Conservatives say stupid shit

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Only beta soy cucks delete their tweets after they get laughed at.

[specious_reasons]

Originally Posted by Kamilah Hauptmann

Only beta soy cucks delete their tweets after they get laughed at.

I think the worst part of that video is that it makes AOC look kind of adorable. Literally, that's the worst thing about it.

How demented must you be to think this was going to destroy her?

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

A bunch of Qspiracy accounts all at around the same time posted that video. Make of that what you will.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Speaking of beta soy cucks.

Knucklehead conspiracy theorist, Jerome Corsi, tried to get his cases moved to a more favorable judge.

“Judge shopping” tends to go badly... and it did.

This is what getting laughed out of court looks like.

https://t.co/xdFqBxa0dv pic.twitter.com/tMzLGVqAXi

— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) January 4, 2019

Maybe Jerome draws the judge who seemed ready to beat Flynn with his gavel.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/01/07/u...-marianna.html

“I voted for him, and he’s the one who’s doing this,” she said of Mr. Trump. “I thought he was going to do good things. He’s not hurting the people he needs to be hurting.”

Ladies and gentlemen! The sort of person who voted for Donald Trump.

[Ensign Steve]

Originally Posted by Kamilah Hauptmann

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/01/07/u...-marianna.html

Ladies and gentlemen! The sort of person who voted for Donald Trump.

"I worry about the government pulling out of rural America,"

Do you though? Didn't you all drive them out so they would quit threatening to take away your guns and medicare?

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

hahahahahahaha pic.twitter.com/SVnHjq6hTZ

— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) January 10, 2019

That's not what he said!
Update: That's what he said.

[The Man]

Mike Brzezinski asked Howard Schultz who is favorite Democratic President in the last 50 years was, and he said FDR https://t.co/QvSBdJQ178

— Joe Weisenthal (@TheStalwart) January 30, 2019

For those in the cheap seats, FDR has been dead for 74 years. And next to him, AOC looks like a moderate; the top marginal tax rate was well above 70% during his administration.

(Schultz might dispute his placement in this thread, but... really.)

[lisarea]

Once, one of the local Republican officials here said her favorite president was Benjamin Franklin. And it was an emailed questionnaire so it's not like she got caught flat footed and said something dumb in the moment.

[Dingfod]

This thread is like shooting fish in a barrel, too easy to find stupid things they said.

[LarsMac]

Everybody says stupid shit.
Most of us are lucky enough to not have been recorded at the time.

[mickthinks]

Originally Posted by Dingfod

This thread is like shooting fish in a barrel, too easy to find stupid things they said.

Demonstrating and revelling in the ever-renewed abundance of conservatives' shit isn't a failing. It's the point of the thread.

[SR71]

‘We put this lunatic in the White House’: Ann Coulter unleashes on Trump in a new interview – Alternet.org

“We put this lunatic in the White House for one reason,” she told Yahoo News’ podcast “Skullduggery.”

That utterance is irrefutably stupid. They knew he was farkin nurtz, but they backed him anyway.

It's a short and well composed blurb of an article.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

The talking points changed, not the job growth trend. pic.twitter.com/3rfxirYzuF

— Aaron Sojourner (@aaronsojourner) January 28, 2019

And it goes on down the thread with some deranged innumeracy. And mockery of said deranged innumeracy.

[The Man]

Paul Erickson is the latest GOP idiot to get indicted after putting crimes in writing.

This genius wrote a note to himself that basically said “Let Russia know about that spying job offer.”

I’m lightly paraphrasing but only for effect. This idiot literally jotted down his espionage to-do’s.

Dummy.

https://t.co/jL5lFCe4jn

— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) February 7, 2019

Dumb motherfuckers never watch The Wire. (NSFW)

Criminal Conspiracy Notes - YouTube

(BTW, the indictment claims to be unrelated to Russian spy Maria Butina, with whom Erickson was involved, but literally no one on the planet believes that.)

[Stephen Maturin]

Candace Owens, the communications director of the extraordinarily wingnutty Turning Point USA, is appearing right here in lolorado tomorrow night as keynote speaker at the Boulder County Republicans annual shindig.

Back in December, Ms. Owens attended a party in England for the launch of Turning Point UK. Someone lobbed her a softball question regarding her views on the word "nationalism." Since virtually all winguts are afflicted with Nazi Tourettes, Owens jumped right to Hitler, which is what ALL Americans naturally and normally think upon hearing that word. Ms. Ownes tells us that things would have been A-OK had Hitler limited himself to Making Germany Great Again, but no! He extended his efforts beyond German territory, which made him a "globalist" and therefore bad!

show spoiler

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

And then there's Ann.

Jake Tapper is also half Globalist.

— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) March 9, 2018

Wondering what % Globalist Hitler was?

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Honestly, in terms of an anti-left message, I think the GOP should stay away from "Becoming a socialist will totally get you laid." https://t.co/LlLp6tN4Di

— Jeet Heer (@HeerJeet) February 9, 2019

[erimir]

North Korea, under the leadership of Kim Jong Un, will become a great Economic Powerhouse. He may surprise some but he won’t surprise me, because I have gotten to know him & fully understand how capable he is. North Korea will become a different kind of Rocket - an Economic one!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 9, 2019

I guess the GOP 2020 platform will just be Juche.

[Kyuss Apollo]

I just spent the last half hour watching this thread on the Whitaker hearing...

"I don't know who paid me 1.3 million dollars."

Acting Attorney General Matt Whitaker is about to testify before the House Judiciary Committee.

Follow me for a video thread. pic.twitter.com/PJWfQRbp6a

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 8, 2019

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Fox & Friends host says he hasn't washed hands in 10 years: 'Germs are not a real thing -- I can't see them'

Hark! I Just heard The Lone Ranger weeping into a petrie dish.

[BrotherMan]

More like:

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

TLR seems more

[Stephen Maturin]

The germ denier's pronouncement may well be one of the rare instances in which use of the Hogan's Heroes triple facepalm is entirely appropriate and justified.

[Ari]

Germs aren't real, but also by not washing my hands I'm inoculating myself, I have the best immune system against germs! Is basically the type of high level mental gymnastics I would expect you to need to work for Fox News.