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Today in "Headlines That Would Sound Made Up Without the Word 'Florida'":

FL woman kidnaps daughter to prevent her from being vaccinated, studying black history
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Old 06-20-2014, 09:48 PM
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Oops! Wrong thrad.

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Old 07-14-2014, 08:11 PM
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Who would have predicted that two Fruitland Park, FL police officers -- including the deputy chief -- would be forced to resign in view of revelations that they're Klansmen?

I mean, it's not like another member of the same small police department resigned after being outed as a KKKer in 2009 or anything.

Oh wait ... it IS like that. Never mind.

Still, as the Chief Deputy Florida State Attorney reminds us, being a KKK member is not a crime. It "may" be despicable, but it's not a crime. So yeah, there's that.
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"Fruitland"? Is there something else they're hiding?
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Old 07-14-2014, 09:52 PM
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"Fruitland"? Is there something else they're hiding?

What? Like, vegetables? Or, meat?
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Old 07-15-2014, 10:02 AM
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Weird state. Something in the water? Yes, obviously. It's floridated.
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Weird state. Something in the water? Yes, obviously. It's Floridated.
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Old 07-19-2014, 06:09 AM
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If you are asking how old the "Old Pain In Ass" is, he is 60. If that is not what you were asking, then nevermind.
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FloriDATED.
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Old 07-20-2014, 05:12 AM
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I never dated Flori. Where did you hear that?
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There isn't a WTF Mississippi so I'll just toss this one in here.
The crime would be right at home in Florida but only in Mississippi could you get this quote.

“A home invasion and rape of an elderly woman in Waynesboro, a gentleman entered the house through a window from the front, the front street, and raped an elderly woman,” said Clemons.

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Perhaps he tipped his hat before he raped her.
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If they catch him, they'll never get a confession... a gentleman never tells.
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Florida GOP Vaporizes Obamacare With Fully Operational Free Market Alternative | Wonkette

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Drunk Florida Man Tries to Use Taco as ID After His Car Catches Fire at Taco Bell | Miami New Times

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:wtfsign: Is this real?



Ninety-year-old man faces jail for feeding the needy in Fort Lauderdale
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Yup.
Keep it classy Florida.
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Tampa homeless program uses unpaid, destitute residents as steady labor force, revenue source | Tampa Bay Times

This is blatantly illegal, but since it's Florida, odds are nothing will be done about it.
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I was talking to some redditor a about this on r/nfl.

One of the cooler points complete with scans of the checks was that he paid a member of the ministry 80k for work where the guy provided 80k in handwritten charges for a grant to build a shelter, allegedly he chooses to donate 80k back to the ministry.

He evidently claimed at first that he overcharged land refunded but then changed his story.
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Living in sin: Unmarried Florida couples can face jail for cohabitating — and hundreds have been charged

This fucking state.
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I have a theory that somewhere in the backroom of a smokey gentlemans club a $1 wager was made between two multi billionaires about who could make a crazier state, and Florida was chosen by one of them.
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Florida Sees, Hears, And Speaks No Climate Change. Also: Sinks Into The Sea | Wonkette

tl;dr: Florida government employees are no longer allowed to use the terms "climate change", "global warming", or "sustainability", thanks to our governor Rick Scott. I still can't believe voters in this state were fucking dumb enough to re-elect this jackass.
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