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Old 09-13-2009, 06:19 PM
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Not without controversy, a bronze sculpture of Angelina Jolie breastfeeding two babies at once went on display at Mainsite gallery in Norman, Oklahoma. It is New York City artist Daniel Edwards' latest work. After Friday's exhibit, the statue is said to be placed in a public park.


Not in Oklahoma! *gasp*
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Old 09-13-2009, 06:25 PM
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The good ol' 'football hold' I remember it well.
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Old 09-13-2009, 06:28 PM
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It's probably the best way if you're feeding two at once.
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Old 09-19-2009, 06:21 AM
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Citizenship fail!

92.4% of citizenship applicants pass the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) item bank, which consists of 100 questions given to candidates for United States citizenship on the first try. Oklahoma high school students, not so much; how about 2.8%? That's right, fewer than 3% of Oklahoma students can pass the same test required of immigrants that seeking naturalization, and most of them have lived in this country all of their lives. Even worse, no students tested got more than 7 out of 10 questions correct. Zero.

Dismal. We're doomed.
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Old 09-19-2009, 06:56 AM
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EEOC sues Abercrombie & Fitch clothiers on behalf of Tulsa teen.

Teen alleges manager at Abercrombie & Fitch refused to hire her because she wears a hijab, a traditional Muslim female head covering in violation of her rights under the Civil Rights Act of 1964, which prohibits discriminating in hiring on the basis of race, religion, gender, or ethnicity. Abercrombie & Fitch has already gone the rounds with the EEOC and lost over their discriminating on the basis of race, and more recently, the company lost a lawsuit where they banished a female employee with a prosthetic arm to the storeroom because she didn't meet their "look policy".


In other news: there are Abercrombie-hating Muslins in Oklahoma!
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Old 09-19-2009, 06:57 AM
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I would have gotten all ten of those sample questions correct.

I found the full test online. For Americans it's pretty basic stuff. If you paid attention in class you should be able to at least pass it. I'm ashamed to admit that I didn't get all of them correct.

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Old 09-19-2009, 06:58 AM
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75 Percent of Oklahoma Students Can't Name the First President - News9.com - Oklahoma City, OK - News, Weather, Video and Sports |

I can do all those questions, BroMan. :nod:
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Cardboard, duct tape, and glue are all are allowed to float your boat in the annual River Rumba Regatta in Muskogee, Oklahoma. Bring your own duct tape and glue and a little paint for decorating, the cardboard is provided.
The engineering school at the university here does an event where they build canoes out of concrete. It's quite impressive.

Also, citizenship test anecdote: My high school American Government teacher had us take one. I was the only student in the class who passed, though I did not get them all right. I couldn't remember who the Chief Justice was at the time for one thing.
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Old 09-23-2009, 01:52 AM
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Molasses tanker truck overturned on Interstate 244 in Tulsa this morning, traffic stuck for two hours. Tulsa Fire Department and ODOT cleaned up the sticky situation.


I love the smell of molasses in the morning.



Beats napalm.
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It slowed to a delicious crawl!
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Old 09-23-2009, 02:32 AM
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It was as slow as molasses
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I heard the traffic in Tulsa could get slow but that's ridiculous.
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It was as slow as molasses
At least it wasn't as slow as molasses in January.

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I heard the traffic in Tulsa could get slow but that's ridiculous.
No, it's the people that are slow, the traffic, not so much.
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Old 09-26-2009, 05:12 PM
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INSUFFICIENT FUNDS FOR THIS ROBBERY

Attempted Oklahoma City ATM robbery thwarted because victim's account was overdrawn.


That's pretty much my anti-theft and anti-fraud protection too.
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Old 09-30-2009, 01:49 PM
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Move along. Why? You're ugly and you stink.

Security guards in Oklahoma City: Say what? Your momma locked you in a closet for 4-1/2 years, whipped you with and extension cord, and burned you with lighter fluid? Well, that's different, son. Come on in and we'll call the cops for ya.

Momma and her boyfriend have been locked up with a $400,000 bail. DHS removed the other six minors from the home, but none of them show any signs of abuse. Neighbors say they had no idea. The boy's 18 year old sister didn't want to talk about it.


Losing my faith in humanity, one [or two] people at a time.
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Oklahoma State University graduate, Billings, Oklahoma farmer and former U.S. Senator and two-time Governor of Oklahoma Henry Bellmon died this week at age 88. Bellmon was Oklahoma's first Republican governor when he was elected in 1962. He served the one six year term. In 1968 he was elected to the U.S. Senate, served two terms, returning to his Billings farm in 1981. He ran for Governor again in 1986, citing hard times in Oklahoma would make him "feel like a shirker" if he didn't, and won reelection. Bellmon was his own man, he ruffled feathers on both sides of the aisle. He once refused federal aid to farmers, saying it would make them lose their independence. He oversaw the building of turnpike toll highways and a huge increase in taxes. His biggest opponents in his governorship were members of his of his own party in legislature. He used veto power more than any other governor prior.

Bellmon was a Republican I liked and respected, a man of principle but with a heart. I can't say that about many of the current crop of idiots in his party.
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Citizenship fail!

92.4% of citizenship applicants pass the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) item bank, which consists of 100 questions given to candidates for United States citizenship on the first try. Oklahoma high school students, not so much; how about 2.8%? That's right, fewer than 3% of Oklahoma students can pass the same test required of immigrants that seeking naturalization, and most of them have lived in this country all of their lives. Even worse, no students tested got more than 7 out of 10 questions correct. Zero.

Dismal. We're doomed.
I would have gotten two of those answers correct, but "wrong".

First off, it's not the "Democrat Party" any more than it's the "Republic Party".

Secondly, Jefferson didn't write the Declaration of Independence. At best, he wrote the first draft. This initial draft was then referred back to the Committee of Five (Jefferson, Adams, Franklin, Roger Sherman and Robert Livingstone) for redrafting and then finally to the Continental Congress as a whole for another redraft and vote.

Saying Jefferson wrote the Declaration of Independence is an oversimplification used by history teachers and cable television documentaries when they don't want to address the complexities of how the document was really written or admit that a significant section condemning the slave trade was cut out.
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On the topic of the Oklahoma students' civics fail, you might find this interesting reading.

FiveThirtyEight: Politics Done Right: Are Oklahoma Students Really This Dumb? Or Is Strategic Vision Really This Stupid?

The comments contain several more excellent points made by various people.

I was rereading and picked out some of the good posts:

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Anybody know what "positive inter-question correlations" are?
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If you get one question right, you're more likely to get others right. People taking the tests don't just have a randomly selected collection of facts living in their heads.

In this case, you have easy questions and not quite as easy ones. Maybe not everyone knows that there are 9 Justices on the Supreme Court, but the people who do know that are more or less guaranteed to know who the first president was, and be able to name the two houses of Congress. The results of the poll can be replicated closely by pretty much flipping a coin to determine whether each question is gotten right or wrong. No correlation between questions.

It also would work the other way around; if people didn't know much about US government at all, to the extent of not knowing who George Washington is, they probably wouldn't just happen to know the answers to some of the other questions (Some of the commentators suggested an explanation where students were blowing off the survey and giving dumb answers on purpose, but you would expect, again, that they'd get zero correct in that case instead of just getting some of the questions wrong. But less than 5% did that badly, so it doesn't really explain most of the results. Also, there'd be more variety to the wrong answers).

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OKLAHOMA CITY (AP) - Bothered that an ambulance driver failed to yield to him as he raced to provide backup on a call - and angered further when he thought the driver flipped him an obscene gesture - state Trooper Daniel Martin decided to stop the ambulance and give the driver a piece of his mind.
Trooper Martin is at it again, beats on a pedestrian during a traffic stop. The traffic stop was for running a stop sign, something that really got him worked up for some reason. I'm guessing 'roid rage.

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Trooper Daniel Martin is a real piece of work. They ought to lock his ass away.
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