Well sure but those cities aren’t really american, obviously they’ve been taken over by illegal immigrants, turning them into cesspits and they want to take your guns! But don’t worry, we promise you they live worse than you, so everything is ok.
I’m starting to worry a bit about those who are around Trump supporters when he finally drops them as the one consistent description of a Trump supporter is angry and ready to strike out.
At this rate the combination of full on paranoid xenophobia, ‘economic anxiety’ and a deep seated anger is going to cause them to slowly turn in on themselves and destroy everything around them as they collapse, being all the while told that their cesspit is cleaner than the bad guys. Isolating them into groups where the only people to attack with their anger are other supporters or family members held hostage by supporters.
If we hit true ‘third world’ status, I almost expect warlord style, Boko Haram/ISIS like violent lords of their tiny pond to crop up in heavily Trump areas that have slowly boarded themselves off from the rest of the US.
Lead Howler monkey, “Remember when the bad lady said things that hurt your feelings.”
Howler monkeys, “Woop whoop whoop, Howwlll”
Lead Howler Monkey, “If you don’t, let me remind you to freshly insult you!”
Howler monkeys, “Throw poo at her! Throw poo at her!”
(Insert article here about how Trump’s very mention of his non-running rival Hillary caused the crowds to chant “Lock her up” because they are all emotionally stunted, easily hurt and frightened animals.)
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(USA excluded)
On behalf of the UK, we are quite pleased to be low down in the list.
Where is Nambia in that list? How about Whales? Or Nipple? Or Button?
(OK, fine, he didn't mention all of those in tweets, but still.)
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“All for ourselves, and nothing for other people, seems, in every age of the world, to have been the vile maxim of the masters of mankind.” -Adam Smith
The Canadian ambassador considered the note so strange he thought it was a prank, but after calling US officials was told the note was genuine.
Being strange surely proves it's from Trump.
Quote:
Another exchange in December of that year reportedly saw Mr Trump send Mr Trudeau a document purporting to show a US trade deficit with Canada.
Mr Trudeau reportedly responded by including in his letter a printout of a US government website showing America actually has a trade surplus over its neighbour when services are included with goods.
It all makes sense as part of his long range plan* - promote global warming, Greenland becomes actually green, he builds** lots of poor quality hotels and golf courses there.
* Just kidding, Donnie's not capable of long range planning on his own
** Contracts someone else to build them and then doesn't pay the bills
"It has to be an April Fool's joke. Totally out of season," former Prime Minister Lars Lokke Rasmussen said on Twitter on Thursday.
This caught my eye:
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However, Greenland may be poised to benefit from the thaw, as sediment released by the melting ice sheets may help to meet the rising global demand for sand, boosting the island's economic autonomy and prospects for independence.
Rising global demand for sand? For sandbags to protect low-lying settlements from rising sea levels and increasing storms? Turns out it's not (just) that.
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Denmark is a very special country with incredible people, but based on Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen’s comments, that she would have no interest in discussing the purchase of Greenland, I will be postponing our meeting scheduled in two weeks for another time....