'm with you on that, save for my doctor's finger, or at least I hope that was his finger.

[erimir]

Originally Posted by Miss Shelby

Let me rephrase for you anal retentive types (pun), nothing goes in through my out door.

Not even if it wears a

raspberry beret

?

Also, you'll crack yourself up, but when it's up your crack instead suddenly it's a problem?

[Miss Shelby]

You're so literal, erim. You should have been a Christian, you'd be the best fundamentalist ever.

[Adam]

Originally Posted by JoeP

Indeed it could ... one would think that the tightness of a sphincter would tend to prevent egress of matter as well as ingress of sticks.

There's a F.A.T.A.L. joke in here somewhere, but like three people might get it.