Conservatives say stupid shit - Page 12

SR71 · #**276** 01-14-2012, 08:04 PM

We'll explain it right after we steal the next election.

Nullifidian · #**277** 01-14-2012, 09:42 PM

Jerome, I grant that English isn't an inflected language so our verbs don't have cases to help you out here, but you need to know that "Conservatives say stupid shit" isn't meant to be taken in the imperative sense.

ChuckF · #**278** 01-15-2012, 03:54 PM

But the "voter roles"!!!

Jerome · #**279** 01-15-2012, 07:35 PM

One knows the argument is one when the retort is the poiting out of a misspelling.

ChuckF · #**280** 01-15-2012, 10:12 PM

So yeah, I actually have no problem with dead people's names being listed in the voter rolls. Or in the phone book. Or on real US mail! Sometimes my dead grandfather still gets return address labels from the VFW or whatever. And that is ok, because he is dead, and could not vote even if he wanted to.

But oh! The voter role (sic) fraud! Haha does that actually even happen? Could be! Wasn't there like one case in Ohio in 2008? I think I posted about it here. Or is it like "needlin'" like RONPAUL wrote about. You know, some shit somebody made up? Yes.

Jerome · #**281** 01-16-2012, 01:52 AM

about right

Kashmir · #**282** 01-16-2012, 02:09 AM

Dare me to get more sinister, dare me.

SR71 · #**283** 01-16-2012, 02:19 AM

Right Rick, pissing in a river and pissing on corpses are absolutely equivalent. Good call, jackass. Fucking lolberts.

Jerome · #**284** 01-16-2012, 02:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Kashmir

Dare me to get more sinister, dare me.

That dude is already out.
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Jerome · #**285** 01-16-2012, 02:24 AM

He is agreeing with Obama.

Obama says it is OK to piss on those dead dirty niggers.

Kashmir · #**286** 01-16-2012, 02:33 AM

If true, then Obama is wrong too.

Even if Obama was a liberal, that wouldn't mean he's our infallible messiah.

Angakuk · #**287** 01-16-2012, 02:54 AM

As a Jewish friend of mine in high school used to say, "Geh pishn in di taykh" or something like that.

Also, "Geh kaken oifen yam"!

Watser? · #**288** 01-16-2012, 03:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Kashmir

Dare me to get more sinister, dare me.

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Perry recalled how World War II era US general George Patton famously urinated in the Rhine river during his troops' march into Nazi Germany, and, "although there's not a picture, (British prime minister Winston) Churchill did the same thing on the Siegfried Line" to show contempt for the Nazis.

I always thought Perry didn't have an original thought inside his skull. He took all that straight from a column by Bill 'William the Bloody' Kristoll.

Jerome · #**289** 01-16-2012, 03:37 AM

lol that Obama's hat pisses on dead people on video and you all blame the opposing party.

Fucking idiots!!!

SR71 · #**290** 01-16-2012, 03:41 AM

That's a really compelling non sequitur there Jerome, really, really ... great.

Jerome · #**291** 01-16-2012, 03:52 AM

But really, it's the guy that is not really running, not really trying to get the job, see, that guy is the one to make fun of over
Obama's soldiers pissing on dead people.

Watser? · #**292** 01-16-2012, 04:00 AM

Oh, so they're Obama's soldiers now?

Obama may have sent them there (well, Bush did), but at least he is gonna punish them. Perry (channeling William the Bloody) was actually defending their right to piss on dead enemies.

Jerome · #**293** 01-16-2012, 04:06 AM

lol @ blaming Bush for Obama's increase of troops into Afghanistan and them pissing on dead people 3 years after Bush has been gone.

Dude, you are such a tool.

lol @ you

:giggle:

Watser? · #**294** 01-16-2012, 04:23 AM

Lol, it's funny that the biggest tools on the internets actually convince themselves they are rebels. We can actually hear them laughing at you in the boardrooms from across the ocean. Over here it's a deafening roar.

Jerome · #**295** 01-16-2012, 04:28 AM

I know what I am, that is why you are amusing to me.

SR71 · #**296** 01-16-2012, 04:31 AM

Right, you are a tool.

Jerome · #**297** 01-16-2012, 04:33 AM

For whom?

SR71 · #**298** 01-16-2012, 04:37 AM

Take that shit over to Mind Romp Jerome. Maybe someone over there is craving to defend Clinton.

SR71 · #**299** 01-16-2012, 04:39 AM

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Originally Posted by JEROME DA GNOME

For whom?

Whose tool are you? The 1%. They want the .gov out of the way completely so they can finish carving up what's left of the spoils from the class war.

SR71 · #**300** 02-11-2012, 08:44 PM

OK, they cancelled, but still, can I get a how do they figger on that?

Westboro Baptisits - Straight Man Exploded His Children Because State Governor Supports Gay Rights WTF?

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Boston Herald / McClatchy: Margie Phelps, daughter of the Topeka, Kan.-based Westboro Baptist Church’s founder, tweeted Wednesday night that the church would attend the boys’ memorial service. The protest was intended to "remind" Washington Gov. Chris Gregoire "they died because of her rebellion," a reference to her support of same-sex marriages.