Another gay thread

[Crumb]

Gay blogger goes undercover at an anti-gay conference.

EXCLUSIVE: Undercover At NOM's Anti-Gay Student Conference | Blog | Media Matters for America

[Gonzo]

That's the longest I've ever seen.

[Ymir's blood]

That's what he said!

[ChuckF]

Originally Posted by Some Obviously Gay Dude

When you're on a gay website, and again you have to be careful because things can get pretty crazy pretty quickly, you see much more of the worldview that's surrounding their advocacy of this issue. When you see, for instance, an article about how awful, how horrible Professor Regnerus is with his exploitation and stereotyping of gay people, and then on the side is ad after sponsored ad for gay hookup sites, for pet grooming . . .

Can't you just see all of the little heads nodding in silent agreement about the things that you see "when you're on a gay website?"

[The Man]

Originally Posted by ChuckF

Well, that does it. I used to think there was no real problem with the gays but if they're spreading pet grooming ads around the internets then they are obviously a menace to society who must be stopped immediately!

...seriously, why the hell did he single out pet grooming there?

[ChuckF]

I kind of assumed that "pet grooming" refers some sort of sex act that Google knows he is all into, and he just thinks that everybody else knows what that is, because.

[Ensign Steve]

Originally Posted by ChuckF

Can't you just see all of the little heads nodding in silent agreement about the things that you see "when you're on a gay website?"

[Ymir's blood]

Real men's dogs smell like feces, manly feces.

[Qingdai]

Thank goodness, I thought you said, "Smells like faces, manly faces."
The mauling has gotten out of hand!

[Ymir's blood]

No no no. It's not like my jokes are the only things that draw flies.

[livius drusus]

Originally Posted by loleconomist Douglas Allen

The lesbian households, they tend to be much more likely to marry in the rates, not just in numbers, in numbers and rates, but they're much less stable than the gay households. And lots of theories about why that is. You know, getting on the same menstrual cycle, getting really attached to your own biological child and not being willing to share the biological child with your female spouse.

Ladyparts. Is there any mysterious power they don't have? Especially when there's two of them in the room.

[Ymir's blood]

and not being willing to share the biological child

What does that even mean?

[Watser?]

When Solomon is all like: okay lemme chop it in two so you can both have halfsies, lol, they are both like okay cuz I'm not sharing!

[Ymir's blood]

What about teh menz discussed this a few days back. My favorite line:

The National Organization for Marriage (NOM) (am I the only person who hears the abbreviation and thinks about cats going OMNOMNOMNOMNOM?)

[Ymir's blood]

Originally Posted by Watser?

When Solomon is all like: okay lemme chop it in two so you can both have halfsies, lol, they are both like okay cuz I'm not sharing!

But the biomom said no wei! and didn't want her babby hurt so wouldn't they just swap children in this case? Also, they could just spermburgle the same dude twice and go halvsies.

[Clutch Munny]

Originally Posted by Ymir's blood

spermburgle

I just keep waiting for that to get old, but it doesn't. ing every time.

[Janet]

I assume pet grooming refers to the, in retrospect, cringe-inducing line from Blow Up, "Already there are queers and poodles in the area." Cause you know gay men need to have their perfectly coiffed foofy little poodles, dontchaknow.

[Sauron]

Originally Posted by livius drusus

Ladyparts. Is there any mysterious power they don't have? Especially when there's two of them in the room.

WONDER TWIN POWERS, ACTIVATE!

[Qingdai]

Form of: a pissed off cougar!
Shape of: an ice maiden!

Where's my ring?

[ZEZOZE]

[Vivisectus]

Pet grooming - meeting pets on the internet to make friends with them, with the sole purpose of preparing them to meet you somewhere away from their parents eyes so you can have sex with them.

I bet that is what REALLY happened with that lost Budgerigar from down the road. AND I saw an old man the other day with a spaniel that was clearly too young and good-looking for him! This is getting out of control. Those dirty gays, lecherously ogling every pretty young innocent Beagle as they prance by so daintily, unaware of the dark lustful and forbidden thoughts their coquettishly bobbing hind-quarters conjure forth from the deepest recesses of the human psyche! Stalking the internet, looking to abuse the innocent naivete of sensuous young ferrets in the first flush of their budding sexuallity!!!

I would write more about these awful abuses, but I feel a sudden need to go and have a lie-down, or maybe a shower.