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Old 10-13-2012, 01:54 PM
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Corgis are enablers.
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Old 10-13-2012, 03:30 PM
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Not sure where to put this, so Miscellany it is. Home-schooled girl worries homosexuality will lead to ducks taking over.
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Old 10-13-2012, 04:36 PM
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Something went wrong there, Janet, but I'll post it.

Twitter / leigh_howard: Jasmin, who is home-schooled, ...
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Old 10-13-2012, 04:53 PM
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Thanks, your picture was bigger, too. I fixed it just to be thorough, though. I wish I could find a good clip of Eddie Izzard going on about evil ducks, because that bit is stuck in my head right now.
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Old 10-13-2012, 05:07 PM
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You mean she's never heard the phrase, 'queer duck?'
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Old 10-13-2012, 07:12 PM
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The ducks are gonna get us in the end?!
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Old 10-13-2012, 08:59 PM
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Yesterday I bought a 5lbs bag of Mandarin oranges from TraderJoes that's bigger than my head! As I fought with peeling one I stumbled upon the idea of degloving the orange.
Run a knife around the peel vertically. Then use the tip to separate the peel from the fruit under each side. After that you can use your fingers under the skin while spinning it to pop it off in a nice half cup. It's quick and easy.
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Old 10-13-2012, 09:20 PM
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Pity it wouldn't work as well with a big navel, at least not in my experience. It would make candied orange peel easier to make.
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Old 10-13-2012, 10:58 PM
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That is all.
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Old 10-16-2012, 05:19 PM
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Old 10-16-2012, 05:49 PM
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Old 10-17-2012, 12:55 PM
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Not sure where to put this, so Miscellany it is. Home-schooled girl worries homosexuality will lead to ducks taking over.

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Old 10-18-2012, 03:30 PM
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Old 10-18-2012, 08:06 PM
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Homosexuality, necrophilia, and "forced mating" (what we'd call "rape") are all well-documented in ducks.


[I'm also a little miffed that the Mother allowed her very young daughter to so closely approach a goose that was sending very clear "back off" warnings. Geese can be dangerous to adults, much less children. That video could very easily have had a very different ending.]
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Humorless Mallard Duck does not appreciate your assertions...
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These are so wonderfully tasteless.
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Dear secret santas-I've just found the perfect gift for Ms. Pea!
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Spinning-Hat...0838789&sr=8-1
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Who you gonna call?

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So I was reading this thing and I got to the part where it says "The GOP Platform states that the unborn shall have full citizenship rights" and I had an epiphany...

ANCHOR FETUSES!! :headasplode:

Get a tourist visa, go to Disneyworld for your honeymoon, knock up your bride, and BAM! You're in. I think we need to explore this further. :chin:
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PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEE!!!!!

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I got a DNE error for that.
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It is Trump's Twitterings.

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