Paint faces on them and create a whole new universe where the slightly moldering ones are criminals or arch villians like The Black Fistulosum and where Bulb Alium is a crime fighting super hero (with the power to make grown men cry). In a genre of mutated vegetables, who have come to seek understanding but get only distrust and hatred, and whine about it a lot in short sentences pointed at someone who you think would be viewing your slow disintegration into heart wrenching insanity. Live breathe and fight the history of the world in your bubble with only the voices to comfort you!
It's almost criminal to have 8 pounds of vidalias and not beer batter at least one or two of them and drop them into the deep fryer, "bloomin' onion" style.
__________________ Father Helel, save us from the dark.
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